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Post by swamp on Mar 11, 2020 12:11:34 GMT -5
maybe a conspiracy for a hoax? I don't know, all I know is people are stupid. But Bill and Melinda gates are making a fortune on this. They created the virus, launched it, and they have a vaccine for it that will be released after millions of people have died. Yeah, the Bill and Melinda hoax is definitely popular among the nutjobs. My favorite so far for sheer incomprehensibility is the one where the coronavirus was created to activate a toxin that has been introduced into the population via chemtrails and genetically engineered pork (apparently half the toxin is pork DNA in the chemtrails and the other half is acquired by ingesting the genetically engineered pork). The "theory" is that the coronavirus activates the toxin, then the vaccine (which doesn't yet exist) will deal the final blow. So, it's apparently genocide for no clear reason and with a lot of elaborate steps. Never fear, though, you can protect yourself by spraying vinegar into the air whenever you detect chemtrails. (These people are out there. They're voting, driving cars, and breeding. I find that terrifying.) I read it was the 5G network that activated it. Same idea though.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2020 12:11:36 GMT -5
People...it's Gen Z. For some reason they're not affected at all. They will rule the world once we're all gone.
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Post by swamp on Mar 11, 2020 12:12:00 GMT -5
Yeah, the Bill and Melinda hoax is definitely popular among the nutjobs. My favorite so far for sheer incomprehensibility is the one where the coronavirus was created to activate a toxin that has been introduced into the population via chemtrails and genetically engineered pork (apparently half the toxin is pork DNA in the chemtrails and the other half is acquired by ingesting the genetically engineered pork). The "theory" is that the coronavirus activates the toxin, then the vaccine (which doesn't yet exist) will deal the final blow. So, it's apparently genocide for no clear reason and with a lot of elaborate steps. Never fear, though, you can protect yourself by spraying vinegar into the air whenever you detect chemtrails. (These people are out there. They're voting, driving cars, and breeding. I find that terrifying.) So, Jews and Muslims will not be affected? No, because they are behind the hoax, silly!
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Post by dannylion on Mar 11, 2020 12:13:52 GMT -5
Yeah, the Bill and Melinda hoax is definitely popular among the nutjobs. My favorite so far for sheer incomprehensibility is the one where the coronavirus was created to activate a toxin that has been introduced into the population via chemtrails and genetically engineered pork (apparently half the toxin is pork DNA in the chemtrails and the other half is acquired by ingesting the genetically engineered pork). The "theory" is that the coronavirus activates the toxin, then the vaccine (which doesn't yet exist) will deal the final blow. So, it's apparently genocide for no clear reason and with a lot of elaborate steps. Never fear, though, you can protect yourself by spraying vinegar into the air whenever you detect chemtrails. (These people are out there. They're voting, driving cars, and breeding. I find that terrifying.) So, Jews and Muslims will not be affected? It is unlikely that whoever came up with this particular fairy tale thought it through in that much detail.
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Post by chiver78 on Mar 11, 2020 12:14:33 GMT -5
I just realized that I haven't heard anything from the anti-vax community about corona virus and protecting yourself with good nutrition and essential oils! I have. There is no need to avoid church, the power of faith and prayer is all you need to protect yourself from infection. I definitely just pulled a muscle rolling my eyes, wow. I'm all for people believing in whatever higher being you fancy, but when it crosses the line to interfering with science and fact, and impacts public health I get a lot angry.
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Mar 11, 2020 12:16:48 GMT -5
I have. There is no need to avoid church, the power of faith and prayer is all you need to protect yourself from infection. I definitely just pulled a muscle rolling my eyes, wow. I'm all for people believing in whatever higher being you fancy, but when it crosses the line to interfering with science and fact, and impacts public health I get a lot angry. Non-believer. You need science because you're a heathen.
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Post by dannylion on Mar 11, 2020 12:17:16 GMT -5
Yeah, the Bill and Melinda hoax is definitely popular among the nutjobs. My favorite so far for sheer incomprehensibility is the one where the coronavirus was created to activate a toxin that has been introduced into the population via chemtrails and genetically engineered pork (apparently half the toxin is pork DNA in the chemtrails and the other half is acquired by ingesting the genetically engineered pork). The "theory" is that the coronavirus activates the toxin, then the vaccine (which doesn't yet exist) will deal the final blow. So, it's apparently genocide for no clear reason and with a lot of elaborate steps. Never fear, though, you can protect yourself by spraying vinegar into the air whenever you detect chemtrails. (These people are out there. They're voting, driving cars, and breeding. I find that terrifying.) I read it was the 5G network that activated it. Same idea though. Ah, that's interesting! Maybe we are witnessing an actual conspiracy theory splintering in the wild. Working in 5G is a nice touch, though. It lacked only that.
