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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 27, 2010 11:09:17 GMT -5
Cut off the tail of a monkey and it's still a monkey.
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 27, 2010 11:10:02 GMT -5
Absence makes the heart grow fonder but in excess makes it wander.
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Post by rick on Dec 27, 2010 11:12:16 GMT -5
You can polish a turd, but its still a turd
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Post by efco on Dec 27, 2010 11:13:55 GMT -5
Mythbusters proved you can indeed polish a turd.
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Post by rick on Dec 27, 2010 11:15:07 GMT -5
Mythbusters proved you can indeed polish a turd. And what did they end up with? |
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 27, 2010 11:45:43 GMT -5
Truth reveals itself in time.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2010 12:57:25 GMT -5
You can polish a turd, but its still a turd
My wife's favorite expression! (used a lot in the A.F.).
Oddly enough, when I was a kid my Grandfather was a rock hound. He had some petrified dinosaur dung that he made jewelry out of. Some of it was pretty. As for what it looked like...well I guess it depended on what they were eating.
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 28, 2010 7:00:00 GMT -5
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 28, 2010 7:04:07 GMT -5
"Never bait trap with wolf to catch wolf."
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 28, 2010 7:06:21 GMT -5
"Hope is sunshine which illuminate darkest path."
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 28, 2010 7:11:48 GMT -5
A woman not made for heavy thinking, but should always decorate scene like blossom of plum.
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 28, 2010 7:14:52 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300] [size=4Best place for skeleton is in family closet[/size][/shadow] [/b]
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 28, 2010 7:18:55 GMT -5
Blind man feels ahead with cane before proceeding.
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Post by rick on Dec 28, 2010 7:32:56 GMT -5
Oh Thats right, Hi Deb  |
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 28, 2010 7:36:23 GMT -5
Charming MU+ Rickamortis company turn lowly sandwich into rich banquet.
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 28, 2010 7:49:16 GMT -5
Good head always gets own new hat
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 28, 2010 7:58:55 GMT -5
Try this one:
"Great happiness follows great pain."
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Post by Bluerobin on Dec 28, 2010 8:01:51 GMT -5
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Post by rick on Dec 28, 2010 8:02:09 GMT -5
Good head always gets own new hat LOL you can say that ;D |
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Post by TD2K on Dec 28, 2010 8:25:21 GMT -5
< Chew me thoroughly >
Ouch
< "Great happiness follows great pain." >
Mmmmm, I'll pass
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 28, 2010 11:31:04 GMT -5
Teeth may cause pain, no teeth no pain.
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 29, 2010 5:47:54 GMT -5
Cannot see contents of nut until shell is cracked
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 29, 2010 10:29:38 GMT -5
Yes charlie chan said it in one of his movies, to see the real interior you have to open the shell....I'll add- many things come with shells.
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Post by breezy on Dec 29, 2010 10:33:34 GMT -5
What you can conceive and believe you can achieve.
I use this one on my teenage son, but not very effectively, because I am always mixing up the order!
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Dec 29, 2010 10:40:13 GMT -5
I like that...that's a good one
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Post by breezy on Dec 29, 2010 12:30:42 GMT -5
My dad always said that one, so I'm passing on the family tradition!
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