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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2011 21:26:50 GMT -5
Don't read this thread if you don't want to hear me bitch. KTHANKYOUVERYMUCH. Oh and I have been drinking so I don't have any pants on. Now back to my story.....wait..oh yeah. It is costing me $1400 to fix my minivan that I hate. I do NOT look HAWT in a minivan. I look like somebody's mother. Yeah yeah yeah...I have kids. 4 of the little boogers, but I don't want to LOOK like I have 4 kids. Why is it illegal to tie them to the roof of a sporty little car? Sigh...I am too cute to drive a minivan. [ size=2]Poor thing... One of my co workers died yesterday of a heart attack! AND NO I'M NOT JOKING...
So your problem with your car is nothing compaired to what his family is going thru right now~! [/size][/color]
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2011 21:31:10 GMT -5
Well jeeze...OBVIOUSLY I wasn't comparing my day to someone who died. I mean really? Did you seriously think that I was?
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Post by Malarky on Jan 17, 2011 21:37:21 GMT -5
Crop Chick You're on the wrong thread. I think you need to be aiming for the "It's the most depressing day, ever" thread.
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 17, 2011 21:40:44 GMT -5
I had a colleague die at work.
He complained of chest pain and then had a cardiac arrest. I went to his funeral....
Well
I still have his phone number on my cell phone and I don't have the heart to delete it yet.
You are blessed to have your health and family. It's worth ALL the money in the world.
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Post by ken a.k.a OMK on Jan 17, 2011 21:40:47 GMT -5
I think I will show him my boobs. Of course they aren't as big as they were since I have lost 6 pounds.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2011 21:41:40 GMT -5
Why can't I just have a shitty day without someone making me feel shitty for having a shitty day? Obviously someone had a worse day than me, but does that mean I can't whine about mine?
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Post by TD2K on Jan 17, 2011 21:42:52 GMT -5
Crop, bad things happen every day to everyone. You're not seriously proposing that we all go around depressed 24 hours of every day just because we know a pile of people died that day, a bunch were given terminal diagnosis, lost their jobs, etc.
I'm sorry you lost your friend but you can't fault blame Angel like that because you are grieving.
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Post by Malarky on Jan 17, 2011 21:43:45 GMT -5
Angel, Ken wants to see your boobs.
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Post by TD2K on Jan 17, 2011 21:45:29 GMT -5
Maybe a pimped out AMC GremlinNow, that's a blast from the past.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2011 21:45:50 GMT -5
I am sorry your co-worker died.
I just can't poop rainbows and unicorns every day.
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Post by swamp on Jan 17, 2011 21:48:44 GMT -5
I am sorry your co-worker died. I just can't poop rainbows and unicorns every day. Pooping unicorns would probably give you hemorrhoids anyway. I'm sure that horn would cause some damage when coming out.
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Post by ken a.k.a OMK on Jan 17, 2011 21:49:17 GMT -5
Angel, Ken wants to see your boobs. Again. Ok just kidding. Trying to get you to laugh.
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Post by TD2K on Jan 17, 2011 21:49:43 GMT -5
Ken wants to see your boobs.
Me first, me first, me first. And everything else since Angel isn't wearing pants.
Say, you aren't fooling around with Horatio are you?
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 17, 2011 21:50:10 GMT -5
HeY I was trying to make Angel feeeeel better by telling her of my dead friend... cuz things could always be worse. Maybe she'll feel better running around naked for awhile!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2011 21:51:21 GMT -5
Do you think they will get me a discount on my car repairs?
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Post by TD2K on Jan 17, 2011 21:52:02 GMT -5
Mmmm, I could so be her wardrobe coordinator.
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Post by Malarky on Jan 17, 2011 21:52:29 GMT -5
Does anyone have a screwdriver?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2011 21:53:18 GMT -5
Does anyone have a screwdriver? WHAT? You don't think I am sexy?
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 17, 2011 21:55:15 GMT -5
Screwdriver? That's a drink!!!!
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 17, 2011 21:57:41 GMT -5
Hmmmm...Wardrobe coordinater. Maybe the best anti-wardrobe coordinator in the world!!!
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Post by Malarky on Jan 17, 2011 22:00:06 GMT -5
Deb, I planning on sticking it in my ear so I can remove that image from my mind's eye.
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 17, 2011 22:01:56 GMT -5
If you drink enuf screwdrivers might have the same effect
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2011 22:03:27 GMT -5
You are making me sad Malarky. I can't believe you don't think I am sexy.
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 17, 2011 22:06:18 GMT -5
Drinking enuf will take care of that!!! Here Malarky....have a drink
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Post by Malarky on Jan 17, 2011 22:08:53 GMT -5
You know I love you, Angel, but those are some nasty moobs. Put those 6 pounds back on and make them pretty again!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2011 22:09:21 GMT -5
Crop Chick You're on the wrong thread. I think you need to be aiming for the "It's the most depressing day, ever" thread. No I ment this one...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2011 22:11:17 GMT -5
Well jeeze...OBVIOUSLY I wasn't comparing my day to someone who died. I mean really? Did you seriously think that I was? NO!
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Post by ummboutthat on Jan 18, 2011 0:02:33 GMT -5
WAIT - wait...that's not the one I was thinking of...BRB
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Post by ummboutthat on Jan 18, 2011 0:05:42 GMT -5
ok this is the one! she's is not hot BUT she is good looking! sure I'd do her!
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