Doom, Gloom & Conspiracy Index Spot On Again!

[Aman A.K.A. Ahamburger]

Lol.. You're on fire sun! . Happy Easter!

Mar 31, 2013 10:02:30 GMT -5 frankq said:

Well.......

Happy Easter anyway..

Same to you Q!! Hope you're enjoying yet another holiday with your close ones.

[sunrnr]

Mar 31, 2013 7:38:44 GMT -5 frankq said:

Holy shit sun!

I can't believe this is happening....Not toot toot!! Now I feel really bad. All that time these guys were warning us about the Illuminati...but we just laughed it off....Poor toot toot......

I gotta turn on the tube. Obama has got to be addressing the nation about this .......

The Boy Scouts? They're in on this too? I know their all twisted up about the gay thing, but ......this? I'm very disappointed...

Q, I questioned the role of the Boy Scouts in all this also. Turns out from a secret, in-the-know source/expert, the Boy Scouts were conscripted into the forces of financial evil. They've since been released from their duties. It turns out the agenda of the evil forces is not conducive to the Boy Scouts' charter. Seems all they're interested in is starting a fire with rubbing sticks so they can sing around it, roast marshmellows and make sumores. Whew! Had me worried there a bit.

However, new reports are coming in about the Grand Master of the Knights Templar being asked to provide resources, funds and knights to aid in retaking "The Casino" before any real damage is done by those pesky Sock Puppets. It seems the request was turned down due to the order having all the property, treasure and sacred objects one needs and don't need to kowtow to the 1%'s demands.

More later ..... pray for a peaceful resolution to this before things start escalating further!

[frankq]

You are definitely all over this story sun! Keep on it!

[sunrnr]

Shares of Dunder Mifflin (DMI) have fallen sharply in early trading. Reports are the drastic cut in demand for paper and ink from the Fed has tanked the paper markets. The FED converted all the printing presses last week to siege engines and trebuchets in an effort to regain control of "The CASINO". This has resulted in the amount of USD debt notes being printed by the FED dropping to zero.

It's unclear what impact stopping the printing of trillions and trillions of USD fiat paper will ultimately have on the financial bottom line of United States of America, Inc. No clear and understandable answer has yet appeared as where we would be without the initial exponential QE explosion supposedly resulting in quadrillions and quadrillions of debt paper being dumped into the markets by the FED in the past couple of years. However, no one really knows for sure (or will admit) how much money has been printed nor where it is ending up because the FED halted publishing of the M3 index some time ago.

Side Note: The silence resulting from clickity click stopping is reported to be deafening. This has the 1% extremely worried as the sheeple may be able to hear themselves thinking. Should they start collectively doing critical thinking about the state of the economy, they may uncover the fact that wealth is an illusion resulting in The Powers That Be (TPTB) losing their leverage over the minions.

It appears the planned surgical strike on "The Casino" by a small, highly trained black ops team from Sock Puppets United, Inc. may be having unforeseen consequences. It's too early to determine how much is known about what is unknown.

Disclaimer: This is not investment information. Dunder Mifflin Inc. (stock symbol DMI) is a micro-cap regional paper and office supply distributor with an emphasis on servicing small-business clients. With a corporate office in New York City, Dunder Mifflin has branches in Buffalo, Albany, Utica, Scranton, Akron, Camden, Nashua and Yonkers.

[Aman A.K.A. Ahamburger]

Wait.... Does that mean the sock puppets got their way?  There is just too much to handle here.... 

[sunrnr]

No winners yet as the battle for "The Casino" has reached a stalemate. No word yet on casualties or collateral damage, if any.

However, reports are coming in that the reward for the safe return of Toot!Toot! has increased by 98 million satoshis bringing the total up to 1.98 bitcoins. This was evidently done to try and spur at least some interest by somebody in finding Toot!Toot!

There have been unofficial rumors concerning an unknown key player on the side of the forces of financial evil possibly offering up an ETF on gold plated lead bars supposedly being stored in Fort Knox. If the rumors are true, this could signal a significant escalation of the conflict on the part of The Powers That Be (TPTB).

As a result Sock Puppets United, Inc. are exploring ways and means to augment their forces bent on uncovering the "FINAL TRUTH" behind "The Casino". What resources they would call on are unknown at this time.

Stay tuned. More at 11:00.

[frankq]

How much .....in dollars... is 1.98 bitcoins?  Hey....isn't Sharri Lewis the head of Sock Puppets United?

[sunrnr]

Apr 1, 2013 16:05:29 GMT -5 frankq said:

How much .....in dollars... is 1.98 bitcoins?  Hey....isn't Sharri Lewis the head of Sock Puppets United?

Bitcoin valuation is determined by the network. Currently 1.98 bitcoins is about $180.00 USD.

Ms Lewis is just the nominal head of the organization much like most countries' leaders. You and I know who the real leader is, eh?

[sunrnr]

NEWS ALERT! This just in from the front lines of "The Casino" siege ....

