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Post by tigerpause on Feb 2, 2023 10:37:29 GMT -5
 All true except for the 'old' part  |
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Post by tigerpause on Feb 2, 2023 10:38:31 GMT -5
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Post by tigerpause on Feb 2, 2023 10:39:49 GMT -5
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NoNamePerson
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 2, 2023 11:02:21 GMT -5
 Yep
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Empire the P.A.
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Post by Empire the P.A. on Feb 2, 2023 12:18:26 GMT -5
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toomuchreality
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Post by toomuchreality on Feb 2, 2023 16:29:25 GMT -5
SO true! If only I was willing to go without the food I want, most of the time and could motivate myself to exercise. I too could be thinner. But I'd still be OLD. haha |
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NoNamePerson
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 3, 2023 10:28:00 GMT -5
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NoNamePerson
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 3, 2023 11:36:49 GMT -5
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busymom
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Why is the rum always gone? Oh...that's why.
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Post by busymom on Feb 3, 2023 11:52:34 GMT -5
This isn't PC, but it IS funny (and true).   |
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andi9899
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Post by andi9899 on Feb 3, 2023 13:19:17 GMT -5
I sent this to a coworker who is having a birthday today. |
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Icelandic Woman
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Post by Icelandic Woman on Feb 3, 2023 13:22:38 GMT -5
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busymom
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Post by busymom on Feb 3, 2023 14:32:01 GMT -5
I like this one!  |
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toomuchreality
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Post by toomuchreality on Feb 3, 2023 17:59:19 GMT -5
Too funny. 😁 I bought a dozen eggs on Wednesday. They weren't cheap, by any stretch of the imagination. But I expected them to be more. I'm really glad they weren't! |
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toomuchreality
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Post by toomuchreality on Feb 3, 2023 18:02:35 GMT -5
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toomuchreality
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Post by toomuchreality on Feb 3, 2023 18:03:26 GMT -5
This isn't PC, but it IS funny (and true). It's the best! |
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Post by toomuchreality on Feb 3, 2023 18:04:06 GMT -5
I like this one! Absolutely! |
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Post by Tennesseer on Feb 3, 2023 21:38:20 GMT -5
So true.  |
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toomuchreality
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Post by toomuchreality on Feb 3, 2023 23:08:21 GMT -5
So true. Hahaha... I yell "AGENT"! 😁 Most of the time it works. But not with COMCAST. Comcast just hangs up, if the automated system doesn't like your answers. |
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Tennesseer
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Post by Tennesseer on Feb 4, 2023 18:18:16 GMT -5
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Post by Tennesseer on Feb 4, 2023 18:41:40 GMT -5
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toomuchreality
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Post by toomuchreality on Feb 4, 2023 19:06:03 GMT -5
And they're ONLY going to call 90 cajillion more times! |
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 6, 2023 10:13:37 GMT -5
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 7, 2023 10:02:39 GMT -5
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Post by andi9899 on Feb 7, 2023 10:17:38 GMT -5
One time the school sent home a note in my nephew's backpack saying he had lice and couldn't come back until they were gone. He had just had his hair buzzed super short because it grows so fast. He didn't have any hair! |
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 8, 2023 11:55:12 GMT -5
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toomuchreality
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Post by toomuchreality on Feb 8, 2023 12:46:45 GMT -5
I hear it every night. Don't you? I thought everyone did! |
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Post by Tennesseer on Feb 8, 2023 12:49:02 GMT -5
It wasn't the wind you heard. It was Jack Daniels. |
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toomuchreality
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Post by toomuchreality on Feb 8, 2023 12:51:09 GMT -5
It wasn't the wind you heard. It was Jack Daniels. Are you sure? I thought it was a command from the heavens! |
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Post by busymom on Feb 8, 2023 13:26:12 GMT -5
I saw this shirt on the Peachy Sunday website, and had to share: (I might need to buy this...)  |
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Post by Empire the P.A. on Feb 8, 2023 13:53:14 GMT -5
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