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Post by AgeOfEnlightenmentSCP on Aug 30, 2014 8:29:42 GMT -5
Ditto that. I look at it like this- I'm for the legalization of marijuana, too. Even for recreational use- on Constitutional grounds. I have no issues with booze. I like driving cars. But we certainly wouldn't argue for giving any of those things to a 9 year old, either. Because they aren't things a 9 year old can handle. This 7-year-old seemed to handle the car okay and do what many adults do-like abandoning the car when the police were after him. Just don't drive on the highways. Going to the local store for mom would be okay. You'll find a way to counter anything I post. I should start advocating for tax increases and bigger government here just to see what you'll say. The obvious response to this is that the exception proves the rule.
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Post by Tennesseer on Aug 30, 2014 8:50:28 GMT -5
This 7-year-old seemed to handle the car okay and do what many adults do-like abandoning the car when the police were after him. Just don't drive on the highways. Going to the local store for mom would be okay. You'll find a way to counter anything I post. I should start advocating for tax increases and bigger government here just to see what you'll say. The obvious response to this is that the exception proves the rule. Of course I would. Of course ìt ìs.
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Post by Tennesseer on Aug 30, 2014 9:04:54 GMT -5
Police found this diorama in the 9-year-old's bedroom. I am envisioning a whole new era of Barbie Porn! However, If that is Ken, if the toilet seat is up and he was peeing, then wouldn't he have been shot in the back? And if he was doing the other and was seated, wouldn't the toilet seat be down? So, I think this picture shows reasonable doubt! It appears he was peeing-note the yellow color ìn the bowl. And the fact ìs, he was peeing but was squating over the bowl because Barbie's toilet reminded him of public toilets in malls, airports, etc.-filthy. Now one may ask-why was Ken squating and not standing to do his business. Well that is easy to explain. Ken was born with both male and female organs. Ken's parents decided immediately after his/her birth to have him/her go through gender reassignment surgery and raise him as a girl. But that was a mistake. Kendra's mental image of herself was that of a male and legally changed her first name to Ken. Hence, Ken not standing because of the surgery but not sitting either because Barbie kept a nasty house.
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Post by zibazinski on Aug 30, 2014 9:42:56 GMT -5
Thinning the herd.
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Post by Shooby on Aug 30, 2014 9:48:40 GMT -5
LOL! Tenn! You are mounting a great prosecution!
Well, I would maintain that the picture is fake. Barbie was framed. There are in fact millions that look exactly LIKE her. That isn't her but a jealous friend choosing to take revenge! The facts don't fit so you must acquit!
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Post by Tennesseer on Aug 30, 2014 9:52:52 GMT -5
LOL! Tenn! You are mounting a great prosecution! Well, I would maintain that the picture is fake. Barbie was framed. There are in fact millions that look exactly LIKE her. That isn't her but a jealous friend choosing to take revenge! The facts don't fit so you must acquit! you got me. I cannot see my screen as my eyes watered up ftom laughing.
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Post by Shooby on Aug 30, 2014 9:59:45 GMT -5
And, furthermore, even if that was my client, those guns are clearly TOYS. There are no known guns in existence of that size and stature that have ever been found to kill.
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Post by Shooby on Aug 30, 2014 10:04:39 GMT -5
OMG! DId you just notice the giant dildo under the sink! Lol!
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Post by Shooby on Aug 30, 2014 10:06:11 GMT -5
Did you see Katy Perry's Video of "Ur so gay"? She uses Barbies. It is well done. I think they could make a TV series using Barbies. Desperate Barbies of Orange County or something. It would be hysterical. Or, they could do Barbie parodies.
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Post by Tennesseer on Aug 30, 2014 10:07:34 GMT -5
And, furthermore, even if that was my client, those guns are clearly TOYS. There are no known guns in existence of that size and stature that have ever been found to kill. Exhibit #634 and the prosecution rests ìts case:
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Post by Tennesseer on Aug 30, 2014 10:09:00 GMT -5
OMG! DId you just notice the giant dildo under the sink! Lol! It ìs a toilet plunger. Nothing more-nothing less.
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Post by Shooby on Aug 30, 2014 10:10:31 GMT -5
Well, that must plunge very deeply. I am sure it is very effective for Ken!
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Post by Tennesseer on Aug 30, 2014 10:13:19 GMT -5
Well, that must plunge very deeply. I am sure it is very effective for Ken! What else does Ken exactly have going for him.
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Post by zibazinski on Aug 30, 2014 10:35:39 GMT -5
Yeah, right.
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Post by Shooby on Aug 30, 2014 11:07:17 GMT -5
Well, that must plunge very deeply. I am sure it is very effective for Ken! What else does Ken exactly have going for him. Well he is nicely manicured. And he has real hair now. He's got a nice wardrobe and money so he seems to have a pretty good life lol.
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Post by Shooby on Aug 30, 2014 11:08:46 GMT -5
I really like Babs 9 mm holstered around her fishnets. Very stylish. And stomping on his body with her heels makes a statement as well.
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Aug 30, 2014 12:00:25 GMT -5
OMG! DId you just notice the giant dildo under the sink! Lol! That's not Barbie's - it's Ken's strap-on - since Mattel didn't design him anatomically correct.
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Post by djAdvocate on Aug 30, 2014 12:32:41 GMT -5
What else does Ken exactly have going for him. Well he is nicely manicured. And he has real hair now. He's got a nice wardrobe and money so he seems to have a pretty good life lol. correction- had.
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Post by Shooby on Aug 30, 2014 14:58:46 GMT -5
No. Still has. Plastic never dies! lol
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Post by zibazinski on Aug 30, 2014 15:27:57 GMT -5
What else does Ken exactly have going for him. Well he is nicely manicured. And he has real hair now. He's got a nice wardrobe and money so he seems to have a pretty good life lol. Doesn't make up for no man bits. Haven't you read THE SUN ALSO RISES?
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