NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Mar 11, 2014 12:16:18 GMT -5
 Oh.. you said "ego".. nevermind...  Stroking his ego is not what he asking for  However I am keeping it like nothing happened. 2. However...what if he is mean or starts talking about 'things'? I am not good at it, I am off the market for ages, I can fall a prey...I can do stupid things...OMG!!! Can I do stupid things  I am doomed! Am I doomed? What am I?  Sure, you could do stupid things. Anyone could. We are all human. Tell him you have big cousins named Igor and Ivan. They belong to the Russian "family" and they don't take kindly to people hitting on their women.  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2014 12:16:45 GMT -5
Oh.. you said "ego".. nevermind... Stroking his ego is not what he asking for However I am keeping it like nothing happened. 2. However...what if he is mean or starts talking about 'things'? I am not good at it, I am off the market for ages, I can fall a prey...I can do stupid things...OMG!!! Can I do stupid things I am doomed! Am I doomed? What am I? You are not doomed. You are not going to have the friendly relationship you had before; but if you keep it professional he will hopefully come around to having a strictly professional relationship with you. |
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Mar 11, 2014 12:23:32 GMT -5
Next time you know you are going to see him, go into work with no make-up and pad your clothing so it looks like you gained 20 pounds. Then, tell him it is your dream to buy a big house and have your entire extended family live with you. Add that you hope he makes good money because you want 10 Coach purses and a vacation to the Maldives. Bat your unmascara-ed eyelashes and blow him a kiss. Make sure you eat an onion and a garlic clove first.
He'll go running. I promise.
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Mar 11, 2014 12:32:02 GMT -5
Next time you know you are going to see him, go into work with no make-up and pad your clothing so it looks like you gained 20 pounds. Then, tell him it is your dream to buy a big house and have your entire extended family live with you. Add that you hope he makes good money because you want 10 Coach purses and a vacation to the Maldives. Bat your unmascara-ed eyelashes and blow him a kiss. Make sure you eat an onion and a garlic clove first. He'll go running. I promise. Oh, dear, thanks for attempt to support. I do not wear makeup. Like I don't. Nude lipstick only. And my coat is puffy. And he knows about me so making up lies will not fly. Garlic and onions might do the trick...however it might get him excited...we don't want that to happen, do we?  |
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Mar 11, 2014 12:56:12 GMT -5
Oh gosh. I forgot about that sector of the male population who are turned on by onion/garlic breath. My advice could have backfired into a real mess! Don't listen to me anyway. I don't understand men.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2014 13:00:31 GMT -5
Next time you know you are going to see him, go into work with no make-up and pad your clothing so it looks like you gained 20 pounds. Then, tell him it is your dream to buy a big house and have your entire extended family live with you. Add that you hope he makes good money because you want 10 Coach purses and a vacation to the Maldives. Bat your unmascara-ed eyelashes and blow him a kiss. Make sure you eat an onion and a garlic clove first. He'll go running. I promise. Oh, dear, thanks for attempt to support. I do not wear makeup. Like I don't. Nude lipstick only. And my coat is puffy. And he knows about me so making up lies will not fly. Garlic and onions might do the trick...however it might get him excited...we don't want that to happen, do we? For the record...no man is into garlic and onion breath. Some may look past it for a one time thing....but on a general level.....NO...just NO! |
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Mar 11, 2014 13:03:02 GMT -5
Oh gosh. I forgot about that sector of the male population who are turned on by onion/garlic breath. My advice could have backfired into a real mess! Don't listen to me anyway. I don't understand men. I see. In some cultures women rub garlic on themselves to get laid...or it is to avoid being laid? You got me all confused here. |
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Mar 11, 2014 13:04:14 GMT -5
LOL!!!
And here I was wasting all my money on lotions and potions!
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Mar 11, 2014 13:05:19 GMT -5
You crack me up!
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Mar 11, 2014 13:13:06 GMT -5
Oh.. you said "ego".. nevermind... Stroking his ego is not what he asking for However I am keeping it like nothing happened. 2. However...what if he is mean or starts talking about 'things'? I am not good at it, I am off the market for ages, I can fall a prey...I can do stupid things...OMG!!! Can I do stupid things I am doomed! Am I doomed? What am I? Yes, you are doomed. You will eventually have to bend over since you own a produce store and you know what they say about bending over in the produce isle. Watch your, ummm, back! You heart breaker, you! ETA: OR You can tell him you'll consider it if he gets all his friends and neighbors to your store and doubles your profits. Since you don't really keep records you're good. Work it to your advantage! |
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Post by tloonya on Mar 11, 2014 13:16:58 GMT -5
Stroking his ego is not what he asking for However I am keeping it like nothing happened. 2. However...what if he is mean or starts talking about 'things'? I am not good at it, I am off the market for ages, I can fall a prey...I can do stupid things...OMG!!! Can I do stupid things I am doomed! Am I doomed? What am I? Yes you are doomed. You will eventually have to bend over since you own a produce store and you know what they say about bending over in the produce isle. Watch your, ummm, back! You heart breaker, you! I had just learned something new! But no I had never heard about bending in produce alley...but I had heard about not picking up a soap from the floor...  that's why I have those soap bars all over my shower...not picking up...noops! |
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Post by tloonya on Mar 11, 2014 21:04:08 GMT -5
Got another message but I am not telling you. |
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Post by tloonya on Mar 11, 2014 21:24:09 GMT -5
Got another message but I am not telling you. Attention whore! Eat your  out...lalala Curiosity killed the...oops...no satisfaction oops oops oops...  Another day another message. Stay tuned. Do not go anywhere. We will be back. With more news. On this channel. Ryan Seacrest...and American Something! |
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