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Post by whoisjohngalt on Jul 30, 2014 23:35:10 GMT -5
TheHaitianEveryone wanted to know but we weren't allowed to speculate
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TheHaitian
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Post by TheHaitian on Jul 31, 2014 0:00:47 GMT -5
Really! Lol I hope it was glamorous...
My wife bet me $300 that I couldn't stay away from the board for a week and she was monitoring it.
And if the board want details: we are trying to make a baby and while she was trying to get my attention to do the deed it seemed to her I was more interested in the board and the thread about her student loans.
Long story short: she got mad, I turned computer off, we had sex, after sex she said I was addicted and bet me $300 to stay away a week. I turned my account off to make sure I stayed away over a week, got to keep the $300 my mom gifted us as an early anniversary present (6 years on 8/23). Now using $300 to buy her a bike as an anniversary present (hope she is no longer monitoring because it is supposed to be a surprise).
Now I am back...
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Mardi Gras Audrey
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Post by Mardi Gras Audrey on Jul 31, 2014 0:11:55 GMT -5
I wish I could like your post more than once!!! Carl, you rock You got a week's worth of sex AND $300? Wowsers..... Congrats on the upcoming anniversary!
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TheHaitian
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Post by TheHaitian on Jul 31, 2014 0:16:31 GMT -5
LOL... Glad you're back... But you're still out the $300 and you had to deprive yourself of us for all of this time! You're so pretty... I think she got one thing right: I might be addicted to this place. I did not realize it would be so hard to stay away for a week, I had to catch myself many times But hey my wife is on a mission right now and I had to prove to her I was the man for the job
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Apple
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Post by Apple on Jul 31, 2014 0:16:59 GMT -5
You got a week's worth of sex AND $300? Wowsers..... I think the term for that is "prostitution". And only $300 for a week? Must have had one peeved pimp!
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TheHaitian
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Post by TheHaitian on Jul 31, 2014 0:22:00 GMT -5
I wish I could like your post more than once!!! Carl, you rock You got a week's worth of sex AND $300? Wowsers..... Congrats on the upcoming anniversary! Thank you and just got some less than an hour ago (TMI ) We are thinking Cape Cod for 2 days but everything seemed book that week, everyone wants to go to the beach I guess. So we are considering staying home and just drive to the beach 1 or 2 days during our vacation. I even tried VRBO but they all want 7 days minimum, we were thinking like go away for 2-3 days, and spend a week doing things around the house: - build the patio ourselves - build a fire pit ourselves - get garage door opener installed - finish unpacking/fixing the basement etc.
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TheHaitian
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Post by TheHaitian on Jul 31, 2014 0:23:09 GMT -5
You got a week's worth of sex AND $300? Wowsers..... I think the term for that is "prostitution". And only $300 for a week? Must have had one peeved pimp! What can I say... I am a cheap date
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Post by Jaguar on Jul 31, 2014 0:31:33 GMT -5
I'm really glad your back, but really we are only worth $300, geez.
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Post by quince on Jul 31, 2014 1:09:35 GMT -5
That's kind of sweet. You won, paid her attention, and she still gets a nice present out of it. And you've reminded her that you're the man for the job!
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Post by ZaireinHD on Jul 31, 2014 1:31:56 GMT -5
funny story! Welcome Back
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Wisconsin Beth
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Jul 31, 2014 8:08:13 GMT -5
Well, that DOES answer the burning question of "Does she know about us?" LOL.
<Beth waves madly at MrsC if she's around.>
Glad you're back Carl.
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Jul 31, 2014 8:11:50 GMT -5
we are trying to make a baby and while she was trying to get my attention to do the deed it seemed to her I was more interested in the board and the thread about her student loans.
Ha! That's what I speculated after you posted on WIR. I said I am betting Carl is gone because he's going to be a very busy man.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2014 8:12:39 GMT -5
Well, that DOES answer the burning question of "Does she know about us?" LOL. <Beth waves madly at MrsC if she's around.> Glad you're back Carl. So glad you came back! I was really bummed when you left. You definitely liven things up around here.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jul 31, 2014 8:54:14 GMT -5
Three hundred bucks? That's it? Sheesh, we could've rounded up more money to make you stay here. Of course, we're not the ones making babies with you, so nothing to offer there. Good to have you back.
