How are you doing Dr.Pig?

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;D Ha ha ha. I bet you didn't tell her that.

I was going to call but I lost your number. I found it on the ladies room wall at Target. You have quite the reputation! I hope all of it is true.

[pig]

I did get a call here at work where they asked me to fix their hot tub (in a resort in Las Vegas) I was like I don't fix hot tubs and he said well your number is on the side of it!

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Oh, I know about the whole hot tub thing and so much more.

[pig]

She said she'd never tell!

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Well she did!

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So, give me an update.

[pig]

FAM! I have a foot problem now. Getting old sucks.

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A foot problem and a shoulder problem??? I prefer men with all working parts you know.

What did you do to your foot? How is your shoulder? Are you back to a full workout yet or is the foot issue preventing that? And last but not least, are you still smoking???

[pig]

My shoulder is healed I think /crossing fingers. I've had three chest workouts and it doesn't bother me much. I have no idea what I did to my foot other than possibly by stepping on one of my kids toys. It aches when I walk or stand a lot. They did a bone scan and found a stress fracture. He wants me to wear a boot for 6 weeks.

I'm not fully back to the gym as the month off made me crazy sore when I returned. I'm up to three days a week now.

I really wish I could tell you I quit but alas I have not. Wife is increasing the pressure though so it probably won't be long until I do.

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I'm glad to hear that your shoulder has improved. That's too bad about your foot though. I know several people that wore the boot for a stress fracture, but after they were done, they were good to go.

I think it's smart that you are easing yourself back into your full workout routine. In fact, I expected the opposite from you, so you get a star for that!

I am now taking away that star because you haven't quit yet! -

[pig]

Do you still love me?

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Of course! To show you I'm going to invite you over for dinner tonight. Guess what I'm serving?

















20 ounce steaks!

[pig]

What's after dinner?

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I always serve dessert.

[pig]

Is this desert blond?

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Yes, I can serve you a blondie for dessert.

A blondie is a rich, sweet dessert bar. A Southern chef with a musical bent had a preference for brown sugar over granulated and created these "butterscotch bar" cookies in 1982 after watching the MTV video for Heart of Glass by the pop group Blondie. They are made from flour, brown sugar, butter, eggs, baking powder, and vanilla. Blondies may contain white or dark chocolate chips, but the dominant flavor of a blondie is brown sugar, not chocolate. They may also contain other ingredients such as coconut, nuts, toffee, or any other chunky candy. Even though butterscotch is sometimes considered the main flavor, they are based on brown sugar and often do not call for butterscotch.

What you like in your blondie?

[pig]

How about a Famco.

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Hmm. I do like to try new recipes.

[pig]

I hear it's spicy and sweet all at the same time.

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And a bit salty. ;D

[pig]

DOH My doctor said to watch my salt intake. Maybe just this once I'll ignore his advice.

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Like I believe you usually listen to your doctor.

[pig]

Well I do most of the time. I am going to get that boot after all as my foot is getting pretty achey...........like my heart, my achey breaky heart that years for Fam!

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Good for you getting the boot!

Wow, you're breaking out the Billy Ray? What's next, Vanilla Ice?

[pig]

Fam! Let's make our own little mosh pit!

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Only if you promise not to slam me too hard.

[pig]

Oh? Why not?

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Because you would squash little ol' me. Remember how wimpy my shoulders are?

[pig]

Oh Fam, how am I going to survive the next two days without you!

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Hmmm.

When the heavy rains come through go outside and find the biggest puddle. Put on your swimsuit, jump in and pretend that we are in a hot tub together.

How's that?