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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2015 15:48:34 GMT -5
I am hungry and the kitchen is a mess.
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Jul 11, 2015 15:56:36 GMT -5
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Post by Opti on Jul 11, 2015 16:00:03 GMT -5
I am hungry and the kitchen is a mess. I think the word you are looking for is housekeeper or cook. My kitchen is a mess too, and I am moderately hungry.
Oh well. 
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Post by andi9899 on Jul 11, 2015 16:02:06 GMT -5
I'm going to eat with the girls when Thing 1 gets home. You want me to get you some food?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2015 16:11:04 GMT -5
I am hungry and the kitchen is a mess. I think the word you are looking for is housekeeper or cook. My kitchen is a mess too, and I am moderately hungry.
Oh well.
No, I am more looking for a woman I can just sex up every now and then to get some house work and meals done, I dont want to pay anyone. |
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Post by haapai on Jul 11, 2015 16:13:54 GMT -5
Oh dear, let me lead you through this. I hope that your realize that I don't do this for everyone. In fact, I'm not really doing this for you. I'm doing this for the sake of whatever woman you might try to recruit for this job.
Is there any food in the fridge?
Is there any food in the freezer?
Is there room in the bathroom tub for all the stuff on the counters and in the sink?
As long as there is food, I see no reason for you to fall into a hypoglycemic coma. After you have eaten, we can talk about the dishes in the tub.
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Post by Opti on Jul 11, 2015 16:17:13 GMT -5
I think the word you are looking for is housekeeper or cook. My kitchen is a mess too, and I am moderately hungry.
Oh well.
No, I am more looking for a woman I can just sex up every now and then to get some house work and meals done, I dont want to pay anyone.  If you and MJ weren't so incompatible, I'd almost suggest you'd hook up. Must run errands. probably saner on the NJ roads right now. (Holy crap!) |
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Post by Robert not Bobby on Jul 11, 2015 16:20:25 GMT -5
I am hungry and the kitchen is a mess. Do you have any self respect? Ok. it is a joke |
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Post by Knee Deep in Water Chloe on Jul 11, 2015 16:25:48 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2015 16:29:06 GMT -5
No, I am more looking for a woman I can just sex up every now and then to get some house work and meals done, I dont want to pay anyone. If you and MJ weren't so incompatible, I'd almost suggest you'd hook up. Must run errands. probably saner on the NJ roads right now. (Holy crap!) Send MJ2.0 a picture of a your, um, package and see what she says. I heard she's into that.  Even better would be a picture of you killing a mouse with it. That would really impress her. |
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Jul 11, 2015 16:31:13 GMT -5
I think the word you are looking for is housekeeper or cook. My kitchen is a mess too, and I am moderately hungry.
Oh well.
No, I am more looking for a woman I can just sex up every now and then to get some house work and meals done, I dont want to pay anyone.
LMAO!!!
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Jul 11, 2015 16:35:11 GMT -5
If you and MJ weren't so incompatible, I'd almost suggest you'd hook up. Must run errands. probably saner on the NJ roads right now. (Holy crap!) Send MJ2.0 a picture of a your, um, package and see what she says. I heard she's into that. Even better would be a picture of you killing a mouse with it. That would really impress her.
OMG! I just got the funniest picture in my head! LOL! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2015 16:40:12 GMT -5
If you and MJ weren't so incompatible, I'd almost suggest you'd hook up. Must run errands. probably saner on the NJ roads right now. (Holy crap!) Send MJ2.0 a picture of a your, um, package and see what she says. I heard she's into that. Even better would be a picture of you killing a mouse with it. That would really impress her. she can send me a picture of some of her housekeeping and some food she has made, if I like what I see, I can send some pictures |
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Jul 11, 2015 17:24:04 GMT -5
I can help you make something yourself, hickle, if you'll tell me what you want!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2015 17:35:57 GMT -5
I really think you and MJ would make a great couple  |
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Post by Robert not Bobby on Jul 11, 2015 21:04:03 GMT -5
 You are brilliant...sort of.   |
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Post by MJ2.0 on Jul 11, 2015 21:06:46 GMT -5
If you and MJ weren't so incompatible, I'd almost suggest you'd hook up. Must run errands. probably saner on the NJ roads right now. (Holy crap!) Send MJ2.0 a picture of a your, um, package and see what she says. I heard she's into that. Even better would be a picture of you killing a mouse with it. That would really impress her. Congratulations! You are all about to receive the dickture that I got on Thursday! ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2015 21:28:31 GMT -5
I am hungry and the kitchen is a mess. Me Too . . . |
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Post by Opti on Jul 12, 2015 1:17:39 GMT -5
I am currently making tater tots and a chicken burger. The chicken burger is for lunch, and the tater tots are for now.  (Being sick really sucks. I almost fell asleep soundly, an hour ago.) |
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Post by weltschmerz on Jul 12, 2015 1:24:30 GMT -5
I think the word you are looking for is housekeeper or cook. My kitchen is a mess too, and I am moderately hungry.
Oh well.
No, I am more looking for a woman I can just sex up every now and then to get some house work and meals done, I dont want to pay anyone. We'll have sex when I say we have sex, and you'll eat from a dog dish on the floor. Don't speak unless you're spoken to, or do you want the ball gag again? |
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Post by Opti on Jul 12, 2015 1:31:22 GMT -5
Runs from thread...  |
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Post by Works4me on Jul 12, 2015 1:53:23 GMT -5
No, I am more looking for a woman I can just sex up every now and then to get some house work and meals done, I dont want to pay anyone. We'll have sex when I say we have sex, and you'll eat from a dog dish on the floor. Don't speak unless you're spoken to, or do you want the ball gag again? There you go Hickle - that sounds like it could be good for you! |
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Post by weltschmerz on Jul 12, 2015 2:09:37 GMT -5
I'll make him clean his own damn floor and he's going to like it!
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Post by mroped on Jul 12, 2015 8:58:22 GMT -5
Did you ever hear about that new thing called "Take out"? Wait, it gets even better: they deliver to your door if you live near by. And if you don't like doing dishes, get paper plates. If you don't like making your bed than you should sleep in a hammock and if you don't like cleaning after yourself than just don't make a mess! It is really that simple!  And well, as for the rest...God created you in his own image. I never seen God's image but I'm told that he has two hands  . Just try not to hurt yourself. |
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