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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 31, 2010 7:47:47 GMT -5
Plastic bag solution.
1 be sure you are trying to open the proper end of the bag.
2 wet your fingers [with some of the moisture of near by produce]
then place your wet fingers on the edges of bag and gently separate edges so you can open the bag ...if done too rough[which may be your case] your edges will not separate.
Bra solution ideas
There are front loaded bras with either zippers or snaps....
or
Some how finesse the situation where she takes the bra of herself!!!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2010 8:10:22 GMT -5
There are front loaded bras
Front loaded bras were invented by the devil to torture either mankind in general or me in particular. They came into being (or became popular, I don't know which) about an hour & a half after I perfected my technique of opening the back bras. I'm sure there is a special place in hell (probably at the devils right hand) where their inventor gets to sit. Just my thoughts.
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 31, 2010 8:24:31 GMT -5
Awww OldTex
A front loaded bra is a good thing.
All your gal has to do is stand in front of you and YOU open the package of goodies.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2010 8:27:48 GMT -5
I find the front load bras very uncomfortable for some reason.
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Dec 31, 2010 9:19:14 GMT -5
<<Note to self: Send memo to all future dates of MU, advising them to wear front-load bras - then they can enjoy the fun as he struggles & fumbles around her back trying to find the hooks>>.
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Post by rick on Dec 31, 2010 9:23:55 GMT -5
I hate those damn produce bags
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 31, 2010 9:25:01 GMT -5
Mu will really be in a pickle if there are NO snaps/hooks/zippers he'll have to get a pair of scissors or a knife to release the 'girls'.
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Dec 31, 2010 9:27:27 GMT -5
You don't think he hasn't already had to do that ?? You don't know MU. He doesn't have opposable thumbs.
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Post by swamp on Dec 31, 2010 9:31:33 GMT -5
Mud, have ypu ever considered going to an occupational therapist the address your small motor skill deficits?
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 31, 2010 9:34:39 GMT -5
Hmmm I knew he was a primate with opposable thumbs
How many thumbs do you think MU has???
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 31, 2010 11:18:19 GMT -5
Opposable thumb- is when the tip of your thumb touches the tip of your pointer finger[index finger]
This is a very distinct feature of primates.
So let's say you owe a debt you can't pay and they want to cut off one of your fingers ...pick your little finger of your non-dominate hand.[if you are right handed -have them chop off your left little finger]
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 31, 2010 11:38:08 GMT -5
Well MU- Now that you know this fact- you will have to negotiate,beg, plead,etc to have them chop off your LEFT little finger...[you are right handed aren't you?]
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 31, 2010 12:02:43 GMT -5
MU Are you musically inclined? What instrument do you play?
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 31, 2010 12:24:17 GMT -5
Ok Go practice a piece- then later cell phone record it -email it to yourself and post it for us...so we can here the audio part
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Post by TD2K on Dec 31, 2010 17:38:55 GMT -5
The stringed instruments are my favorite to listen to.
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Post by TD2K on Dec 31, 2010 18:34:53 GMT -5
I can only listen, no ability in that area at all.
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Post by laterbloomer on Dec 31, 2010 18:39:27 GMT -5
You don't think he hasn't already had to do that ?? You don't know MU. He doesn't have opposable thumbs. He would also need the opportunity to undo someone's bra. |
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Post by TD2K on Dec 31, 2010 18:40:16 GMT -5
And poor Later is all single except for her dog.
just saying
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Post by laterbloomer on Dec 31, 2010 18:42:27 GMT -5
And poor Later is all single except for her dog. just saying Hey!! For me that's an accomplishment!! I want my medal!!! ;D |
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Post by TD2K on Dec 31, 2010 18:49:41 GMT -5
LOL.
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Post by Cheesy FL-Vol on Dec 31, 2010 19:14:56 GMT -5
<<Note to self: Send memo to all future dates of MU, advising them to wear front-load bras - then they can enjoy the fun as he struggles & fumbles around her back trying to find the hooks>>. SL...I really did laugh out loud at this!  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2010 19:25:01 GMT -5
MU I used to play the cello! I also played the violin and flute.
But I stopped playing years ago. I should go back to it.
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Dec 31, 2010 19:49:15 GMT -5
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Post by ken a.k.a OMK on Dec 31, 2010 19:52:18 GMT -5
I blow a horn! But I think it's broken because the noise I hear is usually just one note with different levels.   |
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Post by ummboutthat on Dec 31, 2010 21:04:12 GMT -5
Plastic bag solution. 1 be sure you are trying to open the proper end of the bag. 2 wet your fingers [with some of the moisture of near by produce] then place your wet fingers on the edges of bag and gently separate edges so you can open the bag ...if done too rough[which may be your case] your edges will not separate. Bra solution ideas There are front loaded bras with either zippers or snaps.... or Some how finesse the situation where she takes the bra of herself!!! OH MY GOODNESS! Debmd that advise deserves Exalt! |
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 1, 2011 5:19:51 GMT -5
 If in a thong thang Could MU accomplish his mission?
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Post by Bluerobin on Jan 1, 2011 9:20:16 GMT -5
Do very different degrees of difficulty but I'm sure I would accomplish both tasks
Says the man who cannot unhook a bra.
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 1, 2011 11:30:52 GMT -5
To Get Lady friend out of Thong Thang is easier than getting Lady friend out of bra.
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Post by TD2K on Jan 1, 2011 14:48:48 GMT -5
But of course, the more fun things should be harder to do.
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