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Post by greeniis10 on Oct 15, 2014 10:54:23 GMT -5
Ahahaha! Personally, I LOVE #9. Gonna get me some Lewbuttons!
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Post by NoNamePerson on Oct 15, 2014 10:54:33 GMT -5
OMG, I'm so glad you posted a link. When I saw the subject line I was afraid the move and going out on your own had caused a meltdown
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Post by greeniis10 on Oct 15, 2014 10:58:20 GMT -5
Oh my - the "oddtopsee", sad day.
"Interwishin" sounds quite accurate for someone who also uses "prolly".
Thanks - been a tough week. I needed the mid-way laugh!
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Post by Rocky Mtn Saver on Oct 15, 2014 11:00:55 GMT -5
Oh my - the "oddtopsee", sad day. "Interwishin" sounds quite accurate for someone who also uses "prolly". Thanks - been a tough week. I needed the mid-way laugh! Y'know, in that context, 'interwishin' actually makes sense! It's like Joey's explanation of a "moo point" on Friends. It totally works if you think about it.
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Post by myrrh on Oct 15, 2014 11:05:23 GMT -5
I must have 80HD too, can't seem to get any work done today.
All these Word Crimes!
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Post by dannylion on Oct 15, 2014 11:15:00 GMT -5
Ah, yes. The ifold Tower, Apple's newest product, 'cause that other tower was just too big to fit on an iPhone screen.
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Post by Abby Normal on Oct 15, 2014 11:21:23 GMT -5
Oh my - the "oddtopsee", sad day. "Interwishin" sounds quite accurate for someone who also uses "prolly". Thanks - been a tough week. I needed the mid-way laugh! Y'know, in that context, 'interwishin' actually makes sense! It's like Joey's explanation of a "moo point" on Friends. It totally works if you think about it. Supposably! Joey at his finest. I still giggle when I hear people say supposably.
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Post by mmhmm on Oct 15, 2014 11:21:57 GMT -5
Ahahaha! Personally, I LOVE #9. Gonna get me some Lewbuttons! What the bleedin' heck is a Lewbutton?
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Post by dannylion on Oct 15, 2014 11:48:30 GMT -5
Ahahaha! Personally, I LOVE #9. Gonna get me some Lewbuttons! What the bleedin' heck is a Lewbutton?
Given the context, one assumes he means "Louboutins" as in the insanely expensive and trendy shoes.
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Post by greeniis10 on Oct 15, 2014 11:51:47 GMT -5
Yes, dannylion is correct - he's referring to the crazy-expensive shoes. Not sure what that says about me, though, that I understood him...
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Post by Rocky Mtn Saver on Oct 15, 2014 11:53:16 GMT -5
Ah, yes. The ifold Tower, Apple's newest product, 'cause that other tower was just too big to fit on an iPhone screen. I pictured Apple buying the Eiffel Tower and slapping a huge logo in it!
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Oct 15, 2014 12:20:36 GMT -5
LMAO!!! Those were great! I don't really have room to talk though. I can never remember how to spell Awed so I will put in Awwww'd until I remember it and many others that I can't think of right now. Although smelling her boyfriend's colon was the funniest I also liked the "...loud and heckdick", "I'm never about to sugarcode sht" and "I just ate my first meal and I had an organism in my mouth". But that's just my "interwishin" that those were the funniest.
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Post by justme on Oct 15, 2014 12:55:33 GMT -5
Any clue what #2 is? I'm lost on that one.
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Post by dannylion on Oct 15, 2014 13:00:33 GMT -5
Any clue what #2 is? I'm lost on that one. "Apidimi" would appear to be an attempt to approximate "epitome."
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Post by Opti on Oct 15, 2014 13:00:54 GMT -5
I kind of liked the windshield factor.
Glad Dannylion explained lewbuttons. I did not guess that.
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Post by justme on Oct 15, 2014 13:02:58 GMT -5
Any clue what #2 is? I'm lost on that one. "Apidimi" would appear to be an attempt to approximate "epitome." Ah! Yes, that fits. I was sitting her trying to phonetically figured it out and was lost.
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Post by mmhmm on Oct 15, 2014 13:42:09 GMT -5
What the bleedin' heck is a Lewbutton?
Given the context, one assumes he means "Louboutins" as in the insanely expensive and trendy shoes.
Ack! I was going phonetic! Thanks!
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Post by dannylion on Oct 15, 2014 13:58:17 GMT -5
Given the context, one assumes he means "Louboutins" as in the insanely expensive and trendy shoes.
Ack! I was going phonetic! Thanks!
Well, I would not be surprised if he does pronounce it as "lewbuttons," so for him, that would be more or less phonetic. It is likely that only a small percentage of the population actually knows the proper French pronunciation of Louboutins, especially since most people only ever encounter it in the written form.
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Post by Nazgul Girl on Oct 15, 2014 14:03:30 GMT -5
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Post by lexxy703 on Oct 15, 2014 14:40:40 GMT -5
Years ago we were in OBX & one of the nicer restaurants had on their big outdoor board "fresh black anus". We died laughing. They quickly realized their mistake & fixed it.
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Post by lexxy703 on Oct 15, 2014 14:41:12 GMT -5
And this thread totally cracked me up.
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Post by Rocky Mtn Saver on Oct 15, 2014 14:45:20 GMT -5
Years ago we were in OBX & one of the nicer restaurants had on their big outdoor board "fresh black anus". We died laughing. They quickly realized their mistake & fixed it.
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Post by NastyWoman on Oct 15, 2014 14:49:19 GMT -5
on #6 how much blood do you think s/he has in her/his alcohol with a reading of 5.2?
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Post by cktc on Oct 15, 2014 16:13:56 GMT -5
I like the guys with "manors." It still kind of works in an old fashioned gold digging way.
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Post by Works4me on Oct 15, 2014 16:53:27 GMT -5
A guy with manors who holds the door open? works4me!
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Post by steff on Oct 15, 2014 17:07:41 GMT -5
Windshield factor & heckdick.....I will be working these new words into conversations from now on.
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Post by Abby Normal on Oct 15, 2014 17:08:27 GMT -5
What the bleedin' heck is a Lewbutton?
Given the context, one assumes he means "Louboutins" as in the insanely expensive and trendy shoes.
I thought it was a "loui vuitton". Same principle- different designer.
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Post by milee on Oct 15, 2014 17:19:33 GMT -5
Years ago, the DEA took out a full two page Wall Street Journal ad trying to attract financial professionals to join up. The bold print font heading across the two pages was "HUGE OPPORTUNITITIES"
(Look closely - there's an extra "ti" in there... makes it into oppor - tune - i - titties )
I've always wished I had saved that ad.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Oct 15, 2014 19:34:24 GMT -5
Maybe the person writing the ad was running a line. Been know to make one stutter.
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