A GIANT sinkhole has opened up in close proximity to "The Casino". So far the only casualties are reported to be in the ranks of the wolves in sheep's clothing up close to "The Casino". Vast numbers seem to have fallen into the expanding hole. No casualties to the sheeple being used as human shields have been reported. Evidently, with the April 15th deadline rapidly approaching, many of the sheeple had been temporarily moved to shearing sheds.

Rumors as to the exact cause of the sinkhole are starting to swirl. The rumors range from "The Bilderberg group" letting a contract with the drug lord they launder money for, to tunnel under "The Casino" walls to the aquifer under the Hanford reservation trying to escape the radioactive materials trying to seep into it.

So far, "The POST", Faux News, Mother Jones and other notable resources have not made any mention of the sinkhole or the rumors surrounding its appearance.

Information about the developing situation will be posted as it's received ....

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sun


you missed your calling

this stuff is priceless                     



LMAO ......kudos!

[frankq]

Absolutely!!!

[frankq]

What's that you say? No manufacturing jobs coming back Nothing good happening??


"Within the next five years, the United States is expected to experience a manufacturing renaissance as the wage gap with China shrinks and certain U.S. states become some of the cheapest locations for manufacturing in the developed world," predicted global business strategy firm The Boston Consulting Group (BCG) in May 2011.

"All over China, wages are climbing at 15 to 20 percent each year because of the supply-and-demand imbalance for skilled labor," says Harold L. Sirkin, a BCG senior partner. "Net labor costs for manufacturing in China and the United States should converge by 2015. As a result of the changing economics, more products will be made in the United States in the next five years."


www.inboundlogistics.com/cms/article/is-us-manufacturing-coming-back/

The number of firms known to have “reshored” manufacturing to America is well under 100. Doubtless many more are doing so quietly. Examples range from the tiny, such as ET Water Systems, to the enormous, such as General Electric, which last year moved manufacturing of washing machines, fridges and heaters back from China to a factory in Kentucky which not long ago had been expected to close. Google has attracted a great deal of attention for deciding to make its Nexus Q, a new media streamer, in San Jose.

www.economist.com/news/special-report/21569570-growing-number-american-companies-are-moving-their-manufacturing-back-united

By offering subsidies, cheap labor, and lax regulations and rigging its currency, China was able to seduce American companies to relocate their manufacturing operations there. Millions of American jobs moved to China, and manufacturing became the underpinning of China’s growth and prosperity. But rising labor costs, concerns over government-sponsored I.P. theft, and production time lags are already causing companies such as Dow Chemicals, Caterpillar, GE, and Ford to start moving some manufacturing back to the U.S. from China. Google recently announced that its Nexus Q streaming media player would be made in the U.S., and this put pressure on Apple to start following suit.

www.forbes.com/sites/singularity/2012/07/23/the-end-of-chinese-manufacturing-and-rebirth-of-u-s-industry/

[sunrnr]

Apr 2, 2013 9:40:23 GMT -5 @gdgyva said:

sun


you missed your calling

this stuff is priceless                     



LMAO ......kudos!

Actually, I'm just channeling Sangria ......

Priceless? Maybe at least the worth of the gold plated lead bars in New York the Germans want back. Besides, there is SOOOO much material next door to work with.

[sunrnr]

Why certainly we will stay on things as NOTHING has changed for the better,simply grows worse. 

Beware, Luke. This one and others like him want you to believe they are strong with the dark side of the force. Do not be fooled. For he and his ilk are nothing but weak children of the dark. Having been raised in nothing but darkness, despair and anger, they hate all that is bright and good.

To them, there is only darkness and it will always be so.

[usaone]

Good stuff Sun! I wonder what happened to Sangria

[damnotagain]

Good enough to post here too!

Change in Nonfarm Private Employment (in thousands)

[Aman A.K.A. Ahamburger]

LOL. D&G Spot on again damnot, as the cuts kick in and the economy shifts to neutral, jobs will still be CREATED..  Those are jobs CREATED, you realize that right?  Still pining for the few quarters of GDP loss eh?    Like I was saying in the no matter what the markets will be up thread Wall Street looks past jobs to earnings.  I was also saying that I thought they wouldn't be that spectacular, however, Fannie Mae posts record earnings of $17.2 billion.  I guess we will see come Monday  

[damnotagain]

Just looking at the trend ! Down. All that money and almost back to 2012 levels. That's some real creation.

Fannie and Freddie are back in business!  Just some more MBS the fed can buy.

[usaone]

Down trend? only in metals........

[frankq]

We should really track this index as a Market Talk project....we'll have to see how we could do it.

[sunrnr]

The Doom & Gloom index, having fallen sharply last week due to the stealthy breaching of "The Casino" by an elite team from Sock Puppets United, Inc., appears to be on the rise again as tensions between the adversaries increases. 

Several small diversionary sorties were mounted the past couple of days by a splinter group, The Doom & Gloom Musketeers in an effort to spread darkness, despair and misery. The sorties were successfully thwarted by the Sock Puppets United, Inc contracted security force, The Brotherhood of String Puppets. Reports are filtering in about a mercenary monkey force accompanying the security forces. It is believed they were borrowed from the Wicked Witch of the West's elite palace guard. Their role in all this is undetermined at this point.

