OldCoyote
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Post by OldCoyote on Jun 28, 2015 10:41:07 GMT -5
Wooo Hooo Just what I need A semi automatic . 458 caliber elephant rapid fire assault rifle,
I can hang that on gun rack in my monster truck with armored mudflaps, Ohhh lest I forget, No boat horn for me, I just installed the triple piece train horn with the supercharged air compressor!!!
Just let that old lady be too slow getting out of "MY" lane while crossing the train tracks out in Sun City AZ.
Now back to the elephant assault rifle, reading the ad here, Ohhhh wait a minute, this is not the same bullet they would use for hunting elephants.
Ahhh man, Now what am I going to use the next time there is an elephant stampede down my suburban street.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2015 12:25:27 GMT -5
Monster Truck with mudflaps? So old school. I hear that personal luxury tanks are now the NEW status symbol for the insane!  |
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Post by mroped on Jun 28, 2015 12:49:04 GMT -5
Who needs a tank when ZINA is leading the assault? All enemy will be distracted and start frantically texting each other asking:"what weapon is that? Is it dangerous? How lethal it is?" all the while I sweep around and take them all prisoners!  Can you buy just the gun hold(st)er? I don't like the gun! |
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Post by OldCoyote on Jun 28, 2015 14:25:29 GMT -5
Woman, the most dangerous weapon know to man, Able to take down entire dynasty's without ever firing a shot.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2015 7:08:35 GMT -5
Monster Truck with mudflaps? So old school. I hear that personal luxury tanks are now the NEW status symbol for the insane! I just wanna know... does the chick in the electrical tape bikini come with it when you buy it... 'cuz I want her gun too. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2015 13:31:15 GMT -5
Monster Truck with mudflaps? So old school. I hear that personal luxury tanks are now the NEW status symbol for the insane! Looks like a tracked ATV, not a tank. |
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Post by AgeOfEnlightenmentSCP on Jul 6, 2015 8:45:16 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2015 13:25:38 GMT -5
I think I read article about that same little tracked ATV in Car and driver magazine within the last year or so. Or maybe Popular mechanics. It was supposed to be great in wet and cold weather. It has a gear rack up on the back I think.
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Post by djAdvocate on Jul 8, 2015 13:35:16 GMT -5
kind of like your sex change? that was a joke, if you were wondering. |
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Post by AgeOfEnlightenmentSCP on Jul 8, 2015 14:55:27 GMT -5
Well, speaking of sex change- I resent that my AR has had a sex change forced upon it making it into something other than what it was born to be: A full auto machine gun.  BTW- my two AR-15's ( deminmaine ) are toys. I bought them mainly to teach my 11 yr old to shoot. The best rifle I own is a 30-30. It'll take down pretty much anything I care to hunt in the lower 48. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2015 14:25:49 GMT -5
Well, speaking of sex change- I resent that my AR has had a sex change forced upon it making it into something other than what it was born to be: A full auto machine gun. BTW- my two AR-15's ( deminmaine ) are toys. I bought them mainly to teach my 11 yr old to shoot. The best rifle I own is a 30-30. It'll take down pretty much anything I care to hunt in the lower 48. I used a 30-30 Winchester model '94 for 30 years. I just sold it recently (for double what I paid for it) and replaced it with a Savage bolt action 30-06. I needed a scope due to my aging eyes and these Arkansas deer are either spookier or I'm getting noisier. I needed a longer reach with better ballistics. I still miss that old lever action at times, it served me well.  |
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Post by AgeOfEnlightenmentSCP on Jul 12, 2015 15:50:33 GMT -5
Paul I was mostly just posting as a joke, because the AR always sounds to me like an old speaker company- Acoustic Research. I had a pair of AR 7 bookshelf speakers when I was a kid. Small, but nice- back when bigger was better for speakers.
But yeah, I don't understand semi AR 15s. Other than the banana clips and the small length I don't get it. I can see you don't have much use for them either as an effective gun.
If you're using them to teach your son to shoot I'm guessing they don't have much kick? Well, they don't have much kick at all, and they are super easy to maintain. |
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