I honestly laughed until I cried!

[Deleted]

I don't think you have to be a dog lover to get it.

distractify.com/fun/fails/dogs-who-are-shamelessly-proud-of-what-they-just-did/

[Sharon]

That is so funny. 

[Jaguar]

Yes that's funny.

[Nazgul Girl]

   What wonderful puppy faces.   I can't believe that some of those faces are attached to dogs that committed some of those deeds !!   I did once own a dog that ate part of the couch, and also had a Dachshund that would only chew up the heel of a shoe or two, but still ruin them.  

[busymom]

Oh no!!!!  Doraaaaa!  

[constanz22]

I saw this on FB.  Oh boy, did I see some of my little crazy fur babies in some of them!!  I was laughing so hard, I cried too!

[steff]

I'm a cat person & I have tears running down from laughing so hard. 

[Timberwolf]

I liked the one about decapitating the patron saint of animals .

[Deleted]

I liked them all.

[MarleyKeezy78]

<img text="" alt=" " src="http://syonidv.hodginsmedia.com/vsmileys/rofl.gif">Assholes!!! Our dog used to get turkey farts around Thanksgiving and OMG that could clear a room!

[Peace Of Mind]

  Those were hilarious and I literally  LOL'd at most of them!  The hedgehog really cracked me up especially with the "LOL" at the end but too many of them were my favorites. 

And the book of poo and the pup needing AA (and what it stood for) and some of those pup's expressions!     

[kilroy]

I was looking at these in bed last night and I woke DH up with my giggling. Then he laughed at them, too.

[zibazinski]

OMG!

[MarleyKeezy78]

If you want some more funny stories check out the comments on sugar free gummy bears on Amazon. I don't know how to post links but that shit is funny!!! You will waste a afternoon reading about what these do to people!   Sorry, back to laughing at the dogs

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"If you want some more funny stories check out the comments on sugar free gummy bears on Amazon."

OMG! I am laughing so hard I am in tears!!!

[Deleted]

Can you give us a link bunny?

[Deleted]

Here is one:

"Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!

First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.

BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.

Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.

But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.

AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.

I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.

I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands.

Silly woman. All of the same for her, and a phone call from her while on the toilet (because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell) telling me she really wished she would have listened. I think she was crying.

Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump.

If you order these, best of luck to you. And please, don't post a video review during the aftershocks. "

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www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=sr_1_2_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

[NomoreDramaQ1015]

Several or those fit my dogs to a T.  Leonard used to eat poop.  The vet suggested I go out and sprinkle hot sauce on the poop to discourage him from eating it.  I told DH about it and he said hell no, it's bad enough the dog eats poop we're not going to season it for him.

[mollyanna58]

I've seen most of these before on one of my time-wasters: dogshaming.com 

The face on the dog who eats bunny poop

[HoneyBBQ]

I love dogshaming. 

[alabamagal]

My puppy (aka destructo puppy) could be on there.

I have a pic of here sitting in the middle of my favorite cookbook shredded to pieces.  She got to 3 books total, on 3 different days.

Do you know what a 6 pack of paper towels shredded to pieces on a kitchen floor looks like?  I do!

[MarleyKeezy78]

Thanks for posting the link for that! OMG I am in tears all over again 

[Opti]

I actually felt bad for most of the dogs because they had expressions
saying they knew they were being shamed. The one I felt the worst
for was the poor brother dog that was being peed on. The owners really
should give that brother dog to somewhere it won't bullied for its entire
life. It was much smaller than the other dog which is common in stressed
animals that dominant animals bully.



The vaseline and the pooping in the vent really took the romance out
 of dog ownership.   The sugar free Gummy stories were funny.
I used to occasionally eat some sugar free chocolate and I learned
early on my limit was 1/4 to 1/3 of the bar per day.  

[shanendoah]

Dogs eating poop is funny, until said dog then throws up the poop. 

It is the only time in all of our lives cleaning up after dogs that C and I had to keep switching off on cleanup duty.

[GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl]

Please, please, please do not share that link with DH.

We are getting closer to adding a dog to our family.

DH is only 75% in agreement at the moment.  I fear we'll lose his support altogether if he sees even one of those signs.