Firebird
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Post by Firebird on Aug 5, 2014 10:29:19 GMT -5
I follow TFLN on Facebook (don't judge) and this one posted last night was a doozy. (314) So I went on a date with this girl... and who's our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present. I figured YM would appreciate the good financial sense of the girlfriend
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Sunnyday
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Post by Sunnyday on Aug 5, 2014 10:31:07 GMT -5
Well, a true YM-approved girlfriend would have gotten a STEM degree and be rolling in the dough and not need that second job!
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wvugurl26
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Post by wvugurl26 on Aug 5, 2014 10:34:35 GMT -5
Hey it seems like a win-win for the girlfriend. She gets rid of cheating BF and the need to work a second job to buy a birthday gift for him.
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Firebird
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Post by Firebird on Aug 5, 2014 10:40:49 GMT -5
I hope she bought herself something nice with the money.
Can you imagine what the date thought?
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wvugurl26
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Post by wvugurl26 on Aug 5, 2014 10:45:32 GMT -5
I hope she bought herself something nice with the money. Can you imagine what the date thought? I hope she had the good sense to ditch him too.
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Sunnyday
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Post by Sunnyday on Aug 5, 2014 10:52:49 GMT -5
Whoah, holy bad reading comprehension! I totally missed the part about him being on a date and having his girlfriend turn out to be the waitress. him! and use the money to go to Vegas!
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Firebird
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Post by Firebird on Aug 5, 2014 10:57:10 GMT -5
I totally missed the part about him being on a date and having his girlfriend turn out to be the waitress.Literal LOL
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movingforward
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Post by movingforward on Aug 5, 2014 11:09:22 GMT -5
Who is TFLN
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Firebird
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Post by Firebird on Aug 5, 2014 11:11:16 GMT -5
Texts From Last Night.
It's a website, a blog and I think also a book.
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Post by CarolinaKat on Aug 5, 2014 11:12:37 GMT -5
Texts from last night.
This makes the time my Ex decided to sleep with my roomate and I found out because he was making pankcakes naked in the kitchen seem totally not effed up.
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movingforward
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Post by movingforward on Aug 5, 2014 11:15:51 GMT -5
Texts from last night. This makes the time my Ex decided to sleep with my roomate and I found out because he was making pankcakes naked in the kitchen seem totally not effed up.
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Angel!
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Post by Angel! on Aug 5, 2014 11:20:01 GMT -5
I have never heard of that website before. I started reading some of the best & now trying not to LOL at work. Some are freaking hilarious.
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Post by Firebird on Aug 5, 2014 11:25:42 GMT -5
I have never heard of that website before. I started reading some of the best & now trying not to LOL at work. Some are freaking hilarious. You can't say I'm not a giver
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Post by Firebird on Aug 5, 2014 11:26:20 GMT -5
Texts from last night. This makes the time my Ex decided to sleep with my roomate and I found out because he was making pankcakes naked in the kitchen seem totally not effed up. Wow!!!!! What did you DO?! What did you SAY?!
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wvugurl26
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Post by wvugurl26 on Aug 5, 2014 11:27:13 GMT -5
The website is hilarious. I look up my area code sometimes to see what's submitted.
