TrixAre4Kids
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'Not all those who wander are lost' - J. R. R. Tolkien
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Post by TrixAre4Kids on Jun 18, 2014 18:05:57 GMT -5
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Nazgul Girl
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Babysitting our new grandbaby 3 days a week !
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Post by Nazgul Girl on Jun 18, 2014 18:20:36 GMT -5
This is funny and great at the same time ! Whooo hoooo !
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2014 18:39:36 GMT -5
I heard the villages is like a # 1 hot spot for new STDs... ... Lmao, stds autocorrected to studs...  |
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yogiii
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Post by yogiii on Jun 18, 2014 19:02:55 GMT -5
Thank you for trying to keep my thread pure
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Peace Of Mind
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[font color="#8f2520"]~ Drinks Well With Others ~[/font]
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Jun 18, 2014 20:07:19 GMT -5
LOL!! This stuff is on the news all the time and it cracks me up! And it also keeps me from wanting to retire there when I do get that old because of all the STDs that get reported.  That is what embarrasses her? Not the fact that she's married and her DH is wheelchair bound while she's publicly screwing her boytoy (not toyboy - idiots!) and it being in the newspaper?! Yay! That would totally work for me.  OMG I can't stop reading this article! This is comedy gold! "Police chief Chris McKinstry told MailOnline there are very low rates of crime. But chat to the old folks and they say there is an abundance of crime of passion. One aging romeo shoved a rival into a water feature over a woman and another lost his dentures after being punched in the face by a furious husband" |
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TrixAre4Kids
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'Not all those who wander are lost' - J. R. R. Tolkien
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Post by TrixAre4Kids on Jun 18, 2014 22:47:18 GMT -5
I know, it just kept going on and on. Those old farts are drinking and smoking dope and screwing their brains out.
Whew!
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alabamagal
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Post by alabamagal on Jun 19, 2014 9:45:09 GMT -5
Retirement is supposed to be fun.
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zibazinski
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Post by zibazinski on Jun 19, 2014 9:46:13 GMT -5
DFs aunt lives there. I like to tease him about that. He didnt know about the STD thing because he wasnt from Florida but I made sure I told him!
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zibazinski
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Post by zibazinski on Jun 19, 2014 9:46:51 GMT -5
I know, it just kept going on and on. Those old farts are drinking and smoking dope and screwing their brains out. Whew! Have fun while you can. The end is near!! |
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zibazinski
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Post by zibazinski on Jun 19, 2014 10:06:21 GMT -5
It doesn't. I can assure you. I enjoy my life in Florida very much. Can't wait to get back.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2014 11:37:30 GMT -5
Yeah, there is something to it I guess. I go to Florida to visit dad (no where near the villages!) and there is always a party going on... There is a dance group called the Hot Flashes, and they are awesome... AND the down doesn't apologize for not bring exactly kid friendly... You will buy it if you break it in the stores, and while your pets are welcome, please abide the sign and do NOT leave your children unattended...
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