I want to hire a butler

[Chocolate Lover]

Ted Turner still alive?

[dannylion]

Jan 31, 2014 16:07:24 GMT -5 NancysSummerSip said:

Jan 31, 2014 16:01:59 GMT -5 dannylion said:

Some guy who shows up in your hotel suite in nothing but tassels and a hat is not a butler.  "Butler" may not mean what you think it means.

What kind of hat?

If it's the same one Pharrell Williams wore to the Grammy Awards, is it still sexy as long as the rest of him wears just the tassels?

It would take weapons-grade tassels to overcome that hat.  So, no.  

[NancysSummerSip]

Jan 31, 2014 16:25:00 GMT -5 dannylion said:

Jan 31, 2014 16:07:24 GMT -5 NancysSummerSip said:

If it's the same one Pharrell Williams wore to the Grammy Awards, is it still sexy as long as the rest of him wears just the tassels?

It would take weapons-grade tassels to overcome that hat.  So, no.  

So, you're saying he'd have to cover his guns with guns. I'm liking the picture.

[doxieluvr]

Jan 31, 2014 15:58:24 GMT -5 Sum Dum Gai said:

So don't get 90 meals.  Even you should be able to make a bowl of cereal, or a pot of oatmeal.  Get the personal chef to make dinners.  And your $400 a month in groceries isn't everything you spend on food.  You'd have to add your eating out money as well.  If you have a personal chef making every single meal you don't need to eat out again like ever, so add that however many hundreds it is.

You said you guys eat out or get take out almost every night.  That's gotta add up to a pretty penny.

We spend $400 a month on eating total. Thats groceries and dining out.

[Sum Dum Gai]

We spend $400 a month on eating total. Thats groceries and dining out.

Oh, you meant $400 in Doxie math.  

Slacker.  I found a coupon for a personal chef on my iPhone.  We spend $200 a month for all meals and snacks, and that includes the shopping which the chef does.  It's awesome.

[NancysSummerSip]

If there is a technical college with a cooking school near you, this could be another source for hiring a personal chef. They may not be full-fledged graduates yet, but their skills can use a workout, they can use the money and you can pretty easily check their credentials (such as making sure they have their ServSafe Certification, etc.)

[hoops902]

Doxie spends "$400" a month on eating total the way I spend "$20" when my wife asks how much I spent at the casino.  Maybe I'll go to the casino tonight after I finish working all the way until "5:00".

[doxieluvr]

No really we spend $400 in total. December is was only $300.

[hoops902]

Jan 31, 2014 17:24:15 GMT -5 doxieluvr said:

No really we spend $400 in total. December is was only $300.

Good!  You must have cut back substantially on your eating out.  And your DH must have cut back on all his little trips to the convenience store during work.

Though I can't help but wonder if you're really tracking spending in terms of his convenience store purchases, lunches out you might be having, the random trip to McDonalds, etc.  If you're now doing that kind of detailed tracking and still only coming out to $300-$400 spent...that would be a big step to getting your budget down.

[Sum Dum Gai]

No really we spend $400 in total. December is was only $300.

I believe you.  I live in a medium high cost area as well and we only spend $9.43 per day to feed us all.  I could cut it down some but we love sushi, and I only get our meat at real butcher shops.

[Peace Of Mind]

I once had a Butler.  But I ended up firing him. 

I came home late one night and found him in the living room. Since he was still there I approached him and requested that he remove my dress, so the butler removed my dress.  Then I asked him to remove my bra, which he did.  Then I asked him to remove my panties.

After he did that I told him to never dress in my clothes again. 

[doxieluvr]

Jan 31, 2014 17:30:01 GMT -5 hoops902 said:

Jan 31, 2014 17:24:15 GMT -5 doxieluvr said:

No really we spend $400 in total. December is was only $300.

Good!  You must have cut back substantially on your eating out.  And your DH must have cut back on all his little trips to the convenience store during work.

Though I can't help but wonder if you're really tracking spending in terms of his convenience store purchases, lunches out you might be having, the random trip to McDonalds, etc.  If you're now doing that kind of detailed tracking and still only coming out to $300-$400 spent...that would be a big step to getting your budget down.

Food is either groceries which is anything bought at the grocery store, and dining out is restaurants, carryout and anything bought in convenience stores. I keep a tally of each purchase on my budget spreadsheet but I dont keep tally of the details of what we bought.

We have been coming in at $400 or less consistently for a year.

[mamasita99]

Jan 31, 2014 14:16:54 GMT -5 tloonya said:

Jan 31, 2014 14:07:17 GMT -5 resolution said:

I vote for buying your husband a tux and telling him that you think it's sexy when he opens doors for you. 

I don't want a taxed butler.
I am envisioning one in suite with tassels and hat.

I wanted to show you the picture and I had typed it  into google and LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
www.google.com/search?q=butler&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=FPXrUpq9Lu2MyAGci4H4Ag&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1366&bih=673
...and I will cook for him and my husband will open doors etc. whatever he wants... -drool-I think...

I think this is the first loony thread I've replied to, but damn, I'll split the butler with you! I'm looking more for him to make "deposits' for procreation  Hours are flexible, he just has to be available certain days of the month.

