Angry bear

[thyme4change]

cracks me up.









Or, is that what you get when you have been kicked out?

[chiver78]

nope, I had him pop up earlier too. in fact, when I clicked on this particular thread, I got him again. I was wondering how you linked the thread title to an error page. lol...

[thyme4change]

LOL - I was wondering how moonbeam made it so every time I tried to post something the server went down.

Very effective.

[thyme4change]

Whoa - just happened again.

[TD2K]

Lucky you

[privateinvestor]

For those who missed my Angry Bear Joke here it is after several hundred requests to repost it again ..



Preaching & Converting Bears Is Rough Duty For Our Chaplains


A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher, and a Rabbi all served as

chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette ..

They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.


One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really

all that hard - a real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment.


They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and

attempt to convert it.


Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experience.


Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had

various bandages on his body and limbs, went first. 'Well,' he said, 'I

went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to

read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do

with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water,

sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a

lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and

confirmation.'


Reverend Billy Bob spoke next.. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both

legs in casts, and had an IV drip. In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he

claimed, 'WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out

and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's

HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of

him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and

DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and

BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as

a lamb.. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus..Hallelujah!


The priest and the reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying

in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and

monitors running in and out of him.


He was in really bad shape..


The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it, .......circumcision

may not have been the best way to start."