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Post by toomuchreality on Jan 30, 2023 19:46:06 GMT -5
So true! I said that very thing, in a post earlier today! Multi-purpose for everything, except fire drills! |
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Post by toomuchreality on Jan 30, 2023 19:49:25 GMT -5
This is so me! I love it! |
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Post by busymom on Jan 30, 2023 21:07:25 GMT -5
So thankful for this thread. I found a good one, for all of you into classic rock:   |
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jan 30, 2023 22:09:06 GMT -5
So thankful for this thread. I found a good one, for all of you into classic rock: Love Whitesnake |
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jan 31, 2023 11:28:22 GMT -5
My exit wasn't that dramatic. I left for lunch and didn't come back. Just went home and had a smoke and drink or two!! That job never surfaced on resume. But this was way back in the dark ages and stuff wasn't out there everywhere like it is now!!  |
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Post by toomuchreality on Jan 31, 2023 12:08:57 GMT -5
My exit wasn't that dramatic. I left for lunch and didn't come back. Just went home and had a smoke and drink or two!! That job never surfaced on resume. But this was way back in the dark ages and stuff wasn't out there everywhere like it is now!! Hahaha... Did they call you, or anything? |
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Post by Tennesseer on Jan 31, 2023 12:13:19 GMT -5
The marinara label looks like Rao's marinara sauce. If you have never tried their sauces you should. Pretty tasty. |
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Post by Tennesseer on Jan 31, 2023 12:13:48 GMT -5
Ordering a Pizza in 2023 !!!!
CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER: My usual? You know me?
GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
CALLER: Super! That’s what I’ll have.
GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?
CALLER: What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!
GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
CALLER: How the hell do you know that?
GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago.
CALLER: I bought more from another Pharmacy.
GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
CALLER: I paid in cash.
GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER: I have other sources of cash.
GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns, unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!
CALLER: WHAT THE HECK?
GOOGLE: I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...
Welcome to the future...
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Post by toomuchreality on Jan 31, 2023 13:59:37 GMT -5
When it comes to carriers, cats are smart. They know that's just acting. Jeez, human. 😏😉 |
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jan 31, 2023 17:41:21 GMT -5
My exit wasn't that dramatic. I left for lunch and didn't come back. Just went home and had a smoke and drink or two!! That job never surfaced on resume. But this was way back in the dark ages and stuff wasn't out there everywhere like it is now!! Hahaha... Did they call you, or anything? I called them after a while and said I wouldn’t be back! |
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Post by toomuchreality on Feb 1, 2023 1:27:26 GMT -5
OMG! I laughed! 😄 Good one! |
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Post by daisylu on Feb 1, 2023 15:53:31 GMT -5
I just posted how $200 barely got my any groceries last night in the inflation thread.  |
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 1, 2023 19:41:45 GMT -5
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I have a little plaque in flower pot that says “Grow Dammit”. Me too! (My garden)  |
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