tloonya
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Post by tloonya on May 14, 2016 13:35:48 GMT -5
I totally went to trader joes for eggs this morning without a bra. I had on a very fitted cami that I slept in, a shirt and a hoodie on over that. i am so NOT a flat chested woman... but it was 8:30am and i wasn't interested in a bra. The beauty of a bulky hoodie... no one can tell! Oh, I am sure they CAN tell...depends what it is they are telling.
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2016 13:41:12 GMT -5
I totally went to trader joes for eggs this morning without a bra. I had on a very fitted cami that I slept in, a shirt and a hoodie on over that. i am so NOT a flat chested woman... but it was 8:30am and i wasn't interested in a bra. The beauty of a bulky hoodie... no one can tell! Oh, I am sure they CAN tell...depends what it is they are telling. I need a translator. Anyone know where I can find one?
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on May 14, 2016 17:19:11 GMT -5
Oh, I am sure they CAN tell...depends what it is they are telling. I need a translator. Anyone know where I can find one? Do you need one wearing bra? Or braless? Also will you hire one who eat chicken soup without crying while at it?
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Post by Tennesseer on May 14, 2016 17:21:19 GMT -5
Why is a wise guy not considered a wise man?
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Post by sarcasticgirl on May 14, 2016 20:56:30 GMT -5
Oh, I am sure they CAN tell...depends what it is they are telling. I need a translator. Anyone know where I can find one? Me too! WTF? Sent from my SM-G920T using proboards
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Post by mroped on May 15, 2016 7:08:18 GMT -5
Why is a wise guy not considered a wise man? A wise man gives you advice. A wise guy gives you a beating. I'm sure the is a difference between what the two can offer somewhere in there, I just can't put my finger on it!
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Post by tallguy on May 15, 2016 8:07:06 GMT -5
Why is a wise guy not considered a wise man? Because except in the strictest and most literal sense, it takes more than being a guy to be a man.
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2016 9:44:19 GMT -5
I'd been pondering an important question and I finally asked a clerk at a liquor store. I wanted to know why we call a 750ml bottle of liquor a "fifth". It's a fifth of what? The conversation after I asked went like this:
Her: it's a fraction
Me: ok. But it's a fraction of what unit of measurement? I'm pretty sure it's not a fifth of a liter.
Her: it's simple math girl!
I'd started getting irritated. So I said I don't think you understand what I'm asking.
Her: it's math! Didn't you go to school girl?
Me: ummm.... yeah I did.
I pushed the bottle across the counter toward her and said "I'm asking you..... the liquor in 5 of these bottles total up to ONE what? What's the unit of measurement?
Her: it's like a half a gallon. IT'S MATH!
Me: huh? a fifth is a half a gallon? You know what, never mind. Just let me pay for my stuff.
By then she was looking at me like I was stupid and I'm pretty sure I was frowning at her, but I didn't insult her like she did me. Even if it was a stupid question, don't imply that I'm stupid if you can't even answer the question correctly.
Good old Google told me that it's very close to a fifth of a gallon, which is the system liquor was measured in years ago.
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Post by dannylion on May 16, 2016 14:59:30 GMT -5
Google is your friend.
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Post by dannylion on May 16, 2016 15:03:03 GMT -5
42 man.... 42.... or was it 420? Forty-two is the answer. The question (ultimate question, actually) is "life, the universe, and everything."
So I do have a question. I may have asked this before, but it can never be asked too often or be given too much thought:
Do you think people on other planets eat cereal for breakfast?
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2016 15:13:56 GMT -5
I doubt it but then I don't even eat cereal for breakfast on this plant... and I did know it was 42 I just always thought Douglas Adams was doing a lot of 420 in the process... I am frequently not as funny as I intend to be!
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Post by dannylion on May 16, 2016 15:17:42 GMT -5
I doubt it but then I don't even eat cereal for breakfast on this plant... and I did know it was 42 I just always thought Douglas Adams was doing a lot of 420 in the process... I am frequently not as funny as I intend to be! I don't think they eat cereal, either. I think they probably have something more interesting for breakfast. Not muffins, though. Probably something involving the alien equivalent of bacon and possibly cheese. Or chocolate. Anyway, not cereal.
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2016 15:21:11 GMT -5
Maybe soup. I like soup for breakfast. I'd like to consider myself superior if I found out an advanced race did so as well.
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dannylion
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Post by dannylion on May 16, 2016 15:26:01 GMT -5
Maybe soup. I like soup for breakfast. I'd like to consider myself superior if I found out an advanced race did so as well. I have eaten soup for breakfast. I like soup. It's versatile, suitable for any meal.
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Post by MJ2.0 on May 16, 2016 15:27:56 GMT -5
Ew, no - I need breakfast food for breakfast. Weirdos!
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Post by GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl on May 16, 2016 15:39:55 GMT -5
42 man.... 42.... or was it 420? Forty-two is the answer. The question (ultimate question, actually) is "life, the universe, and everything."
So I do have a question. I may have asked this before, but it can never be asked too often or be given too much thought:
Do you think people on other planets eat cereal for breakfast?
This thread just went far too deep for even introspective me.
