Help get Optimist a new laptop I need karma

[Opti]

Virgil said he'll get me a new laptop if I get 100,000 Karma points
so please help.



Post on this thread and I'll karmalize you back.
Thanks!

[ken a.k.a OMK]

Gladly but I have to wait to exalt again. I must be a karma whore. LOL

[Opti]

The evidence is in Reply#23 on the The featured poster is worse than the ads thread.

If this works may be Virgil will give out other prizes! ;D

[Opti]

Jan 3, 2011 22:25:39 GMT -5 ken a.k.a OMK said:

Gladly but I have to wait to exalt again. I must be a karma whore. LOL

Thanks. I wait in blissful anticipation.

[Virgil Showlion]

Posters should be aware that this thread was started as a continuation of Optimist's earlier reply in the "Featured Poster is Worse..." thread:

But Vi-i-i-i-i-i-irgil, the tiny box takes up my who-o-o-o-o-o-o-ole screen and I have to... *sniff*... I have to scr- ... I have to scro-o-o-o-o-o-oll dow... Awahh AWAAHHHHHH! AWAAAAHHHHHHHHH.... AWAHHHHHHH HO-O-O-O-O-O-O-OWL!!!!!

Note: Dramatization. May not have happened.

It's your karma, though.

[ken a.k.a OMK]

Jan 3, 2011 22:29:59 GMT -5 Opti said:

Jan 3, 2011 22:25:39 GMT -5 ken a.k.a OMK said:

Gladly but I have to wait to exalt again. I must be a karma whore. LOL

Thanks. I wait in blissful anticipation.

Looks like it will be tomorrow. Good night.

[The J]

So Virgil -- if optimist gets 100,000 karma, will you buy her a new laptop?

[Opti]

Jan 3, 2011 22:33:01 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

Posters should be aware that this thread was started as a continuation of Optimist's earlier reply in the "Featured Poster is Worse..." thread:

But Vi-i-i-i-i-i-irgil, the tiny box takes up my who-o-o-o-o-o-o-ole screen and I have to... *sniff*... I have to scr- ... I have to scro-o-o-o-o-o-oll dow... Awahh AWAAHHHHHH! AWAAAAHHHHHHHHH.... AWAHHHHHHH HO-O-O-O-O-O-O-OWL!!!!!

Note: Dramatization. May not have happened.


It's your karma, though.

Posters should be aware Virgil wants to renege on his deal
because he's concerned you might help enough to get me the Karma
points.

Help make your mods live up to their promises and not mock [glow=red,2,300]unemployed[/glow] posters for fun!

Besides its an old IBM Thinkpad with only 256K memory. Surely [glow=red,2,300]employed[/glow] Virgil can spare a couple hundred for a gift laptop.

[Virgil Showlion]

So Virgil -- if optimist gets 100,000 karma, will you buy her a new laptop?

I absolutely will, provided screen dumps of all intermediate karma values can be provided as proof of legitimacy.

At a respectable 10 karma per day, she'll have a sparklin' new laptop in March of 2038.

[The J]

You realize that I've been so bored at work, I can probably get her there, with screenshots of each karma point, by Friday, right?

[Deleted]

Done. Glad to help. What kind is he gonna get for you?

[rick]

Done deal

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

I think Virgil should buy Optimist her new laptop now instead of this Karma-count incentive program . He's a moderator, and altered her message for dramatic effect (see post #4) without her written consent.

Quote: But Vi-i-i-i-i-i-irgil, the tiny box takes up my who-o-o-o-o-o-o-ole screen and I have to... *sniff*... I have to scr- ... I have to scro-o-o-o-o-o-oll dow... Awahh AWAAHHHHHH! AWAAAAHHHHHHHHH.... AWAHHHHHHH HO-O-O-O-O-O-O-OWL!!!!!

Note: Dramatization. May not have happened.


Read more: notmsnmoney.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=fun&thread=954&page=1#ixzz1A2OfT5un

All in favor???

[Virgil Showlion]

I shall buy her a new laptop if anyone can answer me this riddle:

Up do I pop, tho' a new face I bear,
Down was I smitten by luna the fair.
I am not a troll, tho' I'm powr'd by your rage.
You'll speak my name softly (or stay mum if you're sage).

Who am I?

[Opti]

Jan 4, 2011 7:15:16 GMT -5 @daphne87 said:

Karma for Optimist -- good luck with that new laptop!

MissR and Rick, I hope you enjoyed your jolt of Karma.

I have on my to do list Ken, The J, and Daphne87.
Thanks Everyone!

[973beachbum]

Hope it was good for you.

[Opti]

Jan 4, 2011 9:45:16 GMT -5 973beachbum said:

Hope it was good for you.

Absolutely! Gave me shivers. ;D

[Opti]

Ken, The J hopefully you've felt the rush of karma. ;D

12:30 for Daphne and 1:30PM for Beach. Happy Tuesday all.

[Opti]

Hang in there, 23 minutes more or less laptop permitting.

[Chocolate Lover]

Karma for you, I wanna see him send you a laptop.

[Opti]

Jan 4, 2011 12:07:44 GMT -5 Chocolate Lover said:

Karma for you, I wanna see him send you a laptop.

Me too! ;D ;D ;D

[Opti]

Happy Karma Daphne, hope you felt the rush! ;D

[Opti]

Jan 4, 2011 9:45:16 GMT -5 973beachbum said:

Hope it was good for you.

97, Hope it was good for you too.

[Opti]

Karma to CL.

I'm all caught up for now and craving some dark chocolate.

[Deleted]

I exalted you Opt but you don't have to get me back. You have others to exalt.

[efco]

Will you exalt me if I make a ban-worthy thread for you, laterbloomer? On the money board, of course.

I need karma.

[Virgil Showlion]

Might I point out that giving people karma simply because they ask for it undermines the whole notion of "karma".

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

I shall buy her a new laptop if anyone can answer me this riddle:

Up do I pop, tho' a new face I bear,
Down was I smitten by luna the fair.
I am not a troll, tho' I'm powr'd by your rage.
You'll speak my name softly (or stay mum if you're sage).

Who am I?

Ans: EFCO

[The Captain]

Jan 4, 2011 1:06:38 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

I shall buy her a new laptop if anyone can answer me this riddle:

Up do I pop, tho' a new face I bear,
Down was I smitten by luna the fair.
I am not a troll, tho' I'm powr'd by your rage.
You'll speak my name softly (or stay mum if you're sage).

Who am I?

Great, a challenge!

The Sun?

[Virgil Showlion]

Nope, and nope.

I thought EFCO was a troll?