tloonya
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Post by tloonya on May 4, 2016 16:46:46 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2016 17:13:04 GMT -5
I am almost diddle aged. The oldest American died today at 110. If I were 112 days he would be exactly twice as old as me.
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Virgil Showlion
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Post by Virgil Showlion on May 4, 2016 17:19:22 GMT -5
I am almost diddle aged. The oldest American died today at 110. If I were 112 days he would be exactly twice as old as me. I was diddle aged when I was 2. 0, if you count going in diapers.
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on May 5, 2016 8:42:35 GMT -5
LOL!!! What's between diddle and dotter?
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Post by gregintenn on May 5, 2016 9:35:49 GMT -5
Mrs. Tennessee is not amused when I diddle!
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2016 10:13:33 GMT -5
My oldest daughter called me at work this morning to tell me she forgot to tell me she was going to China today. It was a last minute thing for her work. I don't think she gets to excited about going there, but I do for her.
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Post by Virgil Showlion on May 5, 2016 10:46:35 GMT -5
LOL!!! What's between diddle and dotter? A diddle-aged fiddler named hickle, couldn't piddle while dangling his dickle, whence discov'ring the riddle, he fiddled a little, and deemed it a lil' piddle pickle.
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on May 5, 2016 10:48:36 GMT -5
My oldest daughter called me at work this morning to tell me she forgot to tell me she was going to China today. It was a last minute thing for her work. I don't think she gets to excited about going there, but I do for her. I admire her willingness to go to different places. I'm scared to go anywhere. I just stay home. I wouldn't know what to do in some strange place with strange people. Good for her! She'll have awesome memories.
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2016 12:04:47 GMT -5
My oldest daughter called me at work this morning to tell me she forgot to tell me she was going to China today. It was a last minute thing for her work. I don't think she gets to excited about going there, but I do for her. I admire her willingness to go to different places. I'm scared to go anywhere. I just stay home. I wouldn't know what to do in some strange place with strange people. Good for her! She'll have awesome memories. I doubt she will venture out on her own. She goes on maybe 6 to 8 business trips a year to place like San Francisco Chicago, Toronto etc. She went to Hong Kong last year. She will sight see some in America but I doubt she will this trip.
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on May 5, 2016 12:59:20 GMT -5
Mrs. Tennessee is not amused when I diddle! So don't diddle in her presence! Must I tell you everything?
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2016 14:36:29 GMT -5
Mrs. Tennessee is not amused when I diddle! So don't diddle in her presence! Must I tell you everything? OR diddle her. ;-)
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Post by gregintenn on May 5, 2016 15:23:26 GMT -5
So don't diddle in her presence! Must I tell you everything? OR diddle her. ;-) I think she's already past diddle age.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2016 10:53:07 GMT -5
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on May 6, 2016 13:29:23 GMT -5
I think she's already past diddle age. Women don't past diddle age! There Is a book 'Diddling for dummies wives'. And it says that
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on May 6, 2016 13:35:10 GMT -5
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Post by gregintenn on May 6, 2016 14:08:25 GMT -5
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
They each got six months. Where the hell have you been !!??
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Post by gregintenn on May 6, 2016 15:11:43 GMT -5
I think she's already past diddle age. Women don't past diddle age! There Is a book 'Diddling for dummies wives'. And it says that I don't think she has this book.
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on May 6, 2016 15:53:57 GMT -5
Trying...
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on May 6, 2016 15:54:10 GMT -5
...to get this page turned....
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on May 6, 2016 15:54:30 GMT -5
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on May 6, 2016 15:54:43 GMT -5
...will go away.
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on May 6, 2016 15:55:05 GMT -5
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on May 6, 2016 15:56:57 GMT -5
How many posts does a page have?
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on May 6, 2016 15:57:44 GMT -5
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on May 6, 2016 15:57:58 GMT -5
Success!
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2016 16:04:31 GMT -5
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
They each got six months. Where the hell have you been !!?? Working.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2016 16:09:12 GMT -5
Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?
They are two tired.
See, I'm totally getting the fun back into this place!
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2016 17:59:04 GMT -5
China banned seductively eating bananas, I wonder who here is having to rethink their retirement plans? no more bananas
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2016 20:03:44 GMT -5
what is brown and sticky?
A stick
What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back?
A stick.
anyone else know a joke with a sticky punchline?
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2016 12:00:52 GMT -5
My can opener broke and we are working 10 hours today. I have a jar of peanut butter and water. :-(
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