Money allergy

[tloonya]

Have anyone ever heard about money allergy?

Just wondering.

There are allergies to everything. Flies, dust, peanuts...spouses...

Ever heard of money one?

[973beachbum]

Yes I have actually heard of it.  At the GC I started to get a cut that wouldn't heal.  It was because as soon as it started to heal I would break it open again.  But the first question a coworker asked was am I allergic to paper money.  She said there are a few people who work there that are.

There is a woman who is a cashier at the new store I am at that wears latex gloves all day.  It could be that she finds it easier than sanitizing her hands 48 times a day or it may be because she is allergic.

[tloonya]

May 14, 2016 6:43:14 GMT -5 973beachbum said:

Yes I have actually heard of it.  At the GC I started to get a cut that wouldn't heal.  It was because as soon as it started to heal I would break it open again.  But the first question a coworker asked was am I allergic to paper money.  She said there are a few people who work there that are.

There is a woman who is a cashier at the new store I am at that wears latex gloves all day.  It could be that she finds it easier than sanitizing her hands 48 times a day or it may be because she is allergic.

Thanks Mr. Literal.

Are all jokes wasted on you?

I do appreciate your input though...seriously.

[Opti]

May 14, 2016 21:04:52 GMT -5 tloonya said:

May 14, 2016 6:43:14 GMT -5 973beachbum said:

Yes I have actually heard of it.  At the GC I started to get a cut that wouldn't heal.  It was because as soon as it started to heal I would break it open again.  But the first question a coworker asked was am I allergic to paper money.  She said there are a few people who work there that are.

There is a woman who is a cashier at the new store I am at that wears latex gloves all day.  It could be that she finds it easier than sanitizing her hands 48 times a day or it may be because she is allergic.

Thanks Mr. Literal.

Are all jokes wasted on you?

I do appreciate your input though...seriously.

That's Ms. or Mrs. Literal, you male dominated, society stooge.     

I can see it now. Metaphysical or Metaphorical allergies.

Worker A is talking to worker B. "Man, they sure pay us peanuts here'. B starts looking green around the edges, just not quite right. Worker A askes, Whatsa matter B, you don't think we are nuts to work here for this pay? B: 'Stop pushing it Dude. Have some compassion. I have a metaphorical allergy to peanuts being mentioned in conversation...  I'm feeling light headed .... my throat feels tight... 

[toomuchreality]

Loony? Allergic to cold hard cash?  Not a chance!     


Okay. So I thought you were serious with your question too. 
I got infantigo/impetigo after handling money, once.      (wasn't an allergic reaction)




Not what you meant. I know.

[tloonya]

May 14, 2016 22:37:52 GMT -5 toomuchreality said:

Loony? Allergic to cold hard cash?  Not a chance!     


Okay. So I thought you were serious with your question too. 
I got infantigo/impetigo after handling money, once.      (wasn't an allergic reaction)




Not what you meant. I know.

I am a member for 15+ years!

I don't have to and I wont explain myself!

People without sense of humor should not respond

OR

quietly get beating and sleep on the floor.

Until...I don't think anything will help.

Boring born from boring.

Spare me the explanation. Good night!

[mroped]

Does that mean that if you don't make/have money you enter a state of allergy?
Or is it that you developed a condition due to which you have to compulsively and constantly make money?
It is quite confusing!

Back to reality, I've read a while back that there was a Belgian that was allergic to counterfeit money regardless of who's currency. As a result, the Belgian government hired said individual to detect counterfeit bills. His senses were so finely tuned that sometimes he would detect these counterfeit bills even after the electronic systems would say a certain batch of cash was real. A second pass and closer look would confirm that the man was right and the machines needed to " pay attention!" 
I find that very ironic!

[tloonya]

Let's try again.
I thought it would be hillarious thread however
I was wrong

[mroped]

Ok, then!
I can tell you with certainty two things that don't work in the "fun/joking" department : translating jokes or sarcastic comments!
Its been tried! It just doesn't work!

[tloonya]

May 15, 2016 14:18:58 GMT -5 mroped said:

Ok, then!
I can tell you with certainty two things that don't work in the "fun/joking" department : translating jokes or sarcastic comments!
Its been tried! It just doesn't work!

It always did before now!

[sesfw]

My only allergy to money is when I don't have any ......... then my tummy gets empty and complains.

[tloonya]

May 15, 2016 18:03:33 GMT -5 sesfw said:

My only allergy to money is when I don't have any ......... then my tummy gets empty and complains.

Much better one!

But imagine you get the money and you are getting hives

or starting to sneeze and you just have to turn it down.

Giving away, throw it in the trash or mailed to a charity...

Just to not to be near it.