On a side note, dark storm clouds are said to be gathering over "The Casino". This comes after reports from the dark ops team of numerous fly overs by jets streaming what appeared to be vapor trails. At the same time, low frequency vibrations were felt all around "The Casino" just before the giant sink hole appeared. All this could signal a possible desperate escalation by the economic forces of evil.

More information will be posted as it's obtained.

[damnotagain]

Lol sunrnr , always enjoy reading your comments . You could almost coin the word  "puppeteers" for us doom and gloom crowd . When I think of the pack well enjoy.

[sunrnr]

Apr 2, 2013 19:05:07 GMT -5 usaone said:

Good stuff Sun! I wonder what happened to Sangria

I wonder that too. I sure miss him and his input. 

[sunrnr]

Apr 4, 2013 7:21:32 GMT -5 damnotagain said:

Lol sunrnr , always enjoy reading your comments . You could almost coin the word  "puppeteers" for us doom and gloom crowd . When I think of the pack well enjoy.

How the hell did you get a video of me in my Zumba class??!!!

[sunrnr]

News Update from "The Casino" siege ...

This just in, reports were received from spotters on the roof of "The Casino" about a large V formation overflying the facility hours before the jets trailing white vapor were spotted. Initial reports suggested the objects in the formation may be members of the Slytherin quidditch team. More detailed analysis of the images by Sock Puppet United, Inc. analysts, revealed the large formation actually consisted of Black Swans. This may portend very bad things in the future.

Meanwhile, the storm clouds and darkness over "The Casino" are increasing at a dramatic rate. Sock Puppets United, Inc. has put out a call for volunteers to help in dealing with the escalating situation. A battalion of sunshine pumpers with new advance sunshine pumping equipment is reported to be the first to respond to the call for aid. It's expected the huge amount of sunshine they'll be able to pump will brighten the situation considerably.

In response, the forces of financial evil have asked their masters, TPTB, for permission to put out a call for all Doom & Gloomers to report at once to headquarters. Rumors have it they are also considering asking DARPA for use of their terminator robots. The situation is indeed becoming dire.

Increased efforts will be made to determine the status of the elite Sock Puppet United, Inc. black ops team's mission. An update on Toot!Toot!'s situation is also expected. Stay tuned.

Side Note: The cause of the increasing sinkhole adjacent to "The Casino" is still unknown, but the original theory of the aquifer under the Hanford Reservation migrating away from the radiation coming from the leaking tanks has been debunked by The Sock Puppet United, Inc. staff geologists. "It's simply too far away with too many different strata to go through to be feasible" said one geologist who wishes to remain anonymous. The geologists have also ruled out collapsing salt domes as well as hydraulic fraturing activities as the culprit. 

The underlying structure of "The Casino" is thought to be stable basalt formations. However, because of this, there is some speculation the sinkhole may somehow be related to the collapse of one of the huge basalt caverns that comprise the Yucca Mountain nuclear waste repository. The repository was designed to be used for storage of the Hanford wastes. Work on the project has been stalled due to environmental and survival of the human race concerns.

[frankq]

Shit.......Where did I put that tinfoil hat......I heard those terminator robots are utilizing the same mind control technology that the Bilderbergs scarfed off of those aliens........Those guys are worse than the Chinese when it comes to stealing technology.....

[sunrnr]

Apr 4, 2013 16:03:45 GMT -5 frankq said:

Shit.......Where did I put that tinfoil hat......I heard those terminator robots are utilizing the same mind control technology that the Bilderbergs scarfed off of those aliens........Those guys are worse than the Chinese when it comes to stealing technology.....

You'd darn well better go dig around in that closet for that hat, dude! Things are gonna get REAL bad ....

[Aman A.K.A. Ahamburger]

Apr 3, 2013 12:16:32 GMT -5 damnotagain said:

Just looking at the trend ! Down. All that money and almost back to 2012 levels. That's some real creation.

Fannie and Freddie are back in business!  Just some more MBS the fed can buy.

Not down!! Slow and steady, just like '12,'11,'10! And ya, that is some real creation, in that the jobs are based mostly on private enterprsie instead of clicky clack. You know, per your conversation about farming with BiMetal.

[Aman A.K.A. Ahamburger]

Apr 4, 2013 16:46:54 GMT -5 sunrnr said:

Apr 4, 2013 16:03:45 GMT -5 frankq said:

Shit.......Where did I put that tinfoil hat......I heard those terminator robots are utilizing the same mind control technology that the Bilderbergs scarfed off of those aliens........Those guys are worse than the Chinese when it comes to stealing technology.....

You'd darn well better go dig around in that closet for that hat, dude! Things are gonna get REAL bad ....

Is that another market opportunity sun? Tinfoil hats for the sockpuppet seige... Has a nice ring to it, don't ya think?

[sunrnr]

Absolutely!!! Just think of the increase in needed workers for the mining, shipping, refining, production, shipping and marketing involved. This would improve the aluminum market as well.

Awesome entrepreneurial thinking, dude!