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Post by swamp on May 3, 2012 12:55:28 GMT -5
I know you've seen them, plastic testicles that hang from a truck bumper. I've seen more the past few days than I ever care to see again.
First question: Why?
Second: How much to people pay for those crimes against humanity?
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Post by imawino on May 3, 2012 12:56:57 GMT -5
Second: How much to people pay for those crimes against humanity? You just want to know how much the set you're putting on your van is gonna run you! |
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Post by Waffle on May 3, 2012 12:59:41 GMT -5
Actually, I haven't seen them.
Reminder to self - don't look at truck bumpers.
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Post by MarleyKeezy78 on May 3, 2012 13:01:42 GMT -5
I think they look stupid but whatever  Truck balls  |
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2012 13:02:02 GMT -5
I've only seen them on a chin, not a bumper.
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Post by kindthatjingles on May 3, 2012 13:02:12 GMT -5
I know you've seen them, plastic testicles that hang from a truck bumper. I've seen more the past few days than I ever care to see again. First question: Why? Second: How much to people pay for those crimes against humanity? Every time I see them I think the man who is driving it that his balls must be in his wife's purse... TACKY! |
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2012 13:02:26 GMT -5
who is putting balls on trucks? Do we really need to know the genitalia of the person driving?
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 3, 2012 13:05:27 GMT -5
who is putting balls on trucks? Rednecks. You ever seen those super tacky electronic singing fish? Same market. Do we really need to know the genitalia of the person driving? Female rednecks put them on their trucks too. See, it's supposed to show that your truck has balls, not show the gender of the person driving. |
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2012 13:07:22 GMT -5
While I personally think they are tacky.......I seriously doubt anyone of us would be complaining IF we were the person that came up with the idea. There are tons of stupid things out there that have made millions, if not billions of dollars.
I can guarantee that some of you on these boards actually PAID for a ROCK! "But it's a PET ROCK!" Truck Nuts (which is what they are called) is no more or less ignorant of an idea than was the pet rock.
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Post by swamp on May 3, 2012 13:08:04 GMT -5
Truck Balls:  |
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Post by alabamagal on May 3, 2012 13:09:01 GMT -5
Second: How much to people pay for those crimes against humanity? You can get them on Amazon for $19.95! I imagine if you get two sets you could also get free shipping! |
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 3, 2012 13:09:25 GMT -5
Oh, and regarding the cost, it depends on the truck balls. The colored rubber ones are pretty cheap. If you're really loaded you get the chrome ones.
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Post by imawino on May 3, 2012 13:09:58 GMT -5
Wait, they're supposed to be plastic??? And you BUY them??? I thought you found an acceptable donor and took them as a souvenier. Oooops!! My bad.
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Post by InsertCoolName on May 3, 2012 13:12:04 GMT -5
Don't know. BUt one of DH's friend gave me, on our wedding day, a jar with a key chain balls in it. There was a note in there too. Don't recall what it said. Something bout keeping his balls put up or something. LOL I thought it was fucking funny. I use the jar. Have no clue where the key chain went.
