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Post by toomuchreality on May 23, 2014 2:10:34 GMT -5
Just for fun... Whack the penguinIt’s time for Yeti batting practice, and his friend the penguin has volunteered. Smack the penguin high in the air, and he’ll end up with his head in the snow. Hit him a little lower, and he’ll bounce along the snow for greater distance. Instructions: Click once to get the penguin to jump, then click and release to swing the club. Note that the penguin will go farther if you can get him to bounce along the snow. You may find it helpful to aim for the penguin’s feet as it falls. There’s a good chance you’ll miss entirely, but when you do get a hit, it’ll go farther.
My highest tonight is 556 feet. My shortest distance, with a hit, is 107.1 feet. →→> Can you do better?
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Post by Jake 48 on May 23, 2014 7:51:51 GMT -5
When the boys were little and their mom and I were divorced, I made the mistake of telling the boys " don't piss mom off, I have to listen to her and she sounds like a peguin, WHAA!, WHAA!" of course they told their mom. The running joke all these years has been the mother penguin and her chicks and we get a laugh out of it. I just sent the link to my ex  |
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Post by toomuchreality on May 23, 2014 12:49:46 GMT -5
When the boys were little and their mom and I were divorced, I made the mistake of telling the boys " don't piss mom off, I have to listen to her and she sounds like a peguin, WHAA!, WHAA!" of course they told their mom. The running joke all these years has been the mother penguin and her chicks and we get a laugh out of it. I just sent the link to my ex They better watch out. She might get good at whacking!  |
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on May 23, 2014 13:58:06 GMT -5
I must be a naturally-born Stealth Attacker/Whacker.
I got a distance of 329.4 ft on my very first swipe.
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Post by msventoux on May 23, 2014 17:56:41 GMT -5
489.8 is my best. I generally either get 0 or get around 450 and above.
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Post by Jaguar on May 23, 2014 17:58:22 GMT -5
372.8 & 374.2 & 487.9 & 471.2 & 459.7
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on May 23, 2014 19:16:52 GMT -5
Second try a few seconds ago was 501.9.
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Post by Jaguar on May 23, 2014 19:24:57 GMT -5
I just got 530.7
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Post by Jaguar on May 23, 2014 19:26:31 GMT -5
I just topped 557.6.
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Post by Peace Of Mind on May 23, 2014 19:58:43 GMT -5
After only a million tries I got 545.2.
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Post by NoNamePerson on May 23, 2014 20:30:15 GMT -5
522.6 first try. Now I want to personally thank you for providing me with another online addiction. Like I don't have enough already. Why, oh why did I open this thread  |
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Post by mmhmm on May 23, 2014 20:51:35 GMT -5
557.8 and I feel horribly guilty. Poor little penguin!  |
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Post by mmhmm on May 23, 2014 22:04:53 GMT -5
576.2. I'm feeling much better about this whole thing. The penguin obviously enjoys the exercise. Yes! |
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Post by toomuchreality on May 23, 2014 22:05:15 GMT -5
Thank you all for trying it out, and posting your scores / comments. You made me . To those of you that beat my high score...  Can you beat my LOW score? (remember, you have to hit the penguin, in order for it to count!) -I get my share of total misses too.  I do better if I don't focus too much on whacking the poor little thing. I don't try to hit him in any particular place. Heck, I'm just glad to hit him! |
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Post by Virgil Showlion on May 23, 2014 22:20:30 GMT -5
587.1 Beat that. I managed it when I started imagining the penguin to be a snow leopard.  ETA: How did you get 101 feet? The shortest I could get with a hit is 249. |
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Post by toomuchreality on May 23, 2014 22:25:48 GMT -5
587.1 Beat that. I managed it when I started imagining the penguin to be a snow leopard. Even if that isn't how you got your top score, you'd say it was. I got you figured out there, mister. You can't fool me!  |
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Post by toomuchreality on May 23, 2014 22:27:51 GMT -5
587.1 Beat that. I managed it when I started imagining the penguin to be a snow leopard. ETA: How did you get 101 feet? The shortest I could get with a hit is 249. Heh. My score is below 200 quite often. Believe me, it isn't due to skill! |
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Post by Peace Of Mind on May 23, 2014 22:56:26 GMT -5
587.1 Beat that. I managed it when I started imagining the penguin to be a snow leopard. ETA: How did you get 101 feet? The shortest I could get with a hit is 249. Heh. My score is below 200 quite often. Believe me, it isn't due to skill! LOL! I can vouch for that! I've been below 200 quite often and I've missed even more.  But Woo Hoo!! I just did a 555.1 and then a 574.3. Watch out, Virgil. I'm gaining on you. Hmmm, I just can't figure out why that <<hic>> is. |
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Post by busymom on May 23, 2014 23:17:10 GMT -5
537.4 |
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Post by irishpad on May 24, 2014 0:27:44 GMT -5
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Post by toomuchreality on May 24, 2014 4:59:19 GMT -5
593.5  An investigation will be launched, to very this extremely high score.  LOL Just kidding. That's awesome! Congrats!  |
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Post by mmhmm on May 24, 2014 8:12:54 GMT -5
593.2. The Padre has me by .3, dern it! |
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Post by toomuchreality on May 25, 2014 13:30:32 GMT -5
593.2. The Padre has me by .3, dern it!  |
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Post by toomuchreality on May 26, 2014 16:30:02 GMT -5
What a difference a day makes! Today I am totally missing the penguin 10 times, for every one time I get a hit. Almost all hits result in a head plant. High 578.9 Low 185.3 I got up about 12:30 PM.  I must need some more sleep! -LOL I didn't get to sleep until about 7:30 this morning. |
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Post by toomuchreality on Nov 12, 2014 12:03:56 GMT -5
First whack of the day got me 513.9 |
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Post by wyouser on Nov 13, 2014 11:17:12 GMT -5
415.7 on the 5th swing....good thing this not baseball |
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Post by toomuchreality on Nov 14, 2014 18:29:30 GMT -5
Ha! My first hit today was only 207.3 and it took mr 8 swings before I hit it! Not my best day!  |
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Post by NoNamePerson on Nov 15, 2014 9:13:08 GMT -5
487.1 on second swing. I just pretended that it was Iggy aka IG - Just joking Iggy. I would never hurt a triplet sista!!!!!  |
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Post by toomuchreality on Nov 15, 2014 20:42:43 GMT -5
491.8 second swing (3.97.8 first swing)  |
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