Colleenz is a Snake?

[Virgil Showlion]

A curious admission to say the least, given to us straight and true from colleenz' own (possibly forked) tongue.


Artist's Depiction: Possible Appearance of colleenz, the Self-Described "Snake"

What a week. Dr. Pig running for moderatorship of P&M. queenofcorona confirms a shocking suspicion about POM. And now this bombshell by colleenz.

In the spirit of responsible journalism, colleenz, let me be the first to thank you for coming clean with us. It couldn't have been easy.

[swamp]

She's a cutie!

[Colleenz]

Did Virg just call me a bombshell?

[Virgil Showlion]

I'd often wondered why colleenz was so sly and venomous.

In a way, this answers more questions than it raises.

[NancysSummerSip]

I'd often wondered why colleenz was so sly and venomous.

How would Virgil know about the venom? Did Colleenz bite him?

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[mtntigger]

No silly, she's an anesthesiologist and an engineer for fun.

[Colleenz]

Don't forget the cosmetic surgeon rocket scientist hobbies SBS

[moxie]

I don't get this thread.

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

Jun 10, 2011 14:17:53 GMT -5 @moxie said:

I don't get this thread.

See the Jokes thread for the answer.

[Virgil Showlion]

Archie procures footage of collenz' SO?

The hits keep on coming.

[mtntigger]

Jun 10, 2011 14:21:28 GMT -5 ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ said:

Jun 10, 2011 14:17:53 GMT -5 @moxie said:

I don't get this thread.

See the Jokes thread for the answer.

There's a reason behind this? <<goes to check out the joke thread>>

[queenofcorona]

Oops, Virg, I didn't realize the tidbit about POM was meant to be a secret. Our group of Fuzzies, um, I mean Furbies, er, Furries is normally quite open and active, so it was past time she come out of the closet. We have a special soul sucking servant of satan get-up set aside for you btw. Our chapter president, Ratchets, is working on a power point presentation to post here as a means of recruitment. That won't violate the CofC will it? I hope you'll look me up at our next convention ... I'm the cute and cuddly Praying Mantis.

[Virgil Showlion]

We have a special soul sucking servant of satan get-up set aside for you btw.

I hate costumes and role-playing. Just innately, my entire life.

I refused to go out for Halloween at age three, claiming I didn't want to be "humiliated". My mother swears that I used that word, too. I believe her because I feel the same way about it now. Absolutely no way.

A bit of personal trivia: I did all of my schooling up to grade 8 in French. In grade five our class had to put on a school play where everyone got to dress up as a different woodland creature (the play was set in the woods). There were about 30 students in the class and the play was completely in French, so the school didn't want it to run over 30 minutes.

When the teacher handed out the script, it was about ten pages long, double-sided, with about two lines of dialog for each of the thirty woodland creatures and then literally hundreds for a character called 'narrateur': the narrator. But the narrator got to wear a suit and tie while the rest of the poor souls had to dress up like animals.

Everything had to be memorized and some of the animals had three lines instead of two, or maybe two long lines instead of two short lines, so everybody went to town fighting over the characters with the fewest words. I, on the other hand, begged the teacher for the part of the narrator. A good friend of mine politely objected because he wanted us both play the two wolves, and I seem to recall telling him to go screw himself in French.

But, in defense of my 'odd' phobia (I don't consider it odd, but some people do), I made an excellent narrator, didn't forget a single line, and was one of the two main highlights in the show. The other one was that a petite little girl named Anne got to play the part of the bear. She had to come tromping in and speak in a deep voice even though she was maybe 60 pounds soaking wet. Since very few people in the audience could follow the French, her part was a welcome bit of comic relief.

That won't violate the CofC will it? I hope you'll look me up at our next convention ... I'm the cute and cuddly Praying Mantis.

POM... just strikes me as a 'possible'. She's so friendly and gregarious and... uninhibited. She's like an animal spirit incarnate humana.

[queenofcorona]

You just might be my polar opposite Virgil. My jr year of high school, the principal called me to his office. I'm thinking uh-oh, what'd I do? He requested I play a man in our class play because we were short males and I was the first female who came to mind possibly willing to play the unlikely role. They transformed me into a rotund (slim side by nature) mustached British colonel with a wife. It really wouldn't have mattered had I not memorized my lines, I merely needed to walk on stage to cause uproarious laughter - so no one could hear anything said whenever I was present. Halloween is my absolute favorite "holiday" - though I generally select a human character to portray rather than animal. (Mary Poppins, 1950's housewife, Rosie Riveter ....) ;D

[Peace Of Mind]

QOC, LMAO!! Stop telling all our secrets!

Virgil - <<POM hopes Virgil whispers sweet nothings to her in French>>

I hope snakes don't eat Beavers!

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

Poor Virgil takes so much flack just because he's a geek.

Welcome back, POM - this is just because.... .... you're a beaver. ;D