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Post by midjd on Mar 17, 2015 11:53:07 GMT -5
I thought Prudie's response was good. (When I saw the title of this thread my assumptions went elsewhere, so my reaction to the actual letter was "Oh! Just his chest! That's nothing.")  |
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Post by swamp on Mar 17, 2015 11:54:32 GMT -5
Teen boys do weird things. I'm in the "dont' tell me this because it's kinda creepy" camp.
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Post by HoneyBBQ on Mar 17, 2015 11:58:27 GMT -5
Is it gross? Yes.
Do I want to know about it? No.
Will teenage boys do worse? Yes.
Am I glad I have a girl? Some days.
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Post by The Captain on Mar 17, 2015 12:00:19 GMT -5
First I'd try VERY hard to keep a straight face and:
1. Not Freak out
2. Not Laugh
3. Wipe the picture from my head before it could fully form
OMFG. I'd like to think I'd be as reasonable as Prudie, but I'd be too busy running away and hiding.
Heaven help me.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Mar 17, 2015 12:01:55 GMT -5
I saw the title of the thread, and I was assuming Swamp was going to provide us with something far more R-rated. Dayum.  Seriously, parenthood certainly can take a turn for the entertaining, the weird and the just plain strange, y'all. And sometimes, it's all three at once.  |
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Post by MJ2.0 on Mar 17, 2015 12:03:27 GMT -5
I'd just be glad it was only his chest. And then one of them would get re-homed. |
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Post by swamp on Mar 17, 2015 12:06:24 GMT -5
I'd just be glad it was only his chest. And then one of them would get re-homed. And it's not the dog. |
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Post by ArchietheDragon on Mar 17, 2015 12:08:44 GMT -5
he told the mom about the nipples. I am sure it was on his junk too and he held that part back.
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Post by shanendoah on Mar 17, 2015 12:13:53 GMT -5
HoneyBBQ - I don't know that I'd be so glad about having a girl. One of the MDs I used to work for told a story about a female patient, peanut butter, and dog...
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Post by midjd on Mar 17, 2015 12:18:05 GMT -5
That reminds me of the episode of Nip/Tuck with Melissa Gilbert and the deployed husband, played by Hank from Breaking Bad. At least it was just her boob that got mangled. (Love Nip/Tuck!) |
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Mar 17, 2015 12:21:55 GMT -5
HoneyBBQ - I don't know that I'd be so glad about having a girl. One of the MDs I used to work for told a story about a female patient, peanut butter, and dog... OK, now I need brain bleach. |
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Post by billisonboard on Mar 17, 2015 12:36:37 GMT -5
One thought I had was, "Hmmm, I wonder what Mom has in her carry-on luggage."
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Post by kittensaver on Mar 17, 2015 14:16:05 GMT -5
I have to laugh too. Boys will be boys  . I thought Prudie's response was spot on. |
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Post by Shooby on Mar 17, 2015 14:20:00 GMT -5
I think it sounds like a very teen boy thing to do. But, yeah, don't tell Mom you dummy!
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Post by imawino on Mar 17, 2015 14:37:04 GMT -5
That reminds me of the episode of Nip/Tuck with Melissa Gilbert and the deployed husband, played by Hank from Breaking Bad. At least it was just her boob that got mangled. (Love Nip/Tuck!) But he killed her dog!!! (Didn't he?) Talk about blaming the victim! 
I loved Nip/Tuck. But I quit watching when they moved to California.
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Mar 17, 2015 14:43:14 GMT -5
My response would probably be along the lines "If the dog bites your nipple off we're going to reattach it with duct tape. Mommy can't afford the ER bill". My mom came up the basement stairs when my brother was around that age and found him with the vacuum cleaner. Calm as can be she told him if he got stuck she was leaving him there till his father came home and went to put away the laundry. Hope I can be as cool as my mom or Prudie if I encounter a similar situation. |
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Post by imawino on Mar 17, 2015 14:50:00 GMT -5
My response would probably be along the lines "If the dog bites your nipple off we're going to reattach it with duct tape. Mommy can't afford the ER bill". My mom came up the basement stairs when my brother was around that age and found him with the vacuum cleaner. Calm as can be she told him if he got stuck she was leaving him there till his father came home and went to put away the laundry. Hope I can be as cool as my mom or Prudie if I encounter a similar situation. ugh. Living with tween/teen boys is THE WORST!
But this is hilarious! Because it happened to someone else. 
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Post by MJ2.0 on Mar 17, 2015 15:07:50 GMT -5
My response would probably be along the lines "If the dog bites your nipple off we're going to reattach it with duct tape. Mommy can't afford the ER bill". My mom came up the basement stairs when my brother was around that age and found him with the vacuum cleaner. Calm as can be she told him if he got stuck she was leaving him there till his father came home and went to put away the laundry. Hope I can be as cool as my mom or Prudie if I encounter a similar situation. I don't want to know what the equivalent would be for a teen girl. |
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Post by Bob Ross on Mar 17, 2015 15:14:12 GMT -5
Is "chest" code for someplace else?
Pfft. This kid is an amateur.
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Post by billisonboard on Mar 17, 2015 15:14:58 GMT -5
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Mar 17, 2015 15:15:12 GMT -5
My response would probably be along the lines "If the dog bites your nipple off we're going to reattach it with duct tape. Mommy can't afford the ER bill". My mom came up the basement stairs when my brother was around that age and found him with the vacuum cleaner. Calm as can be she told him if he got stuck she was leaving him there till his father came home and went to put away the laundry. Hope I can be as cool as my mom or Prudie if I encounter a similar situation. I don't have kids, so I actually had to think about the vacuum cleaner thing for a few seconds. Dear Gawd, child...you only have one of those. You want to risk seeing it in the bag with the cat hair and dust bunnies?  |
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Mar 17, 2015 15:17:18 GMT -5
Dear Gawd, child...you only have one of those. You want to risk seeing it in the bag with the cat hair and dust bunniesHow powerful are the vacuums you are using in your house? 
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Post by imawino on Mar 17, 2015 15:19:53 GMT -5
Dear Gawd, child...you only have one of those. You want to risk seeing it in the bag with the cat hair and dust bunniesHow powerful are the vacuums you are using in your house? LOL. But I am laughing that your mom came up from the basement and caught him. Was he just standing in the living room with his business shoved down the hose? |
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Post by MJ2.0 on Mar 17, 2015 15:20:25 GMT -5
I mean the vacuum does have an extended handle....
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Mar 17, 2015 15:23:54 GMT -5
Was he just standing in the living room with his business shoved down the hose?
He hadn't gotten that far yet.
She told him she wasn't going to stop him, but if he was dumb enough to try and got stuck he'd have to remain like that till his father got home. She drew the line at getting him unstuck.
He changed his mind.  |
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Mar 17, 2015 16:14:09 GMT -5
Dear Gawd, child...you only have one of those. You want to risk seeing it in the bag with the cat hair and dust bunniesHow powerful are the vacuums you are using in your house? I have a Hoover that can take the color out of my carpet, if I turn it up all the way. That puppy has super suction. |
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