how far would you go on a first date

[1Day@aTime]

So how far would you go to hide your poo on a first date... 

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/worst-date-ever-liam-smyth-poo-disaster_uk_59afa2f4e4b0b5e53101f044

Honestly I would feel mortified...to a point. But I can't imagine what would possess me to think it's a good idea to pick my poo OUT OF THE TOILET to fling it out the window.

I'd just try to laugh as best I could and ask for the plunger.

[Tennesseer]

Crappy first date.  

[billisonboard]

Smyth said the date had started out pretty well, the pair had gone to Nandos together and then headed back to his place for “a bottle of wine and a scientology documentary”. (from link in the OP)

What did he expect?   She was stupid enough to fall for the old, "Let's go back to my place to watch a scientology documentary" line.

[TheOtherMe]

Scientology?

[Rob Base 2.0]

Scientology works every time yo!

Ask me how I know

[Rob Base 2.0]

BTW - I have achieved the level of "Clear"

[Deleted]

It's his fault that his toilet doesn't work.  

I honestly have never heard of an unbroken toilet that doesn't flush.  How much poo does it take to stop up a functioning toilet?  

He's made her a laughingstock.  He should donate the extra $$$ to her so that she buy some self-esteem.

[Artemis Windsong]

Old plumbing can be pretty cranky.  People eating more fiber can cause larger bulk increasing plumbing problems. 

[Deleted]

David Sedaris has a great short story...  Big Boy... leandroscorner.blogspot.com/2007/09/me-talk-pretty-one-day.html

[NoNamePerson]

My question is did they have a second date?

[NoNamePerson]

Sept 6, 2017 21:23:21 GMT -5 @sroo4 said:

Sept 6, 2017 20:11:25 GMT -5 NoNamePerson said:

My question is did they have a second date?

They did!

Have to take your word for it since I didn't read the whole thing!!

[1Day@aTime]

Sept 6, 2017 19:52:20 GMT -5 @bamafan1954 said:

It's his fault that his toilet doesn't work.  

I honestly have never heard of an unbroken toilet that doesn't flush.  How much poo does it take to stop up a functioning toilet?  

He's made her a laughingstock.  He should donate the extra $$$ to her so that she buy some self-esteem.

Agreed, although I think they both have an equal hand in making her a laughingstock.

Figured it had to be him that took the photos posted with the story. I can't imagine being okay with that!

Course if she thinks it's okay to pick poo out of the toilet and throw it out the window well then I'm going to say she's not all there to begin with.

They're a perfect match.

[Tennesseer]

As gross as it sounds, if she dumped a brick, she could have put her hand in the toilet and broken (sh)it up and spared herself the embarrassment.  She can always wash her hands for several minutes.

[Deleted]

This is Tinder. It's mostly for hookups. I would hope that by the time I'm sexually involved with a man we'll know each other well enough that I can just ask him for a plunger and we can laugh about it. It won't be on the first or second date.

[Rob Base 2.0]

On the first date? Kiss on the cheek is all I will do.

But if she buys me dinner I will put out. But if not, no way Jose.