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[DebMD (banned)]

Mar 4, 2011 17:37:59 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

Which part of the threat was your favorite??

I was struck by the notion that the "chocolate" spilling over your hand is suspiciously similar in colour to the blood of a human liver.

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Virgil...
Something I noticed about you and colors. The other day there were posts of snow leopards. And your snow leopard post ...the leopard had red eyes and now today you see the dark brown of chocolate like human liver blood[which would also be in the red color family]

[Virgil Showlion]

Perhaps I was dreaming that CL had manually disemboweled a snow leopard, and was licking her wrist to sample the taint of its blood.

A beauteous, visceral act.

*Sigh*

You'll have to forgive me. When the snow demons claimed Alicia's mind (Alicia was a fellow engineer and kindred spirit), it... affected me. These harmless fantasies about leopard slaughter are a part of my renormalizing.

[Befferz]

Mar 5, 2011 14:31:28 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

Perhaps I was dreaming that CL had manually disemboweled a snow leopard, and was licking her wrist to sample the taint of its blood.

A beauteous, visceral act.

*Sigh*

You'll have to forgive me. When the snow demons claimed Alicia's mind (Alicia was a fellow engineer and kindred spirit), it... affected me. These harmless fantasies about leopard slaughter are a part of my renormalizing.

That implies you were ever normal, which I seriously doubt...

[DebMD (banned)]

Mar 5, 2011 14:31:28 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

Perhaps I was dreaming that CL had manually disemboweled a snow leopard, and was licking her wrist to sample the taint of its blood.

A beauteous, visceral act.

*Sigh*

You'll have to forgive me. When the snow demons claimed Alicia's mind (Alicia was a fellow engineer and kindred spirit), it... affected me. These harmless fantasies about leopard slaughter are a part of my renormalizing.

Tell us again why you don't like or are mad at snow leopards.

[TD2K]

What other reason do you need other than they are an oversized Soul Sucking Servant of Satan?

[Virgil Showlion]

Tell us again why you don't like or are mad at snow leopards.

I had roughly six pages of facts and analysis on the old EE. The depravity of the creatures would astound you.

For now, I will limit my reasons to:

• They are principal contributors to global warming.
• They are murders of countless endangered woodland species.
• They are corruptors of human minds.
• They are harbingers of death.
• They are exhibitionists of countless bestial practices.
• They are superlatively ugly.
• They recently claimed the mind of my fellow engineer, Alicia.

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[TD2K]

[TD2K]

[Virgil Showlion]

Yes yes.

Broadcast your grotesque caricatures all you like. I have a personal image filter in place now.

[Peace Of Mind]

SL, LMAO!! Ferocious!!

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

Thank you POM - Back atcha ! I can't wait for the Olympics to start doing their advertising - that Snow Leopard image will be darn-near EVERYWHERE !! Poor Virgil.

[TD2K]

He'll be sitting in a corner rocking back and forth sucking on a finger. Or something.

[Virgil Showlion]

Bah. 2014 is years away. Well past the 75% likelihood line for global economic collapse.

Russians will be burning cardboard copies of that grinning engorged head in oil drums to keep from freezing off their yagidtzves. I'll be happily ensconced beneath an overpass in Western Canada. Roasting rats over a spit, perhaps. But miles away from any functional television set.

I'll have a huge grin on my face all through February. The dispirited children will congregate 'round me and I'll regale them with tales of the snowboarding Sochi leopard merchandise fires burning brightly on the steps of the Kremlin.

[TD2K]

Bah. 2014 is years away. Well past the 75% likelihood line for global economic collapse.


And well after the end of the world in 2012.

[Opti]

Mar 5, 2011 18:34:24 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

Bah. 2014 is years away. Well past the 75% likelihood line for global economic collapse.

Russians will be burning cardboard copies of that grinning engorged head in oil drums to keep from freezing off their yagidtzves. I'll be happily ensconced beneath an overpass in Western Canada. Roasting rats over a spit, perhaps. But miles away from any functional television set.

I'll have a huge grin on my face all through February. The dispirited children will congregate 'round me and I'll regale them with tales of the snowboarding Sochi leopard merchandise fires burning brightly on the steps of the Kremlin.

I love Virgil stories. He always looks at the upside.

[moon/Laura]

BTW, i was recently told that the search function does not work unless you disable the smileys...

[Virgil Showlion]

BTW, i was recently told that the search function does not work unless you disable the smileys...

Fixed.

[moon/Laura]

you're so awesome Virgil

[DebMD (banned)]

Mar 5, 2011 18:34:24 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

Bah. 2014 is years away. Well past the 75% likelihood line for global economic collapse.

Russians will be burning cardboard copies of that grinning engorged head in oil drums to keep from freezing off their yagidtzves. I'll be happily ensconced beneath an overpass in Western Canada. Roasting rats over a spit, perhaps. But miles away from any functional television set.

I'll have a huge grin on my face all through February. The dispirited children will congregate 'round me and I'll regale them with tales of the snowboarding Sochi leopard merchandise fires burning brightly on the steps of the Kremlin.

HeY !!! EvErYbOdY!!!!

Virgil's having a BBQ!!!!

Virgil you're the bestest!!!!. ;D

[TD2K]

Damn, and there was a possum on the road yesterday that we could have brought.

[DebMD (banned)]

Mar 6, 2011 12:19:21 GMT -5 TD2K said:

Damn, and there was a possum on the road yesterday that we could have brought.

HeY...bring it!

I'm sure Virgil has a recipe and 'special marinade' for it.

[Tesla_DC-meme]

THANK YOU VIRGIL S

for making the features ever so user friendly.




(Now if you could just do something about the users. )

[Virgil Showlion]

Now if you could just do something about the users.

That's what the hypnotoad is for.

[Sammy]

What I don't understand is why the, I Hit POM, emote hasn't been changed to, I Smacked The Hell Out Of POM?

[Peace Of Mind]

Hey! I can see you, Sammy! Now be nice.

<<POM smacks the hell out of Sammy>>

[Chocolate Lover]

Since the thread I asked on went POOF and all, did you fix that issue with smileys not showing when you use the posting shortcut instead of clicking "post reply"? ;D

[Virgil Showlion]

I have limited time this week, CL. But I promise I will get to it when I have a tic.

[ZaireinHD]

OH!

[Chocolate Lover]

Thank you Virgil, in the land of short attention spans here, I thought I'd ask before I forget.