Vent and head pats requested

[Deleted]

So I started work last month (the 16th) for the state and just got my first paycheck but it has been one headache after another with HR.
So, my health insurance has not started because "oh it take awhile for different systems to work together" BS. My union dues AND my pension deposit went through and those are on the same system as the health insurance, the difference? She did not enter in my health insurance stuff till LAST week! And, on top of that, I finally checked my husband's pay stub and the bloody foundation has not taken me OFF!!! So, I realize the HR person for that never responded to me, mmmm, did he respond to my HR person (they work in cubical across from each other), NOPE, oh and he did not respond to my husband.
So I call and the dumbass is out of the office and the one covering is like, "well I don't have access to his emails and he has been out for a while". Well has he been out since the 17th of last month? "No". Well then I should have gotten a response from dumbass and this should be DONE. We have an IRS deadline on this kind of stuff and I know from other employees that he has let it laps before. "I don't think we have the form" (my husband sent it in TWICE) from the person covering for Dumbass. He had to send it in twice because their fax was not working and when he emailed it, Dumbass said it could only be faxed not email. What is the bloody difference? So, he sent it inter-office mail. According to the mail people, it did there.
GAHHHHHHHHHH

Oh, and Dumbass is the same one that took over 6 months to get my husband's W-4 correctly filed (granted my husband did not do what I would have done and gone up there but still!).

[mizbear]

rant away

And head pats for not hurting someone

I have little tolerance for incompetence

[Deleted]

Feb 13, 2014 13:21:45 GMT -5 mizbear said:

rant away

And head pats for not hurting someone

I have little tolerance for incompetence

Husband's HR, not mine and he is out of my reach right now..... he is damn ass lucky.

[Deleted]

FUCK!!!  They did lose it.

[haapai]

Tell us when you need for us to grab you and sit on you.  We'll be there for you. 

[Wisconsin Beth]

Feb 13, 2014 14:23:06 GMT -5 haapai said:

Tell us when you need for us to grab you and sit on you.  We'll be there for you. 

(Beth's bad angel sticks her head out to whisper "there's several perfectly good frEEzers in EE for dead body removal...")

[mizbear]

I say we sit on the HR people and let gin have em...

[Deleted]

Feb 13, 2014 14:32:00 GMT -5 Wisconsin Beth said:

Feb 13, 2014 14:23:06 GMT -5 haapai said:

Tell us when you need for us to grab you and sit on you.  We'll be there for you. 

(Beth's bad angel sticks her head out to whisper "there's several perfectly good frEEzers in EE for dead body removal...")

I have a medical waste incinerator on campus .....

[haapai]

Now ladies, murdering dumbass and hiding the body is quite counterproductive.  The state will never replace him unless they find the body. 

[Martivir]

According to DH a double cheeseburger from Five Guys makes everything better. For me it's a slice of pumpkin pie from the Olympic. But rant away. I wonder if it's the same guy that left DH's company a few years ago? The one they nicknamed Useless. He didn't do a damn thing on time and lost half the crap he needed to do his job on a regular basis. 

[Deleted]

Feb 13, 2014 15:09:24 GMT -5 haapai said:

Now ladies, murdering dumbass and hiding the body is quite counterproductive.  The state will never replace him unless they find the body. 

They have someone covering him right now, and he is a little better.... I think. 

[Deleted]

Feb 13, 2014 15:26:29 GMT -5 Martivir said:

According to DH a double cheeseburger from Five Guys makes everything better. For me it's a slice of pumpkin pie from the Olympic. But rant away. I wonder if it's the same guy that left DH's company a few years ago? The one they nicknamed Useless. He didn't do a damn thing on time and lost half the crap he needed to do his job on a regular basis. 

Had chocolate, did not work.

[mizbear]

You could go fried green tomatoes on him... they would eventually replace him for job abandonment during manpower shortage and high unemployment

[NastyWoman]

Feb 13, 2014 15:29:35 GMT -5 @gin1984 said:

Feb 13, 2014 15:26:29 GMT -5 Martivir said:

According to DH a double cheeseburger from Five Guys makes everything better. For me it's a slice of pumpkin pie from the Olympic. But rant away. I wonder if it's the same guy that left DH's company a few years ago? The one they nicknamed Useless. He didn't do a damn thing on time and lost half the crap he needed to do his job on a regular basis. 

Had chocolate, did not work.

Try wine; lots of wine. That should do the trick...

[Shooby]

Let me give first quarter qualify by saying there are some great HR people. Now let me say that in MY personal experience HR is the land where unskilled people wind up with so called professional jobs.

[stimpy]

*head pats*

[Deleted]

Feb 18, 2014 20:31:53 GMT -5 stimpy said:

*head pats*

Awww, thanks Stimpy.