If you need a smile

[finnime]

If you need a smile, here you go:



A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $3,000 loan to go on vacation."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his father is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure this type of loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Well, I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $3,000. When I asked about collateral, he showed me this -"

She holds up the tiny pink elephant.

"I mean, what in the world is this?"









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The bank manager glances at the elephant and said, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."







Made you smile, didn't it?

[gacpa]

I love it!  Thanks!  Someone put a lot of effort into thinking that one up.

[cronewitch]

Old one but they added the Rolling Stone Part.

[sesfw]

groan ................

thanks for the laugh

[Malarky]

Made you smile, didn't it?


Yup.

[toomuchreality]