tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Jan 13, 2015 12:19:46 GMT -5
Let's continue break up letter that starts as:
I loved you but...
I forgot to mention that continuation is supposed to be funny and 3 words. If you have it really funny - go ahead - more words. But funny!!!
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movingforward
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Post by movingforward on Jan 13, 2015 12:21:10 GMT -5
you remind me of George Castanza sitting around in sweatpants doing nothing all the time
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Wisconsin Beth
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Jan 13, 2015 12:22:12 GMT -5
...I've realized that I've changed. I can't give/be whom you deserve. So for your happiness and mine, I think we should stop seeing each other/divorce/see other people.
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jan 13, 2015 12:53:28 GMT -5
...your feet smell. Your dog snores. And your mom has a key to your place. And you're 40 years old.
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Wisconsin Beth
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Jan 13, 2015 12:57:55 GMT -5
...your feet smell. Your dog snores. And your mom has a key to your place. And you're 40 years old. What's wrong with Mom having a key to my place? Mom's got keys for 4 of us and we're 40; 44; 47 and 48. And we still have our keys for her house.
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ArchietheDragon
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Post by ArchietheDragon on Jan 13, 2015 13:00:29 GMT -5
Let's continue break up letter that starts as: I loved you but... You only have one penis.
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swamp
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THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS!!!!!!!
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Post by swamp on Jan 13, 2015 13:02:22 GMT -5
I've since realized I was an idiot.
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jan 13, 2015 13:02:53 GMT -5
...your feet smell. Your dog snores. And your mom has a key to your place. And you're 40 years old. What's wrong with Mom having a key to my place? Mom's got keys for 4 of us and we're 40; 44; 47 and 48. And we still have our keys for her house. In your case, not a thing. I was thinking more in terms of boyfriend/girlfriend romance-killer type of mom; the one who walks in anytime she wants with a "Yoo-hoo, just popping in to see if you need anything, my little sweetie pie!"
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Wisconsin Beth
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Jan 13, 2015 13:05:35 GMT -5
What's wrong with Mom having a key to my place? Mom's got keys for 4 of us and we're 40; 44; 47 and 48. And we still have our keys for her house. In your case, not a thing. I was thinking more in terms of boyfriend/girlfriend romance-killer type of mom; the one who walks in anytime she wants with a "Yoo-hoo, just popping in to see if you need anything, my little sweetie pie!" Oh Mom never does that. I think she goes into my house most of all and that's only when she's watching the kids and needs something desperately that I forgot to pack. She lives about 5 minutes from us. And we're talking "stuffed bear that kiddo cannot sleep without" desperate because she's got no problems stripping the kids down and washing their clothes while they run around in oversize t-shirts.
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Jaguar
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Post by Jaguar on Jan 13, 2015 13:08:59 GMT -5
It's all me, nothing whatsoever to do with you.
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Jan 13, 2015 13:13:03 GMT -5
Let's continue break up letter that starts as: I loved you but... You only have one penis. you promised to keep it to yourself
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2015 13:22:10 GMT -5
The constant rash from your manboobs chafing is no longer tolerable.
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hoops902
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Post by hoops902 on Jan 13, 2015 13:22:57 GMT -5
...I love your mother more.
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Jan 13, 2015 13:25:09 GMT -5
here's your money. now I'm medicated. until you undressed. ...like this. I am so disappointed in you guys
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NoNamePerson
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jan 13, 2015 13:41:54 GMT -5
I loved you but...
I Lied -
Song just popped into my mind!!
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Jaguar
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Post by Jaguar on Jan 13, 2015 13:43:33 GMT -5
I'm becoming a nun.
I'm joining the priesthood.
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CarolinaKat
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Post by CarolinaKat on Jan 13, 2015 13:46:26 GMT -5
... you are imaginary
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ArchietheDragon
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Post by ArchietheDragon on Jan 13, 2015 13:47:28 GMT -5
Let's continue break up letter that starts as: I loved you but... Your butt loved others.
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Jaguar
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Post by Jaguar on Jan 13, 2015 13:48:02 GMT -5
I've gone off my meds and now I'm being watched.
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movingforward
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Post by movingforward on Jan 13, 2015 13:49:37 GMT -5
I love my cat/dog more and he annoys me much less than you
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CarolinaKat
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Post by CarolinaKat on Jan 13, 2015 13:50:03 GMT -5
my husband knows
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Jaguar
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Post by Jaguar on Jan 13, 2015 13:50:56 GMT -5
Your husband knows.
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movingforward
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Post by movingforward on Jan 13, 2015 13:50:58 GMT -5
I got drunk last night and slept with your brother Oh, and your cousin Oh, and your best friend
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CarolinaKat
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Post by CarolinaKat on Jan 13, 2015 13:54:36 GMT -5
You killed Kenny
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mroped
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Post by mroped on Jan 13, 2015 13:58:53 GMT -5
Let's continue break up letter that starts as: I loved you but... ...I can do better!
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Bob Ross
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Post by Bob Ross on Jan 13, 2015 14:00:35 GMT -5
...now you have AIDS.
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Jaguar
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Post by Jaguar on Jan 13, 2015 14:03:34 GMT -5
I got drunk last night and slept with your brother Oh, and your cousin Oh, and your best friend Oh your really busy.
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Jan 13, 2015 14:22:10 GMT -5
Let's continue break up letter that starts as: I loved you but... Your butt loved others. blubbermouth...
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tractor
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Post by tractor on Jan 13, 2015 15:24:13 GMT -5
... The itching hasn't stopped
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jan 13, 2015 15:36:15 GMT -5
...Philscript says I can do better than you.
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