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Post by dannylion on May 16, 2016 15:41:31 GMT -5
I wish to go on record as supporting the breakfast-food choices, whatever they may be, of our alien and/or robot overlords.
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2016 15:42:30 GMT -5
I just hope they can forgive MJ for dissing the soup.
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Post by Chocolate Lover on May 16, 2016 15:45:13 GMT -5
Pizza, that's what's for breakfast.
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2016 15:48:12 GMT -5
Not the pizza I got last night. It was supposed to be g free but given my evening I'm guessing way not... Garbage For the leftovers ... Now Wild Tomato in Harrisburg... Sure thing
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on May 16, 2016 15:51:59 GMT -5
Ew, no - I need breakfast food for breakfast. Weirdos! If I eat soup for breakfast - it IS a breakfast food! I was at the wedding where the first thing served Was cake. I bet you would tell them off! Lol
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Post by Tennesseer on May 16, 2016 16:00:29 GMT -5
I'd been pondering an important question and I finally asked a clerk at a liquor store. I wanted to know why we call a 750ml bottle of liquor a "fifth". It's a fifth of what? The conversation after I asked went like this: Her: it's a fraction Me: ok. But it's a fraction of what unit of measurement? I'm pretty sure it's not a fifth of a liter. Her: it's simple math girl! I'd started getting irritated. So I said I don't think you understand what I'm asking. Her: it's math! Didn't you go to school girl? Me: ummm.... yeah I did. I pushed the bottle across the counter toward her and said "I'm asking you..... the liquor in 5 of these bottles total up to ONE what? What's the unit of measurement? Her: it's like a half a gallon. IT'S MATH! Me: huh? a fifth is a half a gallon? You know what, never mind. Just let me pay for my stuff. By then she was looking at me like I was stupid and I'm pretty sure I was frowning at her, but I didn't insult her like she did me. Even if it was a stupid question, don't imply that I'm stupid if you can't even answer the question correctly. Good old Google told me that it's very close to a fifth of a gallon, which is the system liquor was measured in years ago. I always bought half gallons of booze to avoid discussions with package store representatives.
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Post by gregintenn on May 16, 2016 18:19:01 GMT -5
Ew, no - I need breakfast food for breakfast. Weirdos! Yeah.....like beer!!!!!!
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Post by GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl on May 16, 2016 19:48:40 GMT -5
I wish to go on record as supporting the breakfast-food choices, whatever they may be, of our alien and/or robot overlords. Suck up.
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Post by msventoux on May 16, 2016 20:07:21 GMT -5
No soup for breakfast. No gravy on anything for breakfast. Just no.
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Post by MJ2.0 on May 16, 2016 20:15:44 GMT -5
Are you guys hotboxing in here?
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Post by dannylion on May 16, 2016 20:36:45 GMT -5
I wish to go on record as supporting the breakfast-food choices, whatever they may be, of our alien and/or robot overlords. Suck up. Yes.
I am too stupid to outwit them and too old and decrepit to outrun them.
I have to work with what I've got. Hence, blatant sycophancy.
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Post by Peace Of Mind on May 16, 2016 21:21:22 GMT -5
oped No. Important questions of life in this household? Salt or no salt and do you want fries with that? If I'm asking the questions as I make a mad dash through the door - Is it still happy hour?!! Nobody ever complains when I am sans bra. I could totally be one of those smart people on Big Bang Theory.
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Post by milee on May 16, 2016 21:36:34 GMT -5
I'd been pondering an important question and I finally asked a clerk at a liquor store. I wanted to know why we call a 750ml bottle of liquor a "fifth". It's a fifth of what? The conversation after I asked went like this: Her: it's a fraction Me: ok. But it's a fraction of what unit of measurement? I'm pretty sure it's not a fifth of a liter. Her: it's simple math girl! I'd started getting irritated. So I said I don't think you understand what I'm asking. Her: it's math! Didn't you go to school girl? Me: ummm.... yeah I did. I pushed the bottle across the counter toward her and said "I'm asking you..... the liquor in 5 of these bottles total up to ONE what? What's the unit of measurement? Her: it's like a half a gallon. IT'S MATH! Me: huh? a fifth is a half a gallon? You know what, never mind. Just let me pay for my stuff. By then she was looking at me like I was stupid and I'm pretty sure I was frowning at her, but I didn't insult her like she did me. Even if it was a stupid question, don't imply that I'm stupid if you can't even answer the question correctly. Good old Google told me that it's very close to a fifth of a gallon, which is the system liquor was measured in years ago. I always bought half gallons of booze to avoid discussions with package store representatives. All I know is any time I've gone in to buy a case of Everclear, the clerk's mouth hangs slack in shock and you can actually see the wheels turning as they try to figure out how exactly to ask you what you're going to do with it.
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Post by Tennesseer on May 16, 2016 21:42:33 GMT -5
I always bought half gallons of booze to avoid discussions with package store representatives. All I know is any time I've gone in to buy a case of Everclear, the clerk's mouth hangs slack in shock and you can actually see the wheels turning as they try to figure out how exactly to ask you what you're going to do with it. I had to look up Everclear. Can you use it to strip off wallpaper? Dissolve grease from car engines?
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