swamp
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THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS!!!!!!!
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Post by swamp on Feb 27, 2014 19:01:47 GMT -5
Adopt a weird-looking dog with a goofy personality from the pound. S/he will make you laugh every day and will always be thrilled when you come home. I was going to suggest donuts, but you already got Canadian donuts, which didn't seem to help. You could buy shoes. Or a new Coach bag. Or a new car. New cars always cheer me up. Holy crap, I've had 3 cars in the last year. Are you trying to kill me?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2014 19:14:19 GMT -5
Hookers and blow til it stops.
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dannylion
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Gravity is a harsh mistress
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Post by dannylion on Feb 27, 2014 19:42:52 GMT -5
Adopt a weird-looking dog with a goofy personality from the pound. S/he will make you laugh every day and will always be thrilled when you come home. I was going to suggest donuts, but you already got Canadian donuts, which didn't seem to help. You could buy shoes. Or a new Coach bag. Or a new car. New cars always cheer me up. Holy crap, I've had 3 cars in the last year. Are you trying to kill me? Sorry. It seemed like a good idea. New cars are shiny.
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grits
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Post by grits on Feb 27, 2014 20:26:37 GMT -5
Well, sister of my mother, take your own mother's advice, and stop walking around all day with your butt on your shoulders.
Here Swampie, have some triple fudge Ghiradelli brownies.
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Jake 48
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keeping the faith
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Post by Jake 48 on Feb 27, 2014 20:29:34 GMT -5
Hookers and blow til it stops.
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grits
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Post by grits on Feb 27, 2014 20:32:24 GMT -5
Ride with Snoopy to fight the Red Baron. Then, go for a root beer float. Sing some WW1 songs, and you'll feel better.
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KaraBoo
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Post by KaraBoo on Feb 27, 2014 23:26:28 GMT -5
All I have to say is if I am paying for a trip to Bora Bora, I'd better get to go along. I suggest a YM girls' weekend no husbands or kids allowed. How did this suggestion not get more notice...I'm in...but I don't have any kids to leave behind...do I have to borrow some to abandon?? I have 4 - so 3 are available to borrow to abandon for whoever wants one. I don't think they'll mind - I was planning on abandoning them for Bora Bora anyway......
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Wisconsin Beth
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Feb 28, 2014 8:50:29 GMT -5
All I have to say is if I am paying for a trip to Bora Bora, I'd better get to go along. I suggest a YM girls' weekend no husbands or kids allowed. How did this suggestion not get more notice...I'm in...but I don't have any kids to leave behind...do I have to borrow some to abandon?? You have 1/2 of a dog - that's got to count for something!
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Wisconsin Beth
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Feb 28, 2014 8:51:59 GMT -5
Ride with Snoopy to fight the Red Baron. Then, go for a root beer float. Sing some WW1 songs, and you'll feel better. And then go write the world's greatest manuscript "It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a shot rang out. The maid screamed." That's all I can recall of Snoopy's opus.
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GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl
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"How you win matters." Ender, Ender's Game
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Post by GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl on Feb 28, 2014 13:30:30 GMT -5
I was in Ohio and West Virginia this past week. Ohio and West Virginia have Timmy's. I did not get a chance to partake. My life sucks more than yours.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2014 13:36:06 GMT -5
Miss Tequila came up my way for a visit and she has never tried Timmy's either. She said that she doesn't want to know because she can't get it back home. So I had to find a DD for her. Actually, I think it's smart!
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justme
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Post by justme on Feb 28, 2014 13:46:26 GMT -5
Do what you want. Throw caution to the wind and go for it. Just don't throw poop to the wind.
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swamp
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THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS!!!!!!!
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Post by swamp on Feb 28, 2014 13:47:06 GMT -5
Do what you want. Throw caution to the wind and go for it. Just don't throw poop to the wind. especially when you're down wind.
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Jaguar
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Fear does not stop death. It stops life.
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Post by Jaguar on Feb 28, 2014 15:17:33 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2014 16:07:07 GMT -5
How fun flinging your poop will be depends largely on the status on the Bristol Scale of Poopiness.... LOL
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2014 16:12:13 GMT -5
I figured out how we can all fix our lives here. We need an icon that throws poop. Then, when people are clearly talking out of their ass, we can throw poop!
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swamp
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THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS!!!!!!!
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Post by swamp on Feb 28, 2014 20:52:42 GMT -5
Ok, I really need help. It's Friday night. I'm in bed, alone in my fleece pants and college sweatshirt. DH is at work. Kids are in bed. Im looking forward to being asleep by 9:30. And I'm happy about this. Who am I and where did I come from?
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Jaguar
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Post by Jaguar on Feb 28, 2014 21:02:58 GMT -5
Mars has women.
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