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Post by rick on Dec 30, 2010 14:12:30 GMT -5
EFCO what it's like being middle-aged, single and living alone in your mom's basement.....
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Dec 30, 2010 14:14:30 GMT -5
I thought it was 12 and on Xmas vacation....
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Post by efco on Dec 30, 2010 14:16:42 GMT -5
Everything's free. Life is GREAT!
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Dec 30, 2010 14:20:02 GMT -5
That was yesterday, but they forgot to round them up and get them back to their rooms.
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Post by rick on Dec 30, 2010 14:20:34 GMT -5
I work down at the Pizza Pit And I drive an old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight I'm a scifi fanatic A mild asthmatic And I've never been to second base But there's whole ‘nother me That you need to see Go checkout MySpace
'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good I drive a Maserati I'm a black-belt in karate And I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I’m mysterious I tell them I don't want nothing serious 'Cause even on a slow day I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time I’m so much cooler online So much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my mom And she fixes me a snack And I head down to my basement bedroom And fire up my Mac In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A Is when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ I'm single and I'm rich And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind It turns girls on that I’m mysterious I tell them I don't want nothing serious 'Cause even on a slow day I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time I’m so much cooler online Yeah, I'm cooler online
When you got my kind of stats It’s hard to get a date Let alone a real girlfriend But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight Every time I login
Online I’m out in Hollywood I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good Even on a slow day I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time I’m so much cooler online Yeah, I’m cooler online I’m so much cooler online Yeah, I’m cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
Yeah, I’ll see ya online
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Post by Apple on Dec 30, 2010 14:22:49 GMT -5
Rick's pulling out the country!
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Post by rick on Dec 30, 2010 14:23:28 GMT -5
Rick's pulling out the country! And thats all
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Post by efco on Dec 30, 2010 14:24:31 GMT -5
Spoken introduction: Nicholas! Albert! Look, I don't know where they are, but I'd like you to meet my two pals, my buddies, my two amigos. I'll tell you all about them - well... ------------------------------
I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all. Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
Strange as it seems, I met in my dreams, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall. Here's what they said to me, 'Use your head, just see your life is very, very dull"
Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all. Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
So I said to Nick, 'Nick tell me quick, what should a fellow do?' He said to me, 'Boy, easy to see boy, you should try a cigarette or two.'
Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all. Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
So I lit a homosexual, and I took a drag, then to my great surprise, I started to gasp, and coughed like a rasp, And everything spun round before my eyes.
Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all. Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
So I said to Al, 'Al, be a pal, what do you really think?' He said to me, 'Boy, easy to see boy, smoking's kid's stuff, pour yourself a drink.'
Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all. Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
So quick as a wink, I took a drink, swigged a glassful down. First it seemed to hit me, then it turned around and bit me, And everything went all spinning round.
Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all. Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
Well, here is the joke, when I awoke, it wasn't finished yet, I noticed first a terrible thirst And then a craving for a cigarette.
Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all. Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
Well, take my advice, this smoking is nice and the drinking is really lush. As you can see, there's no change in me, I'm still as pure as the driven slush.
Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all. Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
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Post by nickster on Dec 30, 2010 14:39:57 GMT -5
Don't be mean Rick.
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Post by rick on Dec 30, 2010 14:40:34 GMT -5
Me, Never ;D
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Post by efco on Dec 30, 2010 14:41:24 GMT -5
REPORTED!
~ Edna Bambrick
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Post by rick on Dec 30, 2010 14:42:29 GMT -5
Im sure Edna will enjoy the letter
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 30, 2010 14:59:27 GMT -5
If EFCO is living in mom's basement and investing his money. He could be a multimillionaire and a favorite offspring at helping parents out where they lavage love on EFCO.
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Post by josie on Dec 30, 2010 15:08:15 GMT -5
If EFCO is living in mom's basement and investing his money. He could be a multimillionaire and a favorite offspring at helping parents out where they lavage love on EFCO. um, lavage means to pump your stomach or wash out your bowels....
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Post by Apple on Dec 30, 2010 15:11:47 GMT -5
LMAO, Josie! Millionaire or no, a loser is a loser.
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Post by efco on Dec 30, 2010 15:15:10 GMT -5
LMAO, Josie! Millionaire or no, a loser is a loser. That wasn't very nice.
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Post by Apple on Dec 30, 2010 15:18:14 GMT -5
I wasn't calling you a loser, I was just stating that money doesn't make someone not a loser. I'd rather be with a fun average-money guy than a loser millionaire. Oh, and the misspelling and definition of "lavage" was hilarious
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Post by efco on Dec 30, 2010 15:20:16 GMT -5
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Post by josie on Dec 30, 2010 15:21:16 GMT -5
It did bring new meaning to how they showed their love to their son, didn't it?
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Post by Apple on Dec 30, 2010 15:23:08 GMT -5
It did bring new meaning to how they showed their love to their son, didn't it? Lol, it really did! Made me laugh
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Dec 30, 2010 15:25:21 GMT -5
--- just like peeing into the wind would make him feel warm too.
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Post by efco on Dec 30, 2010 15:25:55 GMT -5
Have a great day, all! I'm outta here.
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Post by josie on Dec 30, 2010 15:27:49 GMT -5
Made me wonder for a minute just what she meant...I mean, she has md after her name so I assumed she is in the medical profession and knows what lavage means... but then if she IS in the medical profession you would think she could spell lavish. :/
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 30, 2010 15:31:25 GMT -5
See you soon EFCO... The point is to be fun in lavaging him with love
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Post by josie on Dec 30, 2010 15:33:47 GMT -5
See you soon EFCO... The point is to be fun in lavaging him with love Ok
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Post by rick on Dec 30, 2010 16:01:14 GMT -5
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Post by josie on Dec 30, 2010 16:13:07 GMT -5
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Post by rick on Dec 30, 2010 16:16:20 GMT -5
What did I do, I was hungray and the popcorn was over here
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Post by josie on Dec 30, 2010 16:21:42 GMT -5
Yeah, riiiiiight... lol
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Post by rick on Dec 30, 2010 16:22:57 GMT -5
Well I damn sure dont want any nuts
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