Mad Dawg Wiccan
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Post by Mad Dawg Wiccan on May 13, 2011 14:50:15 GMT -5
Florida lawmakers with a poor grasp of taxonomy appear to have accidentally outlawed all sex in the state, according to the Southern Fried Scientist. The recently passed law banning bestiality outlaws "knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal"—and since humans are technically animals, consenting adults in Florida will soon be banned from having sex unless their act conforms to "certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices," the science blogger writes. Florida politicians may be a little slow but they haven't forgotten that humans are animals, too, counters the Miami New Times. After Gov. Rick Scott signs the bestiality ban into law, it will enter the chapter of Florida law that deals with crimes against animals, which defines animals as "every living dumb creature"—a definition that presumably excludes all human Floridians. www.newser.com/story/118392/florida-may-have-accidentally-banned-sex.htmlCredit to Spydah for finding this. |
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Post by jarhead1976 on May 13, 2011 14:53:47 GMT -5
That is questionable and funny. Thank you, needed the laugh.
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2011 14:58:36 GMT -5
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Mad Dawg Wiccan
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Post by Mad Dawg Wiccan on May 13, 2011 15:00:37 GMT -5
;D
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Post by floridayankee on May 13, 2011 15:14:55 GMT -5
 Well pilgrim....Looks I'll be going rouge this weekend. Several times if I get my way. |
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Post by txbo on May 13, 2011 15:16:29 GMT -5
Those crazy republicans.  |
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2011 15:18:26 GMT -5
Hey, good luck, Yank!! Throw in an extra illegal act for a sadly celibate woman in AZ, ya hear??
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Post by wyouser on May 13, 2011 15:18:43 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2011 15:19:59 GMT -5
Oh, yeah-- it's FRIDAY!!!!!!  |
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❤ mollymouser ❤
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Post by ❤ mollymouser ❤ on May 13, 2011 15:58:12 GMT -5
;D
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cme1201
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Post by cme1201 on May 13, 2011 16:06:01 GMT -5
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Post by pepper112765 on May 13, 2011 16:06:24 GMT -5
That is questionable and funny. Thank you, needed the laugh. That was funny! |
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Post by Tennesseer on May 13, 2011 16:22:06 GMT -5
Many a woman is flushing their spouse's Viagra down the toilet in thanks to Florida lawmakers.
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cme1201
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Post by cme1201 on May 13, 2011 16:23:22 GMT -5
Many a woman is flushing their spouse's Viagra down the toilet in thanks to Florida lawmakers. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *BREATH* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GIGGLE SNORT* Now that's funny |
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2011 16:24:42 GMT -5
Viagra is dangerous. Priorities, I guess.
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2011 18:03:41 GMT -5
Cameras at farms???  |
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Post by AgeOfEnlightenmentSCP on May 13, 2011 18:22:42 GMT -5
How long has this been in effect? I'm just trying to figure out if we need to turn ourselves in.
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Mad Dawg Wiccan
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Post by Mad Dawg Wiccan on May 13, 2011 19:50:11 GMT -5
<<Now, if they cannot catch women-killers, how will they catch those who want to make sheep-eyes at actual sheep.>> Decoys?  |
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cme1201
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Post by cme1201 on May 13, 2011 21:31:36 GMT -5
I can't believe no one has linked the bloodhound gang's "Nothing but Mammals" video
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Post by lakhota on May 13, 2011 21:57:34 GMT -5
Well, now maybe dogs, goats, horses and sheep will have some legal protection in Florida. Apparently old habits are hard to break for Floridians - since it took THREE tries to pass the law.
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