Virgil Showlion
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Apr 17, 2011 17:50:04 GMT -5
So I'm in this packed parking lot at my local grocery store. I've been circling for 35 minutes.
Finally I see a spot open up near the entrance and I head for it... only to find some car pulling in fresh off the street.
I'm about to race over for the showdown, but I notice that this driver has a handicapped sign (I noticed because I tried for two years to get one for my knee without any luck). And there's a handicapped spot open right across from my parking spot.
So I hang back a bit to let him pull into the handicapped spot.
And what do this wahoo do? He pulls right into my spot, gets out of his car, and then waves at me!
I honk at him and point to the handicapped spot and he pretends like he doesn't notice.
What an ____!
It took me twenty more minutes to find a parking spot, and I meet the guy as he's leaving the store.
I wanted to throttle him, but instead I just asked him "Why didn't you take the handicapped spot?"
He looks at me as though I'm as dumb as a cow. Then he brushes me off and drives away.
Like I said: total ___.
Anyway, I need some sympathy here. What's the world coming to when wahoos like that are allowed to roam our parking lots?
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Genuine GA Peach
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Post by Genuine GA Peach on Apr 17, 2011 17:51:52 GMT -5
Virgil, Mich apologized! And saying she looks like a guy isn't going to smooth things over at all ;D
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Cheesy FL-Vol
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Post by Cheesy FL-Vol on Apr 17, 2011 17:53:46 GMT -5
LOL...Virgil!
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chiver78
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Post by chiver78 on Apr 17, 2011 17:54:49 GMT -5
LMAO Peachy!
Virgil, you better watch out for Mich - I hear she holds grudges....
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Virgil Showlion
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Apr 17, 2011 17:55:33 GMT -5
Yeah... Umm... I probably should have checked that. "Mich" being a male name and all. ...certain assumptions were made. Look! A flying smurf!  . . . . . .. ... .............................. ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM! ==> me |
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ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Apr 17, 2011 17:57:41 GMT -5
Nice save, Virgil - distract her with a shiny Smurf.
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Peace Of Mind
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Apr 17, 2011 18:14:05 GMT -5
LMAO!! TD is going to kick your ass. I'm just sayin!
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verrip1
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Post by verrip1 on Apr 17, 2011 18:31:51 GMT -5
Now I know how road rage happens.
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TD2K
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Post by TD2K on Apr 17, 2011 20:15:09 GMT -5
Wouldn't that be a hoot though? Two rants posted on EE by posters who ran into each other and didn't know it.
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DebMD (banned)
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Apr 19, 2011 3:26:11 GMT -5
Tsk,Tsk Virgil
that was 20 min of gasoline!
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Post by The Walk of the Penguin Mich on Apr 19, 2011 6:26:10 GMT -5
OK....
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Genuine GA Peach
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Post by Genuine GA Peach on Apr 19, 2011 6:29:34 GMT -5
rut roh...sounds like Mich is going snow leopard on you Virgil  |
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