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Post by alabamagal on Jul 31, 2014 9:03:50 GMT -5
Glad your back, and hope your time away was productive!
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Post by kittensaver on Jul 31, 2014 9:38:04 GMT -5
Yay - I'm glad you're back too, but I also can't believe you sold us out for a mere three hundred bucks.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2014 9:39:26 GMT -5
Welcome back! I always enjoy the thoughtful questions you post.
And it's good to change your habits every once in awhile- you get a different perspective.
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swamp
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Post by swamp on Jul 31, 2014 10:21:50 GMT -5
FYI, when DH and I were having fertility issues, the doc told us to do it every other day because daily emissions reduces the sperm count. If you're dealing with that issue, you need to chill and let it build back up.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jul 31, 2014 10:28:44 GMT -5
FYI, when DH and I were having fertility issues, the doc told us to do it every other day because daily emissions reduces the sperm count. If you're dealing with that issue, you need to chill and let it build back up. But....but...it's TOE-CURLING sex we're talking 'bout here! You expect him to just sit back and chill from that?
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MJ2.0
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Post by MJ2.0 on Jul 31, 2014 10:35:18 GMT -5
<<still not over the notion that the boards were more appealing than sex with his wife>>
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sesfw
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Post by sesfw on Jul 31, 2014 10:38:09 GMT -5
Welcome back Carl ...... Hope your time away from us was a fun time by all.
How is your new home doing? Any yet? How is the job doing?
Geeeeeeez .......... just $300? Hmmmmmmmmm ....... yup you are right. Cheap date.
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Post by TheHaitian on Jul 31, 2014 10:54:00 GMT -5
FYI, when DH and I were having fertility issues, the doc told us to do it every other day because daily emissions reduces the sperm count. If you're dealing with that issue, you need to chill and let it build back up. We were told everyday when she is ovulating and every other when she is not or something like that We will start seeing a specialist soon; we were planning to start next year but my wife wants to get pregnant like yesterday. So we have an appointment scheduled for the end of August.
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Post by Sam_2.0 on Jul 31, 2014 11:00:21 GMT -5
Are you using the app and having her log her temps? FertilAid supplements for both of you would probably help too. I've heard a lot of people have great luck with those. They are the gold-standard on my other boards
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2014 11:00:24 GMT -5
<sigh> I really miss sex.
I'll have to live vicariously through Carl.
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Post by MJ2.0 on Jul 31, 2014 11:00:53 GMT -5
<sigh> I really miss sex. I'll have to live vicariously through Carl.
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Post by Jake 48 on Jul 31, 2014 12:28:25 GMT -5
Carl said they had sex, just sex, not sex for week straight. so I will give him the benefit of the doubt, lets say 1 hour start to finish, he ditched us for a week over an hour of sex, ETA welcome back
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Post by jkapp on Jul 31, 2014 13:05:15 GMT -5
LOL... Glad you're back... But you're still out the $300 and you had to deprive yourself of us for all of this time! You're so pretty... Hey, I never got paid!! I always had to pay someone else! This is bogus
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Post by tloonya on Jul 31, 2014 13:15:28 GMT -5
Carl said they had sex, just sex, not sex for week straight. so I will give him the benefit of the doubt, lets say 1 hour start to finish, he ditched us for a week over an hour of sex, ETA welcome back I thought we not supposed to talk about sex here? hmmmhhm told me it is against COC. Are there rules for me specifically? Got to read that thang
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jul 31, 2014 13:17:06 GMT -5
Are you using the app and having her log her temps? FertilAid supplements for both of you would probably help too. I've heard a lot of people have great luck with those. They are the gold-standard on my other boards Are you telling me there is an app for sex? Please point me in that direction. I have apps for lots of stuff but not that BTW welcome back Carl. You should have held out for $300 an hour though
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Post by Bob Ross on Jul 31, 2014 14:13:26 GMT -5
LOL! I love how you "winning" a $300 bet with her really means you get to keep the $300 your mom gave you, and then buy her something with it. Man...some things that go on in your household I just wouldn't admit to.
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