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CarolinaKat
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Post by CarolinaKat on Aug 5, 2014 11:55:56 GMT -5
Texts from last night. This makes the time my Ex decided to sleep with my roomate and I found out because he was making pankcakes naked in the kitchen seem totally not effed up. Wow!!!!! What did you DO?! What did you SAY?! I was hungover so I didn't completely flip out. But it went somthing like this: CK: Ex what the F&*$ are you doing in my kitchen? Ex: Pancakes and coffee? CK: ^*(#%&*(#%&*(#%&*(!!!!!!!!! You're naked. Which one are you #&^#*^ing? It had better not be *rommate 1*. Ex: *doesn't look at me anymore* CK: You're a horrible person and go put on some damned clothes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *slams bedroom door* So Roommate 1 was a girl who I love to bits but had a habit of dating EVERY GUY I broke up with (for any reason) in college. It was so freaking annoying. Also she tended to go from 'we're dating' to 'we're soul mates' in like 12.1 nanoseconds. Considering she had introduced me to this guy, he damn well knew better, which made me even more mad. Eventually I had to come back out to get some coffee and we all had awkward looking at each other over breakfast time. I still kinda want to kill that guy for sleeping with her.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Aug 5, 2014 12:19:25 GMT -5
KINDA? Dude never would have made it to the flapjack flipping stage. You were nicer than I would have been. I'd have found his PJs for him and placed them around his neck. Just so he'd never lose them again.
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Post by kittensaver on Aug 5, 2014 12:34:30 GMT -5
A little off OP topic, but still funny - - - I just had to share.
I overheard two young, buff guys talking in a back hallway of the gym this morning. I caught one guy saying to the other: "Well I just found out she's cheating on me with her husband."
Now back to your regularly scheduled thread . . . .
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Firebird
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Post by Firebird on Aug 5, 2014 12:46:59 GMT -5
I think that throwing his clothes out of the window would have definitely been reasonable in that situation
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wvugurl26
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Post by wvugurl26 on Aug 5, 2014 13:19:05 GMT -5
Cheating with her husband? Trying to wrap my head around that one.
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Angel!
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Post by Angel! on Aug 5, 2014 13:20:21 GMT -5
Cheating with her husband? Trying to wrap my head around that one. I'm guessing they were separated.
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Post by Firebird on Aug 5, 2014 13:55:38 GMT -5
I'm guessing they were separated.Or they were "practically brother and sister at this point" until they weren't
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Post by achelois on Aug 5, 2014 14:03:22 GMT -5
Texts from last night. This makes the time my Ex decided to sleep with my roomate and I found out because he was making pankcakes naked in the kitchen seem totally not effed up. You could have fried his sausage for him.
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Knee Deep in Water Chloe
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Post by Knee Deep in Water Chloe on Aug 5, 2014 17:59:56 GMT -5
Poor waitress girlfriend. That's got to be a bad day at work.
Holy goodness, CK! Not a nice start to that day! Were you able to continue living with that roommate?
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Post by 8 Bit WWBG on Aug 5, 2014 20:05:10 GMT -5
TFLN (and similar) are hysterical. I like the ones about people who get each other high. There was one about a guy crying under the table because he doesn't live in a burrito.
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Post by Works4me on Aug 5, 2014 20:51:02 GMT -5
OMG - I just went to TFLM for my area code and I am truly roflmao - one of the reasons they are so funny is because they are so true!
ETA: These are fantastic - the replies to the texts are even funnier - GSD Tara thinks I have lost my mind!
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Post by CarolinaKat on Aug 6, 2014 9:58:22 GMT -5
Poor waitress girlfriend. That's got to be a bad day at work. Holy goodness, CK! Not a nice start to that day! Were you able to continue living with that roommate? Actually yes. This was not the first time that she'd pulled this stunt. Although it was the first time she'd had one of my exes naked in the kitchen. She was kind of like a really annoying pet. They'd do things that made you want to kill them, but then you forgive them because they're that cute and stupid.
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Post by beergut on Aug 6, 2014 17:03:20 GMT -5
TFLN and FML (fmylife.com) are two of my favorite time-wasting sites.
A text my GF sent me once actually made it onto TFLN.
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Post by Firebird on Aug 6, 2014 17:34:29 GMT -5
A text my GF sent me once actually made it onto TFLN.
What did it say?
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Post by ArchietheDragon on Aug 6, 2014 21:12:07 GMT -5
TFLN and FML (fmylife.com) are two of my favorite time-wasting sites. A text my GF sent me once actually made it onto TFLN. How does that work? Does the phone company compile a list of texts?
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