Phsycho doctor

[tloonya]

When going to a head therapist - why are you supposed to lay down? And not see the doctor?
What gives? I said I will sit up and he said OK but then you have to lay down.
I said I want to talk to your face not to the wall.
Then I said I have 3 shots of straight vodka daily with dinner and he said I will first have to
go to rehab before he can prescribe me some meds.
While he was talking to me all this time he consumed 3lb of white grapes.
Cost of session $40 (co-pay). But I would pay more to never see this stupid face dressed in
a white doctor's robe and pants that reached 1/2 of his calf, white tube socks rolled down from pants and old ugly working boots.

May I write a complain?

[Deleted]

Mar 6, 2015 13:20:56 GMT -5 tloonya said:

May I write a complain?

I think you just did.

[HoneyBBQ]

Where did you find this person? Let me guess.... a recommendation from a friend?

[tloonya]

Mar 6, 2015 13:25:22 GMT -5 HoneyBBQ said:

Where did you find this person? Let me guess.... a recommendation from a friend?

No! Insurance recommendation. Out of 10 calls I had made I had 1 call from gay and lesbians and I said I don't care if you don't care.
They said no, we care, because gays are underprivileged and they don't get enough doctors.
So I was rejected.
Only one who called was this one. So...

[Deleted]

I've been to a few therapists in my day (no way right?) and have never had to lie down on a couch.  They dressed normal too.  I think you need to try a new therapist.

I have no opinion on whether or not you need rehab. 

[tloonya]

Mar 6, 2015 13:24:08 GMT -5 minnesotapaintlady said:

Mar 6, 2015 13:20:56 GMT -5 tloonya said:

May I write a complain?

I think you just did.

You mean you will take some actions?

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Mar 6, 2015 13:35:41 GMT -5 tloonya said:

Mar 6, 2015 13:24:08 GMT -5 minnesotapaintlady said:

I think you just did.

You mean you will take some actions?

You have all the free therapy in the world here.  Post away. 

[Opti]

I want to see someone eat 3 lbs. of grapes in 1/2 hour to 45 minutes.

I think it would be amusing.

[tloonya]

Mar 6, 2015 13:35:25 GMT -5 minnesotapaintlady said:

I've been to a few therapists in my day (no way right?) and have never had to lie down on a couch.  They dressed normal too.  I think you need to try a new therapist.

I have no opinion on whether or not you need rehab. 

In the movies people always laying down as well. So, next day I saw a movie where patient was laying down and was mad again!

And I would take rehab in a heartbeat. I am sure they have less nuts there than I do at my store.
But seriously. 3 drinks = rehab? If he knew the truth he would deport me.

[tloonya]

Mar 6, 2015 13:38:07 GMT -5 Opti said:

I want to see someone eat 3 lbs. of grapes in 1/2 hour to 45 minutes.

I think it would be amusing.

Yeah. Considering his small frame...he walked in with me with that 3lb grapes. And I know because I sell those clamshells. 3lb full shell!!! He kept talking to me with his mouthful the whole 45 min.
When I got up clamshell had no grapes!! Not even a vine nor a pit. Believe it or not.

[tskeeter]

Mar 6, 2015 13:20:56 GMT -5 tloonya said:

When going to a head therapist - why are you supposed to lay down? And not see the doctor?
What gives? I said I will sit up and he said OK but then you have to lay down.
I said I want to talk to your face not to the wall.
Then I said I have 3 shots of straight vodka daily with dinner and he said I will first have to
go to rehab before he can prescribe me some meds.
While he was talking to me all this time he consumed 3lb of white grapes.
Cost of session $40 (co-pay). But I would pay more to never see this stupid face dressed in
a white doctor's robe and pants that reached 1/2 of his calf, white tube socks rolled down from pants and old ugly working boots.

May I write a complain?

Well, I think you just discovered that a lot of the people in the psychological therapy fields seemed to find their way to that career path while on a search for the answers to their own psychological issues.  Guess it takes on to know one.

[NancysSummerSip]

Mar 6, 2015 13:20:56 GMT -5 tloonya said:

When going to a head therapist - why are you supposed to lay down? And not see the doctor?
What gives? I said I will sit up and he said OK but then you have to lay down.
I said I want to talk to your face not to the wall.
Then I said I have 3 shots of straight vodka daily with dinner and he said I will first have to
go to rehab before he can prescribe me some meds.
While he was talking to me all this time he consumed 3lb of white grapes.
Cost of session $40 (co-pay). But I would pay more to never see this stupid face dressed in
a white doctor's robe and pants that reached 1/2 of his calf, white tube socks rolled down from pants and old ugly working boots.

