NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Oct 22, 2015 13:29:55 GMT -5
I absolutely believe it's a whole new world....which is why I just stay home in my own little one!
You crack me up.
Come out. I had learned SO MUCH about people I had never thought possible. What have YOU learned in your lil world? I bet Archie isn't posting because he is already signed up to AFF. No way he'd post a photo of his junk. He has three little kids. His junk is too tired for posting - or much else.
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Oct 22, 2015 13:34:18 GMT -5
Come out. I had learned SO MUCH about people I had never thought possible. What have YOU learned in your lil world? I bet Archie isn't posting because he is already signed up to AFF. No way he'd post a photo of his junk. He has three little kids. His junk is too tired for posting - or much else. I think you had just created new word for having sex - 'posting'. Will you be posting tonight?
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Oct 22, 2015 13:41:42 GMT -5
Guys looking for someone to be their unpaid nurse (and leave her with nothing, again, when they die). Or, looking for a purse, to support them in the style to which they wish to become accustom. but, then again, you're looking for someone to support Mom, too. Kind of mercenary. She is working. How am I looking for support? She can continue to work if he doesn't need to be cared for health-wise.
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MJ2.0
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Post by MJ2.0 on Oct 22, 2015 13:43:01 GMT -5
Come out. I had learned SO MUCH about people I had never thought possible. What have YOU learned in your lil world? I bet Archie isn't posting because he is already signed up to AFF. No way he'd post a photo of his junk. He has three little kids. His junk is too tired for posting - or much else. Man junk gets tired?
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Oct 22, 2015 13:46:35 GMT -5
No way he'd post a photo of his junk. He has three little kids. His junk is too tired for posting - or much else. Man junk gets tired? So I'm told. That's what Cialis and Viagra are for. Hey, it's not just old dudes taking that stuff, yanno.
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Post by Ombud on Oct 22, 2015 13:47:46 GMT -5
I SAID why. Older men don't repalse me like old women. Meal ticket. And I meant for Tloonya to give her DD the 25k so she can eventually be self sufficient
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Post by NoNamePerson on Oct 22, 2015 13:52:53 GMT -5
Come out. I had learned SO MUCH about people I had never thought possible. What have YOU learned in your lil world? I bet Archie isn't posting because he is already signed up to AFF. No way he'd post a photo of his junk. He has three little kids. His junk is too tired for posting - or much else. Now that explains Archie's posting. His junk is doing the posting. Must take a lot of hunting and pecking on the keyboard to get out the oneline zingers he post but it does explain the short posts.
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Oct 22, 2015 13:54:34 GMT -5
No way he'd post a photo of his junk. He has three little kids. His junk is too tired for posting - or much else. Now that explains Archie's posting. His junk is doing the posting. Must take a lot of hunting and pecking on the keyboard to get out the oneline zingers he post but it does explain the short posts. Archie practically invented the quickie.
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Oct 22, 2015 14:17:48 GMT -5
Now that explains Archie's posting. His junk is doing the posting. Must take a lot of hunting and pecking on the keyboard to get out the oneline zingers he post but it does explain the short posts. Archie practically invented the quickie. Quick posting?
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Post by ArchietheDragon on Oct 22, 2015 14:21:18 GMT -5
I actually did some man scaping the other day. I am photo ready.
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Oct 22, 2015 14:29:54 GMT -5
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Post by NoNamePerson on Oct 22, 2015 14:33:28 GMT -5
I actually did some man scaping the other day. I am photo ready. Well post away but give spoiler warning first
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Post by tloonya on Oct 22, 2015 14:33:28 GMT -5
I actually did some man scaping the other day. I am photo ready. I am waiting for that picture. I assume it will be sent by pm. Do you need help taking the picture?
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Post by tloonya on Oct 22, 2015 14:35:24 GMT -5
I actually did some man scaping the other day. I am photo ready. Well post away but give spoiler warning first What spoiler warning? Who said it is spoiled?
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Post by Cookies Galore on Oct 22, 2015 16:24:33 GMT -5
I actually did some man scaping the other day. I am photo ready. Pics or it didn't happen! Hahahahahaha
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Post by mroped on Oct 22, 2015 17:03:43 GMT -5
Bring it Archie! Show them who's the MAN!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2015 17:24:57 GMT -5
I actually did some man scaping the other day. I am photo ready. Post when ready - I am ready for a little humor
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Post by MJ2.0 on Oct 22, 2015 17:41:50 GMT -5
Will your wife give you your balls back for the pics?
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Post by Miss Tequila on Oct 22, 2015 17:43:04 GMT -5
I actually did some man scaping the other day. I am photo ready. Pics or it didn't happen! Hahahahahaha Yeah that!
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Post by ArchietheDragon on Oct 22, 2015 17:58:49 GMT -5
Pics or it didn't happen! Hahahahahaha Yeah that! I don't have a before pic to compare to but just imagine a chick peaking out of its nest
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Post by Tennesseer on Oct 22, 2015 18:03:49 GMT -5
What? 47 is old now! I only have a few months left! Personally, I think a lot of men become more handsome and distinguished in their 40's. I've married older and married younger. Probably should try one my age once. 40 is my limit right now, but I'm sure that will change. I tend to go for the younger ones. Mathematically, twenty goes into forty more often than sixty into forty.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Oct 22, 2015 18:15:04 GMT -5
I always had a rule about dating - they couldn't be younger than my son. But he's getting old so that rule may have to go the way of the dodo bird
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Post by Cookies Galore on Oct 22, 2015 18:24:18 GMT -5
I don't have a before pic to compare to but just imagine a chick peaking out of its nest Well aren't you an angry little bugger!
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Post by MJ2.0 on Oct 22, 2015 18:37:39 GMT -5
I don't have a before pic to compare to but just imagine a chick peaking out of its nest Awwww, how adorable....
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Post by tloonya on Oct 23, 2015 9:58:10 GMT -5
I actually did some man scaping the other day. I am photo ready. Post when ready - I am ready for a little humor How DARE you
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Post by tloonya on Oct 23, 2015 10:00:16 GMT -5
Will your wife give you your balls back for the pics? Archie's wife sent them to Nancy so it will warm up in Florida. She is basically his ball warmer for now.
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Post by tloonya on Oct 23, 2015 10:02:26 GMT -5
40 is my limit right now, but I'm sure that will change. I tend to go for the younger ones. Mathematically, twenty goes into forty more often than sixty into forty. Twenty goes into forty twice. Sixty doesn't fit! I kno my mass...
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Post by Tennesseer on Oct 23, 2015 10:36:35 GMT -5
Mathematically, twenty goes into forty more often than sixty into forty. Twenty goes into forty twice. Sixty doesn't fit! I kno my mass... It's a paraphrasing of an old Sophie Tucker quip which singer/actress Bette Midler paraphrased herself for one of her early albums: "I will never forget it. It was on the occasion of Ernie's eightieth birthday and in honor of the occasion he married a twenty year old girl. And he rang me up the very next day and he said to me "Soph, Soph, I have just married myself a twenty year old girl, what do you think of that". And I said to him "Ernie when I am eighty years old I shall marry myself a twenty year old boy, and let me tell you something Ernie twenty goes into eighty a hell of a lot more than eighty goes into twenty.""
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Post by Icelandic Woman on Oct 23, 2015 14:54:12 GMT -5
Oh My!
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Post by tloonya on Oct 24, 2015 9:08:59 GMT -5
Oh My! What is so shocking, darling?
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