❤ mollymouser ❤
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Post by ❤ mollymouser ❤ on Jul 31, 2014 14:55:21 GMT -5
For $300, I'm willing to stay away from this board for a week.  |
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jul 31, 2014 14:59:21 GMT -5
LOL! I love how you "winning" a $300 bet with her really means you get to keep the $300 your mom gave you, and then buy her something with it. Man...some things that go on in your household I just wouldn't admit to.   Admit it, Bob...you missed Carl as much as the rest of us. And he did win the $300. He got her a gift with money that did not come out of his own pocket. Heck, that's a win. |
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GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl
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Post by GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl on Jul 31, 2014 15:53:33 GMT -5
So, Carl, you're back in town the week before the 23rd or the week after the 23rd?
Can you and Mrs. C. squeeze in an hour for a board meetup?
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8 Bit WWBG
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Post by 8 Bit WWBG on Jul 31, 2014 19:25:58 GMT -5
Heh, that is a funny story. Welcome back.
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Post by 973beachbum on Aug 1, 2014 7:02:17 GMT -5
Carl said they had sex, just sex, not sex for week straight. so I will give him the benefit of the doubt, lets say 1 hour start to finish, he ditched us for a week over an hour of sex,  ETA welcome back I thought we not supposed to talk about sex here? hmmmhhm told me it is against COC. Are there rules for me specifically? Got to read that thang  Talk of making a baby and sex is not, in and of itself, against the COC for being not PG-13. Right now this thread is fine. 973Beachbum Your friendly neighborhood moderator. |
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Post by Sunnyday on Aug 1, 2014 10:35:27 GMT -5
Am I the only weird one here who wondered! Oh great! Carl is back! Wait, how do I know it's really Carl? Maybe it's some lurker who's screwing with us.  |
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Gardening Grandma
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Post by Gardening Grandma on Aug 1, 2014 11:16:35 GMT -5
I am glad you are back - we missed you.l
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chiver78
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Post by chiver78 on Aug 1, 2014 11:17:26 GMT -5
I am glad you are back - we missed you.  |
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Post by greeniis10 on Aug 1, 2014 12:25:04 GMT -5
Am I the only weird one here who wondered! Oh great! Carl is back! Wait, how do I know it's really Carl? Maybe it's some lurker who's screwing with us. Hahaha - that's funny! Or, what if it's a regular poster with a double identity?? Hmmm, so far the posts from Carl seem legit, so I think it's probably him. |
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andreawick
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Post by andreawick on Aug 1, 2014 14:40:00 GMT -5
FYI, when DH and I were having fertility issues, the doc told us to do it every other day because daily emissions reduces the sperm count. If you're dealing with that issue, you need to chill and let it build back up. thanks for the medical update
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andreawick
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Post by andreawick on Aug 1, 2014 14:40:51 GMT -5
Carl said they had sex, just sex, not sex for week straight. so I will give him the benefit of the doubt, lets say 1 hour start to finish, he ditched us for a week over an hour of sex, ETA welcome back I thought we not supposed to talk about sex here? hmmmhhm told me it is against COC. Are there rules for me specifically? Got to read that thang don't question the monitoring or you'll be sent to purgatory.... |
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Post by TheOtherMe on Aug 1, 2014 21:13:23 GMT -5
Welcome back Carl. You were missed.
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Post by sarcasticgirl on Aug 1, 2014 21:37:38 GMT -5
FYI, when DH and I were having fertility issues, the doc told us to do it every other day because daily emissions reduces the sperm count. If you're dealing with that issue, you need to chill and let it build back up. Huh? Married people doing it daily?!?!? I don't understand! Sent from my Nexus 4 using proboards |
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achelois
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Post by achelois on Aug 4, 2014 17:19:26 GMT -5
LOL! I love how you "winning" a $300 bet with her really means you get to keep the $300 your mom gave you, and then buy her something with it. Man...some things that go on in your household I just wouldn't admit to. Sometimes I really admire Mrs Carl. |
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Post by beergut on Aug 6, 2014 18:04:26 GMT -5
If you're not going to the gym now, Carl, you should be. Working out keeps the testosterone flowing, which keeps the sperm count up. Just sayin'  |
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Post by Jaguar on Aug 6, 2014 18:14:33 GMT -5
Well lets find out......TheHaitian there's something in here for you. |
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Post by TheHaitian on Aug 6, 2014 19:33:12 GMT -5
If you're not going to the gym now, Carl, you should be. Working out keeps the testosterone flowing, which keeps the sperm count up. Just sayin' Thanks beergut, my urologist that also specialize in male fertility told me that already. We will see if it helps  |
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mollyanna58
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Post by mollyanna58 on Aug 6, 2014 20:29:30 GMT -5
I wonder if Carl is going to be weirded out that random internet strangers are thinking about his sperm...
Apparently not.
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Wisconsin Beth
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Aug 7, 2014 11:29:55 GMT -5
This thread is a perfect example of why I love this board and group of people.  |
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andreawick
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Post by andreawick on Aug 8, 2014 8:29:56 GMT -5
I wonder if Carl is going to be weirded out that random internet strangers are thinking about his sperm...
I thought we all wondered about it??
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Post by Nazgul Girl on Aug 8, 2014 8:33:55 GMT -5
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