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Post by uncle23 on Mar 5, 2014 11:37:31 GMT -5
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Arch.....EGLE is up 17+ % in the race and may still get the roses with two days to go...
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Post by uncle23 on Mar 5, 2014 11:30:58 GMT -5
..... I hope so Arch....I think he's scared of the glue factory I threatened him last week.. I'm long term with him in real life...
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Post by uncle23 on Mar 1, 2014 19:16:45 GMT -5
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that feel?"
"Feels great", he replied, "but I still think my thumb's broken!"
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Post by uncle23 on Mar 1, 2014 17:01:53 GMT -5
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Love this; it is completely rational! Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When the Head Nurse went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'
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Post by uncle23 on Mar 1, 2014 11:47:23 GMT -5
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The Following rankings are as on 3/1/2014 5:10:18 AM )
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1. uncle23 $2,670,047.9 +167.00% 2. dinvestor1 $1,389,954.33 +39.00% 3. blackliver $1,378,001.05 +37.80% 4. tyfighter3 $1,288,694.05 +28.87% 5. DIsGal $1,221,494.56 +22.15% 6. clarkl2 $1,204,309.68 +20.43% 7. Kadee $1,050,025.22 +5.00% 8. pokernutt66 $1,022,997.40 +2.30%
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Post by uncle23 on Mar 1, 2014 11:09:50 GMT -5
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ARWR...........Long
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Post by uncle23 on Mar 1, 2014 10:08:02 GMT -5
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my horse ain't talking but i told him he better shape up next week or its glue factory for him.!!
congrats Kadee....got some cookies ?
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Post by uncle23 on Feb 27, 2014 12:59:34 GMT -5
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick! BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period. JOHN McCAIN: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here. DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun? COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. AL GORE: I invented the chicken. JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems. OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way the chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone. GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish it's lifelong dream of crossing the road. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2013, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2013. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
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Post by uncle23 on Feb 26, 2014 17:29:43 GMT -5
1...audio
2....ohio
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Post by uncle23 on Feb 26, 2014 12:03:02 GMT -5
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A man received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again. The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
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Post by uncle23 on Feb 25, 2014 13:11:40 GMT -5
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Post by uncle23 on Feb 23, 2014 17:54:05 GMT -5
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kadee....thats a lot of yard/farm work....!!!
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Post by uncle23 on Feb 22, 2014 14:31:04 GMT -5
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ARWR ......long
Arrowhead Reasearch
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Post by uncle23 on Feb 21, 2014 15:51:12 GMT -5
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10 minutes to go and I can smell the roses....
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Post by uncle23 on Feb 15, 2014 12:02:02 GMT -5
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ONVO.......long
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Post by uncle23 on Feb 15, 2014 9:20:32 GMT -5
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hot shot...another addition to my vocabulary.....I thought Clint Eastwood was a hot shot ......
congrats Arch..Kadee and ModE
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Post by uncle23 on Feb 10, 2014 11:30:37 GMT -5
... Arch is talking to his horse again ...
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Post by uncle23 on Feb 7, 2014 23:19:26 GMT -5
Yes indeed .....thanks to Clark ....
Been watching the game on my I-phone ......I'm on vacation in Telluride Co .
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Post by uncle23 on Feb 7, 2014 23:11:10 GMT -5
ONVO .....long
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Post by uncle23 on Feb 2, 2014 20:05:42 GMT -5
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Game: Clearsight - USD Rankings (*Rankings are evaluated overnight. Following rankings are as on 2/2/2014 5:10:17 AM ) View All (USD) Your Rank (USD): 1 Current Rank Account Value (USD) Overall% 1. uncle23 $2,588,047.92 +158.80% 2. blackliver $1,367,531.05 +36.75% 3. dinvestor1 $1,325,662.33 +32.57% 4. DIsGal $1,173,458.56 +17.35% 5. clarkrl2 $1,157,021.75 +15.70% 6. tyfighter3 $1,098,462.03 +9.85% 7. Kadee $1,042,634.34 +4.26% 8. pokernutt66 $1,005,301.25 +0.53%
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Post by uncle23 on Feb 2, 2014 19:54:49 GMT -5
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i like her hair style......
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Post by uncle23 on Feb 1, 2014 10:50:39 GMT -5
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going with MU .....long
Micron Technology, Inc., together with its subsidiaries, manufactures and markets semiconductor solutions worldwide.
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Post by uncle23 on Jan 31, 2014 13:06:24 GMT -5
.... not too late kadee..........another big run tomorrow and you'll be challenging ModE. ....big run today.....kadee's in it for the roses.. 12:05 pm
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Post by uncle23 on Jan 30, 2014 13:10:41 GMT -5
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not too late kadee..........another big run tomorrow and you'll be challenging ModE.
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Post by uncle23 on Jan 25, 2014 14:25:16 GMT -5
Nice poetry Clarkl2 !!!!
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Post by uncle23 on Jan 25, 2014 14:22:40 GMT -5
AXP.....American Express .....long
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Post by uncle23 on Jan 19, 2014 13:20:42 GMT -5
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OFF TOPIC.
...I thought it was good bye for me this morning.
A severe pain around a head bump I have 5 days previous landen me at the emergency room at 2 am this morning... a good er dr correctly diagnosed a case of the shingles that developed around the area of the bump made me suspect the worst.
thanks for listening
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Post by uncle23 on Jan 18, 2014 10:42:57 GMT -5
.... fw.to/YcoywdW3D printed chocolate objects: Hershey partners with 3D Systems Some day, the Hershey chocolate you eat may come in all sorts of weird shapes and sizes.
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