swamp
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THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS!!!!!!!
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Post by swamp on Dec 31, 2015 9:02:58 GMT -5
POM's post about Jen texting the guy "I want a cock" and then saying, "Oh noooooz, dang autocorrect, I meant Coke" reminded me of my own autocorrect gaffe.
A recent wind storm knocked a friends jet ski hoist off their dock. If you aren't familiar with them, they're pretty heavy and take a few people to lift. I messaged her on FB to ask if she needed help getting it back. Unfortunately, the message read, "Do you need help getting your jet ski hoist back on your dick?"
Share your autocorrect goofs, nightmares, and silly stories.
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Tennesseer
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Post by Tennesseer on Dec 31, 2015 9:15:51 GMT -5
Excel Pivot Table. Copied a multipage pivot table summary I created for a regional meeting. As I was walking around the room handing out the report to about thirty people and explaining the report, I notice the word I thought I had spelled correctly was misspelled on every page of each report. I left out the letter 'o' from the word 'count'.
I then casually began to gather up all the reports I had just handed out to the meeting attendees. No one was the wiser.
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ArchietheDragon
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Post by ArchietheDragon on Dec 31, 2015 9:18:59 GMT -5
I sent an email to HR about my evaluation. She called me immediately and asked me to look at the email I sent, which sat in my sent folder with the subject "my ejaculation".
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midjd
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Post by midjd on Dec 31, 2015 9:19:13 GMT -5
Last night DH's aunt posted a pic of her broccoli soup on Facebook. One of his uncles commented "looks good" and she replied, "Come on over, I have a big bowel ready for you." (She is not the best speller so I don't think autocorrect was to blame, but it made me laugh.)
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olderburgher
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Post by olderburgher on Dec 31, 2015 9:38:01 GMT -5
Once appeared in court seeking an injunction to abate a public nuisance and while the Judge was reading my request he and I both noticed that when typing it, my secretary had left the "l" out of public.
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Cookies Galore
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I don't need no instructions to know how to rock
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Post by Cookies Galore on Dec 31, 2015 9:42:50 GMT -5
Hubs texted his mom something along the lines of "I'll see you at field later" or something along those lines. He missed the space bar between words and told him he will "seduction her later."
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tloonya
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What status?
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Post by tloonya on Dec 31, 2015 10:01:29 GMT -5
I sent an email to HR about my evaluation. She called me immediately and asked me to look at the email I sent, which sat in my sent folder with the subject "my ejaculation". You are a liar! I once here typed in Dick Van Dyke show and when I posted it it came out as 'lesbian' and I was really in shock and told mods and they had corrected it. But I was stunned for a while, like I can swear I had NOT typed it - then who did? And I was sober...
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zibazinski
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Post by zibazinski on Dec 31, 2015 13:11:57 GMT -5
Richard slapped
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zibazinski
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Post by zibazinski on Dec 31, 2015 14:24:46 GMT -5
I sent my son an update about my aunt whose name is like a state and I ended up texting him about a vagina doing well after surgery. He sent that damn thing around to all his friends.
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