May I write a complain?

Hey now...don't make fun of his wardrobe. Sounds like a perfectly acceptable outfit for his second job as a gravedigger.

[tloonya]

Mar 6, 2015 14:08:40 GMT -5 NancysSummerSip said:

Mar 6, 2015 13:20:56 GMT -5 tloonya said:

When going to a head therapist - why are you supposed to lay down? And not see the doctor?
What gives? I said I will sit up and he said OK but then you have to lay down.
I said I want to talk to your face not to the wall.
Then I said I have 3 shots of straight vodka daily with dinner and he said I will first have to
go to rehab before he can prescribe me some meds.
While he was talking to me all this time he consumed 3lb of white grapes.
Cost of session $40 (co-pay). But I would pay more to never see this stupid face dressed in
a white doctor's robe and pants that reached 1/2 of his calf, white tube socks rolled down from pants and old ugly working boots.

May I write a complain?

Hey now...don't make fun of his wardrobe. Sounds like a perfectly acceptable outfit for his second job as a gravedigger.

Thanks God, nanc here. I was worried you got mad at me or maybe I had offended you after 3rd shot!  Yes, he could be a grave digger and maybe he is and I went to a wrong office being hanged over.

[mroped]

Mar 6, 2015 13:38:07 GMT -5 Opti said:

I want to see someone eat 3 lbs. of grapes in 1/2 hour to 45 minutes.

I think it would be amusing.

Then you should meet me!

[andi9899]

Mar 6, 2015 13:34:58 GMT -5 tloonya said:

Mar 6, 2015 13:25:22 GMT -5 HoneyBBQ said:

Where did you find this person? Let me guess.... a recommendation from a friend?

No! Insurance recommendation. Out of 10 calls I had made I had 1 call from gay and lesbians and I said I don't care if you don't care.
They said no, we care, because gays are underprivileged and they don't get enough doctors.
So I was rejected.
Only one who called was this one. So...

So you called different doctors and we're rejected for being heterosexual and ended up with a grape eating pill mill? I find this quite hard to believe.

[mroped]

3 shots =75 ml or about.
Eh! Chump change. Unless your shots are a pint each, then you are fine.
Or you just drink some water/juice after and you dilute it!

[tloonya]

Mar 6, 2015 14:31:44 GMT -5 andi9899 said:

Mar 6, 2015 13:34:58 GMT -5 tloonya said:

No! Insurance recommendation. Out of 10 calls I had made I had 1 call from gay and lesbians and I said I don't care if you don't care.
They said no, we care, because gays are underprivileged and they don't get enough doctors.
So I was rejected.
Only one who called was this one. So...

So you called different doctors and we're rejected for being heterosexual and ended up with a grape eating pill mill? I find this quite hard to believe.

I apologize in advance however I do not give a damn about what you are choosing to believe in.
People believe in Jesus Christ for God sake...

[NancysSummerSip]

Mar 6, 2015 13:38:31 GMT -5 tloonya said:

Mar 6, 2015 13:35:25 GMT -5 minnesotapaintlady said:

I've been to a few therapists in my day (no way right?) and have never had to lie down on a couch.  They dressed normal too.  I think you need to try a new therapist.

I have no opinion on whether or not you need rehab. 

In the movies people always laying down as well. So, next day I saw a movie where patient was laying down and was mad again!

And I would take rehab in a heartbeat. I am sure they have less nuts there than I do at my store.
But seriously. 3 drinks = rehab? If he knew the truth he would deport me.

Tell him the truth. You're Russian. Three drinks is nothing, comrade. We brush our teeth in the morning and rinse with three drinks!

[andi9899]

What does believing in god have to do with calling BS on your post? Doctors offices don't refuse to help you (and you really need some help) because you're not gay. Call them back and tell them you are so you can get the help you need. How will they ever know?

[Opti]

Mar 6, 2015 14:27:10 GMT -5 mroped said:

Mar 6, 2015 13:38:07 GMT -5 Opti said:

I want to see someone eat 3 lbs. of grapes in 1/2 hour to 45 minutes.

I think it would be amusing.

Then you should meet me!

Wow. I usually take over a week or two to go through less than that.

