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Post by midjd on May 3, 2012 13:35:58 GMT -5
SIL has some truck nuts. Somehow they suit her, though... she is a very butch redneck. The family joke is that she's the son FIL always wanted.  |
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Post by Waffle on May 3, 2012 14:21:42 GMT -5
even rednecks shave their junk now. And you know this because . . . . ? |
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Post by swamp on May 3, 2012 14:23:52 GMT -5
even rednecks shave their junk now. And you know this because . . . . ? I live in redneck land and I have friends. |
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 3, 2012 14:25:17 GMT -5
I live in redneck land and I have friends. Which explains knowing rednecks, we're still waiting for the part about knowing what their junk looks like? Or are these guys, "friends"? |
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Post by swamp on May 3, 2012 14:26:05 GMT -5
I live in redneck land and I have friends. Which explains knowing rednecks, we're still waiting for the part about knowing what their junk looks like? Or are these guys, "friends"? I'm friends with their wives. |
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2012 14:29:38 GMT -5
Are we talking shaved...or trimmed? Trimmed is one thing....shaved is just........well....
Can there actually be a Metrosexual Redneck?
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Post by dancinmama on May 3, 2012 14:33:08 GMT -5
I've seen them. Unbelievable what people will spend money on.  |
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Post by dancinmama on May 3, 2012 14:33:35 GMT -5
Are we talking shaved...or trimmed? Trimmed is one thing....shaved is just........well.... Can there actually be a Metrosexual Redneck? Sounds like an oxymoron to me. |
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Post by NancysSummerSip on May 3, 2012 14:36:09 GMT -5
Please don't tell me there are droopy ones for old guys who drive trucks.  |
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2012 14:37:19 GMT -5
Are we talking shaved...or trimmed? Trimmed is one thing....shaved is just........well.... Can there actually be a Metrosexual Redneck? Sounds like an oxymoron to me. Exactly! Seriously...I live in Texas...I know what an actual redneck is and they don't really strike me as the "manscaping" kind. I could be woefully wrong! |
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Post by midjd on May 3, 2012 14:37:34 GMT -5
I wonder what kind of balls Doxie's lifted Excursion had... big ones, I'll bet.
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 3, 2012 14:38:21 GMT -5
Please don't tell me there are droopy ones for old guys who drive trucks. I don't know about that, but I have seen them on small trucks that sit close to the ground. The thing was bouncing along the road whenever the guy hit even the smallest bump. It looked even more ridiculous than those things normally do. |
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2012 14:38:27 GMT -5
so... are there truck ovaries?
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Post by swamp on May 3, 2012 14:39:37 GMT -5
I wonder what kind of balls Doxie's lifted Excursion had... big ones, I'll bet. The big hairy ones. |
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Post by swamp on May 3, 2012 14:40:05 GMT -5
Sounds like an oxymoron to me. Exactly! Seriously...I live in Texas...I know what an actual redneck is and they don't really strike me as the "manscaping" kind. I could be woefully wrong! You are woefully wrong.  |
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 3, 2012 14:40:05 GMT -5
so... are there truck ovaries? Where would you put them? Inside the muffler? |
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 3, 2012 14:41:20 GMT -5
You are woefully wrong. I doubt it. I think the rednecks in New York, one of the bluest of blue states, are just way more metro than the rednecks in the south. |
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Post by shanendoah on May 3, 2012 14:41:43 GMT -5
Truck Nuts I see around and I just have to shrug off. What really gets me is the guys (and it's always guys) who want Neuticles www.neuticles.com/ for their dogs. I remember reading a report a couple of years ago where vets said the guys also always want to go up a size or two- they want Lab size neuticles for their Dachsund and Great Dane sized neuticles for their Lab. |
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2012 14:44:26 GMT -5
You are woefully wrong. I doubt it. I think the rednecks in New York, one of the bluest of blue states, are just way more metro than the rednecks in the south. This could be it in a (Truck) Nutshell. |
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Post by swamp on May 3, 2012 14:44:39 GMT -5
upstate NY isn't really blue.............  |
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 3, 2012 14:47:21 GMT -5
upstate NY isn't really blue............. Uh huh. Did the sack shaving metro "rednecks" up there tell you that? Maybe while sipping a nice glass of wine? While you talked over canapes? |
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Post by swamp on May 3, 2012 14:49:54 GMT -5
upstate NY isn't really blue............. Uh huh. Did the sack shaving metro "rednecks" up there tell you that? Maybe while sipping a nice glass of wine? While you talked over canapes?  Yeah, OK. |
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2012 14:50:21 GMT -5
upstate NY isn't really blue............. Uh huh. Did the sack shaving metro "rednecks" up there tell you that? Maybe while sipping a nice glass of wine? While you talked over canapes? Ahahahahaha!!!.............::::::::: (Tell tloony I'm using up this threads share of dots!) |
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Post by Chocolate Lover on May 3, 2012 14:50:51 GMT -5
You are woefully wrong. I doubt it. I think the rednecks in New York, one of the bluest of blue states, are just way more metro than the rednecks in the south. No, they're not |
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Post by Bob Ross on May 3, 2012 15:08:23 GMT -5
Do truck nuts need to be put on a truck?
I want to hang a pair from the back of my Honda Civic.
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Post by midjd on May 3, 2012 15:10:31 GMT -5
Bob - are YOU the death metal skullet guy? You are, aren't you?
Yes, you should get some Civic nuts.
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Post by imawino on May 3, 2012 15:13:50 GMT -5
Bob - are YOU the death metal skullet guy? You are, aren't you? Yes, you should get some Civic nuts. Civic nuts = two cashews tied on with a pink string. |
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Post by Peace Of Mind on May 3, 2012 15:16:53 GMT -5
I wonder what kind of balls Doxie's lifted Excursion had... big ones, I'll bet. In pink!  |
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Post by Angel! on May 3, 2012 15:22:47 GMT -5
I didn't know you could buy these. I have always just seen the socks with tennis balls inside. Apparently where I live we have cheap or frugal rednecks.
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Post by weltschmerz on May 3, 2012 15:23:42 GMT -5
I know you've seen them, plastic testicles that hang from a truck bumper. I've seen more the past few days than I ever care to see again.
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Actually, I haven't seen them. Ever.
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