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Post by NastyWoman on Mar 11, 2020 12:21:03 GMT -5
Yeah, the Bill and Melinda hoax is definitely popular among the nutjobs. My favorite so far for sheer incomprehensibility is the one where the coronavirus was created to activate a toxin that has been introduced into the population via chemtrails and genetically engineered pork (apparently half the toxin is pork DNA in the chemtrails and the other half is acquired by ingesting the genetically engineered pork). The "theory" is that the coronavirus activates the toxin, then the vaccine (which doesn't yet exist) will deal the final blow. So, it's apparently genocide for no clear reason and with a lot of elaborate steps. Never fear, though, you can protect yourself by spraying vinegar into the air whenever you detect chemtrails. (These people are out there. They're voting, driving cars, and breeding. I find that terrifying.) So, Jews and Muslims will not be affected? My thoughts exactly. Just give the strumpettes some time to figure this out and it will all be an elaborate attack by Muslims to take the good ol' USofA down!
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Post by Tiny on Mar 11, 2020 12:22:16 GMT -5
So, Jews and Muslims will not be affected? It is unlikely that whoever came up with this particular fairy tale thought it through in that much detail. If they are just spewing random bits of stuff... it's pretty telling that they picked the "pork" angle... I'm guessing they've heard that kind of language used and are repeating it (assuming they aren't putting much thought into it). Generally, if you are going to make up a fabrication (or attempt to get a laugh) you work with what you've got (or already know about) in order to make it convincing/believable. So, you'd use something you've already heard mentioned. That's the telling part.
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Post by gs11rmb on Mar 11, 2020 12:24:27 GMT -5
So, Jews and Muslims will not be affected? My thoughts exactly. Just give the strumpettes some time to figure this out and it will all be an elaborate attack by Muslims to take the good ol' USofA down! My money's on George Soros... (insert sarcastic eyeroll).
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Post by weltschmerz on Mar 11, 2020 12:41:54 GMT -5
It is unlikely that whoever came up with this particular fairy tale thought it through in that much detail. If they are just spewing random bits of stuff... it's pretty telling that they picked the "pork" angle... I'm guessing they've heard that kind of language used and are repeating it (assuming they aren't putting much thought into it). Generally, if you are going to make up a fabrication (or attempt to get a laugh) you work with what you've got (or already know about) in order to make it convincing/believable. So, you'd use something you've already heard mentioned. That's the telling part. Must be the same people who think smearing bullets in pig blood will send Muslims straight to hell. What they don't know is that in Islam, touching or ingesting pork INADVERTENTLY doesn't count.....because doing a modicum of actual research is hard.
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Post by swamp on Mar 11, 2020 12:43:23 GMT -5
My thoughts exactly. Just give the strumpettes some time to figure this out and it will all be an elaborate attack by Muslims to take the good ol' USofA down! My money's on George Soros... (insert sarcastic eyeroll). well, he is jewish.................
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Post by ken a.k.a OMK on Mar 11, 2020 12:53:20 GMT -5
We've had pork every week for many weeks now. I guess there is no hope for us.
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Post by swamp on Mar 11, 2020 12:57:13 GMT -5
we'll miss you Ken.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2020 13:25:21 GMT -5
Says one of the lawyers trying to kill everyone off by hugging and licking all clients. lol
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Post by Miss Tequila on Mar 11, 2020 13:31:16 GMT -5
We've had pork every week for many weeks now. I guess there is no hope for us. I just had pork chops last night :-( Does it help at all that I cooked them and I can't cook so they were REALLY done (BF's description...lol)?
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Post by weltschmerz on Mar 11, 2020 13:40:33 GMT -5
We've had pork every week for many weeks now. I guess there is no hope for us. I just had pork chops last night :-( Does it help at all that I cooked them and I can't cook so they were REALLY done (BF's description...lol)? Overdone pork is like chewing on a baseball glove.
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Post by NastyWoman on Mar 11, 2020 15:04:13 GMT -5
We've had pork every week for many weeks now. I guess there is no hope for us.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2020 15:16:23 GMT -5
I'm craving bacon so bad right now...
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Post by buystoys on Mar 11, 2020 15:27:22 GMT -5
I have ham in my fridge. And a pork loin defrosting.
The pizza I just ordered will have sausage on it. I'm doomed!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2020 15:33:11 GMT -5
Ok...I am more than a little freaked out that this just showed up in my email.
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