[Some celebrity/politician you've never heard of] caught...

[Virgil Showlion]

... [doing something stupid].

[News outlet] reported Friday that [whozits] was caught on camera [engaging in some kind of dumb, bizarre, or immoral activity] at a [major US city] [name of business]. Witnesses reported seeing a [man/woman] repeatedly [verb in present progressive tense] a [noun], who was later identified as [whozits] when [authority] arrived on scene.

Critics were quick to jump on the scandal, calling it "yet another example" of [pathological behaviour] by [group/demographic/population to which whozits belongs]. Supporters of [whozits] meanwhile lit up [social media site] with [graceful word for "apologies"] on behalf of the embattled [generic description of whozits] and blasted critics for [verb in present progressive tense] a "minor lapse in judgment" and [verb in present progressive tense] for [nonspecific reason].

[Whozits] later [verb in past progressive tense] at/on [venue]: "I sincerely apologize to all my [supporters]. [Non-specific excuse]. [Non-specific excuse]. Thank you for your support in this trying time in my life."  [His/her] comments recalled the 2011 scandal involving [another politician/celebrity you've never heard of], which led to the [generic description of whozits #2] being [censured, banned, etc.] by [some organization with nothing better to do].

It remains to be seen whether [whozits] will bounce back from the scandal. Already, other [group/demographic/population to which whozits belongs] are ["declaring their support for" or "distancing themselves from"] [whozits], with [context-specific word for "experts"] predicting that [he/she] [subjective degree of probability] weather the storm.

[author] contributed to this article.

[date] [copyright notice]

[news story about animals] :: [news story about giant pizza] :: [news story about man who can type with his feet]

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Don't say I never did anything for you.

[sesfw]

Love it.

I need to print this so I can fill in the appropriate names/etc to email to various people for the next year plus.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.   

[Virgil Showlion]

California Democrat Barbara Lee caught making Alarmist Global Warming Comments

Breitbart reported Friday that California Democrat Barbara Lee was caught on camera emphasizing the "disparate impacts of climate change on women" at a Congressional Meeting. Witnesses reported seeing a woman repeatedly flogging a new global warming bill, who was later identified as Lee when news crews arrived on scene.

Critics were quick to jump on the scandal, calling it "yet another example" of global warming hysteria by clueless Democrats. Supporters of Rep. Lee meanwhile lit up instatwit with personal tales of global warming woe on behalf of the embattled politician and blasted critics for exaggerating the consequences of a "minor lapse in judgment" and exploiting Lee's gaffe for political gain.

Rep. Lee later defended her actions on Capitol Hill: "I sincerely apologize to all my fellow female sufferers of global warming.  Women will disproportionately face harmful impacts from climate change.  Women are often underrepresented in the development and formulation of policy regarding adaptation to climate change. Thank you for your support in this trying time in my life." Her comments recalled the 2011 scandal involving California Democrat Ralph Treebark, which led to the outspoken senator being publicly derided by the Swedish League of Expensive Prostitutes.

It remains to be seen whether Lee will bounce back from the scandal. Already, other leading Democratic women are declaring their support for  Lee, with political analysts predicting that she  will very likely weather the storm.

Warner Todd Huston contributed to this article.

26 Mar 2015   Copyright (c) Brietbart News

Hillary hypocrisy? :: Louis C.K. Fantasizes About ‘F**king’ Sarah Palin :: Entitled: Hillary Parks In Handicap Spot


ymam.proboards.com/thread/44643/bill-address-climate-change-women

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Apr 16, 2015 18:03:09 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

... [doing something stupid].

[News outlet] reported Friday that [whozits] was caught on camera [engaging in some kind of dumb, bizarre, or immoral activity] at a [major US city] [name of business]. Witnesses reported seeing a [man/woman] repeatedly [verb in present progressive tense] a [noun], who was later identified as [whozits] when [authority] arrived on scene.

Critics were quick to jump on the scandal, calling it "yet another example" of [pathological behaviour] by [group/demographic/population to which whozits belongs]. Supporters of [whozits] meanwhile lit up [social media site] with [graceful word for "apologies"] on behalf of the embattled [generic description of whozits] and blasted critics for [verb in present progressive tense] a "minor lapse in judgment" and [verb in present progressive tense] for [nonspecific reason].

[Whozits] later [verb in past progressive tense] at/on [venue]: "I sincerely apologize to all my [supporters]. [Non-specific excuse]. [Non-specific excuse]. Thank you for your support in this trying time in my life."  [His/her] comments recalled the 2011 scandal involving [another politician/celebrity you've never heard of], which led to the [generic description of whozits #2] being [censured, banned, etc.] by [some organization with nothing better to do].

It remains to be seen whether [whozits] will bounce back from the scandal. Already, other [group/demographic/population to which whozits belongs] are ["declaring their support for" or "distancing themselves from"] [whozits], with [context-specific word for "experts"] predicting that [he/she] [subjective degree of probability] weather the storm.

[author] contributed to this article.

[date] [copyright notice]

[news story about animals] :: [news story about giant pizza] :: [news story about man who can type with his feet]

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Don't say I never did anything for you.

If you have a good memory (doesn't have to be eidetic), all news sourced informational discourse looks and sounds like this. Kudo's for putting it out there. Unfortunately, when all discussion starts to get that way, you move to one of the lowest population density areas in your country and communicate on line. It's much easier to just "log off" when you tire of the repetition. It's nice out today. Time to take the binoculars/camera/gun/DW (depending on mood), and go for a walk through the woods.

[NoNamePerson]

Apr 16, 2015 18:03:09 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

[news story about animals] :: [news story about giant pizza] :: [news story about man who can type with his feet]

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There. I've just saved you people (you know who you are) the work of posting 40% of all CE/Politics threads between now and November 2016.

Don't say I never did anything for you.

I want to read about the bolded story  

[mollyanna58]

Apr 17, 2015 12:40:13 GMT -5 NoNamePerson said:

Apr 16, 2015 18:03:09 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

[news story about animals] :: [news story about giant pizza] :: [news story about man who can type with his feet]

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There. I've just saved you people (you know who you are) the work of posting 40% of all CE/Politics threads between now and November 2016.

Don't say I never did anything for you.

I want to read about the bolded story  

I'm pretty sure that was one of the talents of X-men's The Beast, back before he was all blue and hairy.

[The Captain]

Slow day, eh Virgil?