Nazgul Girl
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Post by Nazgul Girl on Sept 26, 2014 13:38:29 GMT -5
The funniest foreign email yet ! I got this email about a certain kind of pills, because all sorts of "pharmacies" evidently think I need them, even though I'm a girl. The best one yet states:
" Don't sure about your e---tion ? Try to drink this blue tablet."
Ah, English as a third or fourth language. Yes.
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lexxy703
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Post by lexxy703 on Sept 26, 2014 14:00:54 GMT -5
For a while those pharmacies started calling the house trying to sell stuff. Definitely calling from India. My SO's teenage boys loved to mess with them.
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Lizard Queen
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Post by Lizard Queen on Sept 26, 2014 14:02:07 GMT -5
Ever go to Engrish.com? The all-time #1:
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Lizard Queen
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Post by Lizard Queen on Sept 26, 2014 14:16:30 GMT -5
OMG, a lot of good ones lately: o I'll stop now.
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myrrh
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Post by myrrh on Sept 26, 2014 15:12:14 GMT -5
OMG milizard!
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Nazgul Girl
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Babysitting our new grandbaby 3 days a week !
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Post by Nazgul Girl on Sept 26, 2014 15:14:27 GMT -5
Superb ! Superb !
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Sept 26, 2014 15:19:39 GMT -5
Do not post these kinds of things while I am in the office! I can only snort and guffaw so much before people notice!
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Sept 27, 2014 11:19:13 GMT -5
The funniest foreign email yet ! I got this email about a certain kind of pills, because all sorts of "pharmacies" evidently think I need them, even though I'm a girl. The best one yet states: " Don't sure about your e---tion ? Try to drink this blue tablet." Ah, English as a third or fourth language. Yes. I would imagine it came from Russian speaking country. Which is...Russia? probably. We used to 'drink' our medicine. As supposed to 'take' them. I am thinking it is because medicine used to be liquids before pills were invented. So drink your Viagra even if you are a girl and tell us what happens
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Nazgul Girl
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Post by Nazgul Girl on Sept 27, 2014 13:03:16 GMT -5
! I'd rather drink a Kahlua and cream. I think you're probably right, Tloonya. Thanks for figuring it out.
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Lizard Queen
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Post by Lizard Queen on Sept 27, 2014 13:07:44 GMT -5
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Artemis Windsong
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Post by Artemis Windsong on Sept 27, 2014 15:29:30 GMT -5
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achelois
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Post by achelois on Sept 27, 2014 15:47:15 GMT -5
Now I'm wondering if I have made any faux pas when practicing my Spanish.
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Lizard Queen
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Post by Lizard Queen on Sept 27, 2014 21:16:38 GMT -5
I wonder about that too. And, I remember hearing that some of the Japanese on clothing that was popular around the time of Karate Kid, was raunchy/rude, or just wrong.
All I can say is their English is better than my Chinese/Japanese, but it's still damn funny!
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