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Post by Abby Normal on May 3, 2012 13:12:08 GMT -5
You can get them on Amazon for $19.95! I imagine if you get two sets you could also get free shipping! Great... like men need any more encouragement to play with their balls. |
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Post by imawino on May 3, 2012 13:12:21 GMT -5
Truck Nuts (which is what they are called) is no more or less ignorant of an idea than was the pet rock. I'm going to have to disagree. I'm pretty sure that hanging faux genitalia on your vehicle for the world to see is indeed "more ignorant". |
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Post by busymom on May 3, 2012 13:15:04 GMT -5
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Post by swamp on May 3, 2012 13:15:14 GMT -5
Truck Nuts (which is what they are called) is no more or less ignorant of an idea than was the pet rock. I'm going to have to disagree. I'm pretty sure that hanging faux genitalia on your vehicle for the world to see is indeed "more ignorant".  Pet rocks are kept in your house where the general public has no idea that you choose to bond with a cold lifeless rock instead of a living creature. Truck balls are on display to show the world that you are a douchebag who is compensating for a small penis. |
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Post by imawino on May 3, 2012 13:15:34 GMT -5
Wait, they're supposed to be plastic??? And you BUY them??? I thought you found an acceptable donor and took them as a souvenier. Oooops!! My bad. Umm.. Bis.. the ones you keep in your purse aren't the same that you would put on a vehicle... just sayin'....  LOL. But my purse is getting so heavy!! I thought I'd found a new home for some of them. |
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2012 13:17:38 GMT -5
I'm going to have to disagree. I'm pretty sure that hanging faux genitalia on your vehicle for the world to see is indeed "more ignorant". Pet rocks are kept in your house where the general public has no idea that you choose to bond with a cold lifeless rock instead of a living creature. Truck balls are on display to show the world that you are a douchebag who is compensating for a small penis. What about the women with Truck Nuts? Are they also compensating for their small penis? |
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Post by CarolinaKat on May 3, 2012 13:17:56 GMT -5
The hairy ones are really gross
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Post by imawino on May 3, 2012 13:18:42 GMT -5
Pet rocks are kept in your house where the general public has no idea that you choose to bond with a cold lifeless rock instead of a living creature. Truck balls are on display to show the world that you are a douchebag who is compensating for a small penis. What about the women with Truck Nuts? Are they also compensating for their small penis? The kind of woman who would hang balls on her truck? Yes. |
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Post by swamp on May 3, 2012 13:20:26 GMT -5
Pet rocks are kept in your house where the general public has no idea that you choose to bond with a cold lifeless rock instead of a living creature. Truck balls are on display to show the world that you are a douchebag who is compensating for a small penis. What about the women with Truck Nuts? Are they also compensating for their small penis? Yes. And their lack of teeth. |
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2012 13:26:14 GMT -5
What about the women with Truck Nuts? Are they also compensating for their small penis? Yes. And their lack of teeth. Methinks you've not really seen many girls/women that have these things on their vehicles...and they aren't just all on trucks even though they are named Truck Nuts. I've seen more than a few "girly girls" with them. Yes...it's strange, but I didn't pay for it so who cares. |
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Post by swamp on May 3, 2012 13:29:45 GMT -5
Yes. And their lack of teeth. Methinks you've not really seen many girls/women that have these things on their vehicles...and they aren't just all on trucks even though they are named Truck Nuts. I've seen more than a few "girly girls" with them. Yes...it's strange, but I didn't pay for it so who cares. I live in redneck land, yes I've seen the women with them on their vehicles. I stand by my opinion. |
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 3, 2012 13:30:26 GMT -5
Sounds like someone has done they're research... but somehow balls on a mini-van would seem... ummm... awkward... Lot's of good ol' boys and rednecks in the military, even in the Air Force. I learned all kinds of stuff. |
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Post by imawino on May 3, 2012 13:31:35 GMT -5
Yes. And their lack of teeth. Methinks you've not really seen many girls/women that have these things on their vehicles...and they aren't just all on trucks even though they are named Truck Nuts. I've seen more than a few "girly girls" with them. Yes...it's strange, but I didn't pay for it so who cares. Methinks you have a very different definition of girly-girl than I do. |
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 3, 2012 13:31:43 GMT -5
The hairy ones are really gross You have to get the hairy ones. You don't want to have some metrosexual truck that shaves it's junk!! I think you can get your ass kicked for that in most of redneck land. |
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Post by swamp on May 3, 2012 13:32:27 GMT -5
The hairy ones are really gross You have to get the hairy ones. You don't want to have some metrosexual truck that shaves it's junk!! I think you can get your ass kicked for that in most of redneck land. even rednecks shave their junk now. |
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 3, 2012 13:33:47 GMT -5
Blasphemy!!!
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