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mollyanna58
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Post by mollyanna58 on Feb 1, 2014 10:31:58 GMT -5
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Post by mmhmm on Feb 1, 2014 10:38:34 GMT -5
ROFL! Too funny!
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Post by Knee Deep in Water Chloe on Feb 1, 2014 10:40:53 GMT -5
Here heeee!
is that site like "The Onion"?
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Knee Deep in Water Chloe
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Post by Knee Deep in Water Chloe on Feb 1, 2014 10:41:36 GMT -5
And, yes, I just assumed you knew what that is because it's American.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2014 10:42:01 GMT -5
Here heeee! is that site like "The Onion"? Ya
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Miss Tequila
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Post by Miss Tequila on Feb 1, 2014 14:14:58 GMT -5
Lol!
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Post by weltschmerz on Feb 1, 2014 16:54:56 GMT -5
And......... Our fastest-growing sport is axe-throwing.
(I actually want to try that. It looks like a blast. Imagine getting so good, you can hit someone between the eyes with an axe from 30 feet away.)
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Sum Dum Gai
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Feb 1, 2014 18:33:05 GMT -5
Axe throwing... pussies. There's a bar in Las Vegas that built a custom enclosed arena thing for semiautomatic pistol duels. They use real Glock pistols, and full body protective gear like SWAT teams wear. God bless 'merica!
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weltschmerz
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Post by weltschmerz on Feb 1, 2014 18:43:36 GMT -5
Axe throwing... pussies. There's a bar in Las Vegas that built a custom enclosed arena thing for semiautomatic pistol duels. They use real Glock pistols, and full body protective gear like SWAT teams wear. God bless 'merica! Pistols are for pussies. Pistols while wearing protective gear are for baby pussies.
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Sum Dum Gai
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Feb 1, 2014 19:35:18 GMT -5
At least they're shooting at each other. Throwing axes at logs is for the sperm that loses the race to become a baby .
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ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Feb 1, 2014 19:42:06 GMT -5
I liked the name they used for the RCMP Mountie (Tom Canuk) - priceless!!
To be a true Canuck, you have to be able to toss the axes while simultaneously doing ice-carving with a chain-saw.
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weltschmerz
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Post by weltschmerz on Feb 1, 2014 20:05:43 GMT -5
At least they're shooting at each other. Throwing axes at logs is for the sperm that loses the race to become a baby . Pfft! Sounds like Paintball.
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Sum Dum Gai
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Feb 1, 2014 20:09:52 GMT -5
Even if it was paintball that's manlier than throwing hand tools at stationary targets.
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Sum Dum Gai
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Feb 1, 2014 21:12:57 GMT -5
I've thrown axes before actually. They're easier than throwing knives. Tougher to aim, but you stick the target with the business end more often.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2014 14:04:30 GMT -5
Where these threads go amazes me.
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Virgil Showlion
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Feb 2, 2014 15:22:05 GMT -5
I have a gun that shoots out rabid wolverines with axes tied to their tails and-- Well. No. Not... not really. I just wanted to show everyone that I'm cool too.
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Feb 2, 2014 17:02:57 GMT -5
I have a gun that shoots out rabid wolverines with axes tied to their tails and-- Well. No. Not... not really. I just wanted to show everyone that I'm cool too. That's not what makes you cool. What kind of vehicle do you drive?
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Post by Jaguar on Feb 2, 2014 17:09:39 GMT -5
I have a gun that shoots out rabid wolverines with axes tied to their tails and-- Well. No. Not... not really. I just wanted to show everyone that I'm cool too.
Being cool is so overrated.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2014 17:15:53 GMT -5
Being cool...on a thread about the cold winter...get it?
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Jaguar
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Post by Jaguar on Feb 2, 2014 17:18:58 GMT -5
I'm just back from being out in the mess from yesterday and last night, my humor has gone South.
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Post by Artemis Windsong on Feb 2, 2014 18:20:19 GMT -5
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Virgil Showlion
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Feb 2, 2014 18:21:25 GMT -5
I have a gun that shoots out rabid wolverines with axes tied to their tails and-- Well. No. Not... not really. I just wanted to show everyone that I'm cool too. That's not what makes you cool. What kind of vehicle do you drive? I drive a TRUCK! And not some sissy half-ton truck with 3-digit horsepower. One of those 30-ton oil sands trucks for hauling bitumen. And instead of tires, it has four smaller trucks welded into the wheel wells. Virgil's Truck (Artist's Conception)
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Jaguar
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Post by Jaguar on Feb 2, 2014 19:03:39 GMT -5
That's not what makes you cool. What kind of vehicle do you drive? I drive a TRUCK! And not some sissy half-ton truck with 3-digit horsepower. One of those 30-ton oil sands trucks for hauling bitumen. And instead of tires, it has four smaller trucks welded into the wheel wells. Virgil's Truck ( Artist's Virgil's Conception)
FIXED it for you cause I'm nice like that, sometimes.
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Wisconsin Beth
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Feb 3, 2014 10:47:31 GMT -5
That's not what makes you cool. What kind of vehicle do you drive? I drive a TRUCK! And not some sissy half-ton truck with 3-digit horsepower. One of those 30-ton oil sands trucks for hauling bitumen. And instead of tires, it has four smaller trucks welded into the wheel wells. Virgil's Truck (Artist's Conception) I'm now wondering which freaking Decepticon that turns into.
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