[tloonya]

Jan 31, 2014 15:30:57 GMT -5 NoNamePerson said:

Jan 31, 2014 13:46:19 GMT -5 ArchietheDragon said:

Can I date your butler?

Hell, I want to marry her butler 

Hey If it is legal in your state I would provide...potatoeLVR avatar blown up size of the marriage parlor! if yu know what I mean (sloppy butt or lopsided balls pic)

[tloonya]

Jan 31, 2014 16:45:47 GMT -5 doxieluvr said:

Jan 31, 2014 15:58:24 GMT -5 Sum Dum Gai said:

So don't get 90 meals.  Even you should be able to make a bowl of cereal, or a pot of oatmeal.  Get the personal chef to make dinners.  And your $400 a month in groceries isn't everything you spend on food.  You'd have to add your eating out money as well.  If you have a personal chef making every single meal you don't need to eat out again like ever, so add that however many hundreds it is.

You said you guys eat out or get take out almost every night.  That's gotta add up to a pretty penny.

We spend $400 a month on eating total. Thats groceries and dining out.

I just made a poem (I didn;t know I have more talent I thought I have)
Doxie!
You
NOT
ALLOWED
To
EAT
OUT!!!!!

[tloonya]

Jan 31, 2014 17:39:13 GMT -5 Sum Dum Gai said:

No really we spend $400 in total. December is was only $300.

I believe you.  I live in a medium high cost area as well and we only spend $9.43 per day to feed us all.  I could cut it down some but we love sushi, and I only get our meat at real butcher shops.

I supposed you can't eat toys? Unlike me who can eat everythig in my store...ever though of selling veggies and fruits and than some?

[tloonya]

Jan 31, 2014 17:59:49 GMT -5 Peace Of Mind said:

I once had a Butler.  But I ended up firing him. 

I came home late one night and found him in the living room. Since he was still there I approached him and requested that he remove my dress, so the butler removed my dress.  Then I asked him to remove my bra, which he did.  Then I asked him to remove my panties.

After he did that I told him to never dress in my clothes again. 

Hon, next time hire butler that is not your size...get a huge dude with lil balls and you will NEVER see him in your bra! Hide your flowery shower cap and you will be...forever buddies!
pssss...do you really have butler boobs?

[tloonya]

Jan 31, 2014 20:01:02 GMT -5 mamasita99 said:

Jan 31, 2014 14:16:54 GMT -5 tloonya said:

I don't want a taxed butler.
I am envisioning one in suite with tassels and hat.

I wanted to show you the picture and I had typed it  into google and LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
www.google.com/search?q=butler&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=FPXrUpq9Lu2MyAGci4H4Ag&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1366&bih=673
...and I will cook for him and my husband will open doors etc. whatever he wants... -drool-I think...

I think this is the first loony thread I've replied to, but damn, I'll split the butler with you! I'm looking more for him to make "deposits' for procreation  Hours are flexible, he just has to be available certain days of the month.

i am glad you had responded...because I have some news for you looking at your avatar...it is not how you get pregnant...tonge in not gonna do it...there are other parts involved  pm me, I will help.

[Shooby]

If you pay enough money you can have anything you want , including this.

[HoneyBBQ]

Jan 31, 2014 16:48:02 GMT -5 Sum Dum Gai said:

We spend $400 a month on eating total. Thats groceries and dining out.

Oh, you meant $400 in Doxie math.  

Slacker.  I found a coupon for a personal chef on my iPhone.  We spend $200 a month for all meals and snacks, and that includes the shopping which the chef does.  It's awesome.

Don't forget her son doesn't eat and they split one meal at Chik-fil-a 3 ways and use a coupon.

Also don't forget the $400 doesn't include food stamps or WIC or whatever assistance she's getting from the state of Maryland.

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

Good! You must have cut back substantially on your eating out. And your DH must have cut back on all his little trips to the convenience store during work.

Don't be silly - she doesn't figure all that stuff into her $400/mo food budget.


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[Sum Dum Gai]

Jan 31, 2014 21:50:05 GMT -5 tloonya said:

I supposed you can't eat toys? Unlike me who can eat everythig in my store...ever though of selling veggies and fruits and than some?

Nope, margins suck on food, the permits and stuff are a pain in the ass, and ordering stuff every other day is a lot of work.

[doxieluvr]

Feb 1, 2014 0:52:51 GMT -5 HoneyBBQ said:

Jan 31, 2014 16:48:02 GMT -5 Sum Dum Gai said:

Oh, you meant $400 in Doxie math.  

Slacker.  I found a coupon for a personal chef on my iPhone.  We spend $200 a month for all meals and snacks, and that includes the shopping which the chef does.  It's awesome.

Don't forget her son doesn't eat and they split one meal at Chik-fil-a 3 ways and use a coupon.

Also don't forget the $400 doesn't include food stamps or WIC or whatever assistance she's getting from the state of Maryland.

We do use coupons, lots of coupons as a matter of fact. We ate at Chick fil a last night for $8. All four of us, because we use coupons. 

We do get wic, which is like $40 a month. Not really much, so we get $440 in food a month. However we do not get food stamps. 

[tloonya]

I wouldn't call THAT - 'eating out'...