Facebook and Breast Cancer Awareness SPOILER ALERT

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I'm sure everyone remembers someone posting what's up with using socks as toilet paper after reading it on Facebook.  I suggested at the time that it might be part of the Facebook Breast Cancer Awareness campaign.  Previous years were actually amusing--"I like doing it in the kitchen" when the question was "where do you put your purse" or "I'm going to Jamaica in seven months," which was based on your birthday and a master list of places.

So this year's "game" seems different.  For one thing, there are fourteen choices.  Most of the choices are things that go beyond being mildly suggestive.

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You should not have liked or commented! Now you have to pick one of the 14 below & post a status. This is the 2014 breast cancer awareness game. Don't be a spoil sport, choose your poison & change your status.1) Damn diarrhoea 2)Just used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket. 3)Anyone have a tampon. I'm out. 4) How do you get rid of foot fungus? 4) How do you get rid of foot fungus. 5)Why is nobody around when l am horny? 6) No toilet paper, goodbye socks. 7)Someone offered me a job as a prostitute but l' m hesitant. 8)l think l'm in love with someone what should l do? 9)l've decided to stop wearing underwear. 10)l still love my ex. 11) l really don't know how to tell anyone and l'm sick of hiding it l'm gay. 12) Guess it was 2 good 2 be true l'm pregnant. 13)Just won $7000 on a scratchy. 14)l've just found out l've been cheated on for the past 5 months. Post with no explanations. Sorry l fell for it too.

I think it's a joke, but not by the Breast Cancer Awareness group.  I think someone thought it would be funny to get people to post some really embarrassing stuff as their status update.  It would be easy enough to do if you thought about it.  Some of it is rather tame ("Anyone have a tampon.  I'm out."), but that just reinforces my idea that some teenage guys came up with the list.  It is exactly the sort of thing they snicker about.

What do you guys think?

[The Captain]

I'm not on Facebook, and crap like this just reaffirms my decision.

[Deleted]

I reported my own post.  Lol.  This needs to be in off-topic.

[Deleted]

That explains DD's stupid post.

[MarleyKeezy78]

Oh my god, I have been excited for a face book friend because I totally thought they won $7000 on a scratchy!!! I'm so stupid   

[zibazinski]

You all missed the fact that I won 4,800,000.00 and that DF is getting a 1932 Bugatti!!