beergut
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Post by beergut on Jun 15, 2017 19:57:45 GMT -5
 I was told, "Don't bother the lawn service workers, they're not playmates." Daddy told me this. Papa told me this. Gigi told me this. Uncle Beergut told me this. But the lawn service guys were in my backyards, and OMIGODYOUGUYSTHISISAMAZINGPLAYMATESINMYBACKYARD!! I pushed the chair blocking the doggy door out of the way, ran out the doggy door, and took off after one of the workers. He jumped and ran away, clearly meaning he wanted to play tag and I'm automatically 'it', so I gave chase. Uncle Beergut had to rush outside and end the game and bring me back inside. This is my shame post.
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Jake 48
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keeping the faith
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Post by Jake 48 on Jun 15, 2017 20:00:26 GMT -5
AWE!!!!!!!!
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chiver78
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Post by chiver78 on Jun 15, 2017 20:09:44 GMT -5
awwwwww, pupper!   what a cutie, too! |
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Apple
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Always travel with a sense of humor
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Post by Apple on Jun 15, 2017 20:14:29 GMT -5
That is one beautiful pupper!
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dannylion
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Post by dannylion on Jun 15, 2017 20:28:24 GMT -5
Aw, the poor precious. What a sweet face. Who wouldn't want to play with that baby?
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Tennesseer
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Post by Tennesseer on Jun 15, 2017 21:01:05 GMT -5
Good looking bad boy.
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suesinfl
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Post by suesinfl on Jun 15, 2017 21:12:16 GMT -5
Beer, that was the best laugh I have had all day. Thank you for making my night!
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alabamagal
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Post by alabamagal on Jun 15, 2017 21:13:34 GMT -5
 My name is Willow and I am completely white dog. I don't know why you think I stuck my face in the bottom of the grill. |
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chiver78
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Post by chiver78 on Jun 15, 2017 22:53:38 GMT -5
well, if we are going there.... hi, my name is Murphy. I don't know why Mama doesn't like my makeup job. I wanted to make sure I looked pretty for her before she left for work. she kept yelling at me as I rolled in the mud, trying to make sure it was evenly applied.  |
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beergut
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Post by beergut on Jun 16, 2017 2:31:08 GMT -5
awwwwww, pupper! what a cutie, too! That face makes it damn near impossible to stay angry at her. She is 65 lbs of muscled destructive force, so 95% of the time, she's a bull in a china shop. Completely oblivious to the destruction she causes, and oh so sorry when she realizes she's been a bad girl yet again. She also suffers from extreme separation anxiety, and tears things apart if people are gone for a prolonged period of time. She's getting better in that area, though, pork rind bones act as a reliable pacifier for her. |
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toomuchreality
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Post by toomuchreality on Jun 16, 2017 5:04:35 GMT -5
Great post(s)! Thank you!  |
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naughtybear
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Post by naughtybear on Jun 16, 2017 14:06:32 GMT -5
Hi my name is N, I drank way too much last night and made really bad decisions. This is my shame post, I have no pets. Rinse and repeat. |
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dannylion
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Post by dannylion on Jun 16, 2017 17:06:24 GMT -5
My neighbor's Lab decided to explore the field next to our houses.
He found a stinky thing.
He rolled in the stinky thing.
He went home to show his mom his cool new smell.
His mom did not share his enthusiasm for his cool new smell, nor did his human siblings.
My neighbor's Lab got a bath.
He still wasn't sorry. It was an awesome smell. |
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Bonny
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Post by Bonny on Jun 16, 2017 17:20:09 GMT -5
awwwwww, pupper! what a cutie, too! That face makes it damn near impossible to stay angry at her. She is 65 lbs of muscled destructive force, so 95% of the time, she's a bull in a china shop. Completely oblivious to the destruction she causes, and oh so sorry when she realizes she's been a bad girl yet again. She also suffers from extreme separation anxiety, and tears things apart if people are gone for a prolonged period of time. She's getting better in that area, though, pork rind bones act as a reliable pacifier for her. I loved that pic and thanks for the belly laugh!
My cat suffers from separation anxiety too. When we would leave for a trip she would literally be pissed off letting me know by urinating on the carpet in my home office. 
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Works4me
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Someone responded to your personal ad - a German Shepherd named Tara wants to have you for dinner...
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Post by Works4me on Jun 16, 2017 17:21:19 GMT -5
Poor babies - no one understands you! Pet pet pet, scratch scratch scratch, rub rub rub, and nummy treats for all! In case you haven't noticed I love dogs and am looking to adopt one this summer. |
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TheOtherMe
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Post by TheOtherMe on Jun 16, 2017 17:56:42 GMT -5
Lucy cat does not like it when I leave the house, even to get the mail or pull weeds. According to her, I should be with her at all times. So far she has not peed anywhere but the cat box.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2017 18:18:30 GMT -5
Our dog doesn't have separation anxiety, but she definitely doesn't understand why we ever leave. We have everything we want including a perfect cocker spaniel.  |
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Post by empress of self-improvement on Jun 16, 2017 19:28:17 GMT -5
Lucy cat does not like it when I leave the house, even to get the mail or pull weeds. According to her, I should be with her at all times. So far she has not peed anywhere but the cat box. I have the opposite problem. 2 cats who wish I would never come back. Or at the very least, stop sleeping in THEIR bed (my bed) or sitting on THEIR couch. My ass feeds and waters you 2 so I will sit where I damn well please! Jeez. |
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msventoux
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Post by msventoux on Jun 16, 2017 21:14:43 GMT -5
I think my dog can't wait for me to leave. She does so good for a long time, then I'll come home and something will have been shredded, garbage knocked over and she's passed out upside down sleeping on the couch...she's not allowed on the furniture.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2017 7:42:20 GMT -5
Well, I have to admit that my dog sends me "off to work" in the morning. The routine is that I leave, and she goes back to sleep on a rug in DH's room until he gets up around 8 or 9. I walk her first thing in the morning, eat breakfast, do my hair and stuff, and then sit down at the computer until time to leave. The last few weeks of school she started demanding a second walk . . . demanding as in paws on my lap to get my attention. But when I'd get up to get the leash, she'd scurry to DH's rug and close her eyes. I finally figured out that she only wanted me gone! The problem is that it was 4:30 a.m., and my job is 15 minutes away. I go in early, but not before 5! |
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dee27
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Post by dee27 on Jun 17, 2017 7:54:07 GMT -5
My male could knock over a lamp with his wagging tail which is why we installed baby gates to keep him out of certain rooms. His kennel was in a tiled area off of the kitchen. If he did something bad, he would walk into his kennel and pretend to sleep. It was like he was giving himself a time out.
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naughtybear
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Post by naughtybear on Jun 17, 2017 9:00:08 GMT -5
That golden retriever is the cutest little booger I have seen. Just sitting there all muddy.. GAH. too cute.
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Jake 48
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Post by Jake 48 on Jun 17, 2017 9:08:37 GMT -5
Hi my name is N, I drank way too much last night and made really bad decisions. This is my shame post, I have no pets. Rinse and repeat.  |
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TheOtherMe
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Post by TheOtherMe on Jun 17, 2017 9:19:35 GMT -5
Lucy cat does not like it when I leave the house, even to get the mail or pull weeds. According to her, I should be with her at all times. So far she has not peed anywhere but the cat box. I have the opposite problem. 2 cats who wish I would never come back. Or at the very least, stop sleeping in THEIR bed (my bed) or sitting on THEIR couch. My ass feeds and waters you 2 so I will sit where I damn well please! Jeez. Lucy does think the couch and bed belong to her. She just wants me with her also. |
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