[NomoreDramaQ1015]

Call them back and tell them you are so you can get the help you need. How will they ever know

  They'll make her take a multiple choice test when she walks in

[greeniis10]

Mar 6, 2015 13:42:38 GMT -5 tloonya said:

Mar 6, 2015 13:38:07 GMT -5 Opti said:

I want to see someone eat 3 lbs. of grapes in 1/2 hour to 45 minutes.

I think it would be amusing.

Yeah. Considering his small frame...he walked in with me with that 3lb grapes. And I know because I sell those clamshells. 3lb full shell!!! He kept talking to me with his mouthful the whole 45 min.
When I got up clamshell had no grapes!! Not even a vine nor a pit. Believe it or not.

Oh, HECK NO!  I would've walked out after the second mouthful.  That is completely unacceptable.  And, sorry to laugh at your experience, but your first post is the best thing I've read all day!  Too funny.  Can't make this stuff up.  Be glad he didn't actually prescribe you anything - can you imagine what it would have been?!

[tloonya]

Mar 6, 2015 14:33:52 GMT -5 @sroo4 said:

Mar 6, 2015 14:31:44 GMT -5 andi9899 said:

So you called different doctors and we're rejected for being heterosexual and ended up with a grape eating pill mill? I find this quite hard to believe.

Well technically she didn't get the pills because she's a lush    (just kidding Loony,  I don't think you're a lush)

Actually Ive got pills. Never got them yet.

[Opti]

Mar 6, 2015 14:41:31 GMT -5 NomoreDramaQ1015 said:

Call them back and tell them you are so you can get the help you need. How will they ever know

  They'll make her take a multiple choice test when she walks in

Just pick the gay answers.

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Mar 6, 2015 14:53:29 GMT -5 tloonya said:

Mar 6, 2015 14:33:52 GMT -5 @sroo4 said:

Well technically she didn't get the pills because she's a lush    (just kidding Loony,  I don't think you're a lush)

Actually Ive got pills. Never got them yet.

Whaddya' get and are you interested in selling? 

[Ombud]

Of course you can complain. But as someone who used to review complaints, your issue that :

Mar 6, 2015 13:20:56 GMT -5 tloonya said:

why are you supposed to lay down? ... Then I said I have 3 shots of straight vodka daily with dinner and he said I will first have to go to rehab before he can prescribe me some meds. ... he consumed 3lb of white grapes. ... Cost of session $40 (co-pay).... pants that reached 1/2 of his calf, white tube socks rolled down from pants and old ugly working boots

Won't go far. Psychiatrists are tacky dressers (you're not paying for fashion advice), you sound like an angry alcoholic looking for drugs (that he didn't write), that's a standard co-pay. So the real issue is: Should he eat grapes during a session? And the people reviewing it (Ombud & Psychiatric Chair) are going to wonder: Did he hit in a raw nerve such as why does it take 3 shots to get thru a dinner?

[tloonya]

Mar 6, 2015 14:37:09 GMT -5 NancysSummerSip said:

Mar 6, 2015 13:38:31 GMT -5 tloonya said:

In the movies people always laying down as well. So, next day I saw a movie where patient was laying down and was mad again!

And I would take rehab in a heartbeat. I am sure they have less nuts there than I do at my store.
But seriously. 3 drinks = rehab? If he knew the truth he would deport me.

Tell him the truth. You're Russian. Three drinks is nothing, comrade. We brush our teeth in the morning and rinse with three drinks!

You know it, sista! Lehaim?  for me and how many for you?

[tloonya]

Mar 6, 2015 14:32:51 GMT -5 mroped said:

3 shots =75 ml or about.
Eh! Chump change. Unless your shots are a pint each, then you are fine.
Or you just drink some water/juice after and you dilute it!

75mil or so. But if I have to I can drink all night long. So others can to.
If everyone of us went to rehab for it - there would be a lot of jobs available on the market

[weltschmerz]

21 drinks a week for a female is WAY too much.

Looney, are you sure you know what grapes are? Grapes don't have pits.

[tloonya]

Mar 6, 2015 14:39:04 GMT -5 andi9899 said:

What does believing in god have to do with calling BS on your post? Doctors offices don't refuse to help you (and you really need some help) because you're not gay. Call them back and tell them you are so you can get the help you need. How will they ever know?

What  if there is a TEST

P.S. You need to call Sense OF Humor Adjustment Group for People Without Sense Of Humor.