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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Feb 27, 2014 16:14:12 GMT -5
Put some Windex on it.
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InsertCoolName
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Post by InsertCoolName on Feb 27, 2014 16:15:57 GMT -5
Yes, you will be able to see clearly after that
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Wisconsin Beth
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Feb 27, 2014 16:16:41 GMT -5
I know this is stalkerish but I read other people's advice and my answer is based on that. Go to the circus and feed the clowns to the lions. Take the now well fed lions and have them watch next client take a big from a high bridge (be carefuk where you stand while watching this). Next leave client and lions behind and fly to Bora Bora where you drink all the wine and girlie drinks you like, while wiggling your toes in the sand. Then sleep it off in a hammock in the shade with small interuptions by hot kilt guy to keep you widrated (verb adjusted to reflect apprpriate liquid) and amused. Shane has volunteerd to pay for it all. I think that just about sums it up right I Joss
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THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS!!!!!!!
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Post by swamp on Feb 27, 2014 16:16:54 GMT -5
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Post by cktc on Feb 27, 2014 16:18:44 GMT -5
Take a multivitamin and wear sunscreen.
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lexxy703
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Post by lexxy703 on Feb 27, 2014 16:22:04 GMT -5
Go on a shoe shopping spree. New shoes fix everything.
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kittensaver
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Post by kittensaver on Feb 27, 2014 16:22:14 GMT -5
I vote for the boob job. And a boy toy
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2014 16:23:00 GMT -5
I can only give advice on poop, since I am clearly a stoner.
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NomoreDramaQ1015
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Feb 27, 2014 16:25:32 GMT -5
I'm the addict's wife so I vote take some meth. After all Paul proved it's just like taking Adderall so what's the big deal?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2014 16:26:43 GMT -5
We could take drugs and talk about poop - the best of both worlds.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2014 16:30:24 GMT -5
Ditch the husband, sell the kids, and run off with Colleenz's hottie contractor... Sloppy seconds? I want me a virgin. And one that can hear the washing machine buzzer. I guess need to be a lesbian. Probably not a virgin (at least not if I get to him first). But here.
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muttleynfelix
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Post by muttleynfelix on Feb 27, 2014 16:37:11 GMT -5
Just don't let you poop go type 7. You can wind up in the hospital with that.
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Post by Jaguar on Feb 27, 2014 16:37:23 GMT -5
What the bleep did you do to yourself now ? It's that time of the month. Treat yourself to a bag of Cheetos's or whatever it is you love.
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Feb 27, 2014 16:38:55 GMT -5
HOW DID WE GET TO PAGE 3 WITHOUT ONE MENTION OF CHEETOS?! we're slipping
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Wisconsin Beth
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Feb 27, 2014 16:40:31 GMT -5
HOW DID WE GET TO PAGE 3 WITHOUT ONE MENTION OF CHEETOS?! we're slipping Well, I'm distracted by Bora Bora and now Thor so don't blame me!
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Feb 27, 2014 16:48:08 GMT -5
HOW DID WE GET TO PAGE 3 WITHOUT ONE MENTION OF CHEETOS?! we're slipping Well, I'm distracted by Bora Bora and now Thor so don't blame me! I blame Swamp, she's the one with the screwed life, so it's her fault right?
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Wisconsin Beth
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Feb 27, 2014 16:54:40 GMT -5
Alright, I'm out of here. Time to go pick up the kidlets and get ready for yoga.
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Post by dannylion on Feb 27, 2014 17:11:56 GMT -5
Adopt a weird-looking dog with a goofy personality from the pound. S/he will make you laugh every day and will always be thrilled when you come home.
I was going to suggest donuts, but you already got Canadian donuts, which didn't seem to help.
You could buy shoes. Or a new Coach bag. Or a new car. New cars always cheer me up.
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hurley1980
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Post by hurley1980 on Feb 27, 2014 17:15:20 GMT -5
Spend your money on things you insist you need, even though you don't need them and cant afford them. Then avoid spending money on the things you really need and probably can afford but are too money savy to buy them.
This should fix all of your problems.
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Jaguar
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Post by Jaguar on Feb 27, 2014 17:16:57 GMT -5
Spend your money on things you insist you need, even though you don't need them and cant afford them. Then avoid spending money on the things you really need and probably can afford but are too money savy to buy them.
This should fix all of your problems. Or drive you crazy.
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Post by Shooby on Feb 27, 2014 17:20:14 GMT -5
Buy a crappy VW van. Tell your family you are going to go find yourself and drive out to Colorado ASAP to buy some legal weed!
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Post by tskeeter on Feb 27, 2014 17:24:57 GMT -5
I did that for 15 years. See where it got me? You been takin da wrong kind of lessons. You want da ones where dey got a can of Brasso sittin on da chair nex to da door. Well, maybe not. Pays about the same and you've got to deal with the same clients. Only up side is you save on the gym membership.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2014 17:51:14 GMT -5
It's useless to even respond to you cause you are not going to appreciate the brilliance of the answer I give you and do exactly what I tell you whether you like it or not. If you are not going to turn your life over to faceless internet characters I don't see why you even bother posting. Oh ya, your mother's ugly and dresses you funny too.
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Post by shanendoah on Feb 27, 2014 18:11:53 GMT -5
All I have to say is if I am paying for a trip to Bora Bora, I'd better get to go along. I suggest a YM girls' weekend no husbands or kids allowed.
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Post by Shooby on Feb 27, 2014 18:12:09 GMT -5
Do what you want. Throw caution to the wind and go for it.
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sesfw
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Post by sesfw on Feb 27, 2014 18:13:39 GMT -5
And then I stopped at Timmy's and got a donut on the way home.
Just one? .... And you didn't share?
Now I wanna go to store and get one.
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Post by shanendoah on Feb 27, 2014 18:14:00 GMT -5
Otherwise, I suggest cuddling with a sleeping Beagle. Awake Beagles are kind of a PITA, but sleeping Beagles are cute and cuddly and soft... And now I'm thinking I should just curl up next to my sleeping Beagle and take a nap.
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midjd
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Post by midjd on Feb 27, 2014 18:28:07 GMT -5
Run away to Mexico.
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Post by Rocky Mtn Saver on Feb 27, 2014 18:29:04 GMT -5
But... the cucarachas!
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Post by midjd on Feb 27, 2014 18:30:07 GMT -5
But... the cucarachas! Learn to play "La Cucaracha" on a tin flute. I hear that draws them out.
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