tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Dec 7, 2013 14:29:09 GMT -5
2 adults went on vacation.
One smudged vaselin on another's door knob.
In return another one put vaselin into first one's key hole.
As a result first one got upgraded to a Penthouse (there was nothing else to offer by Hotel management so...sweet!)
I see it as an act of vandalism because hotel will have to change the whole electronic lock.
Mind you both are almost 50 y/old men. What would you say if this story was told to you by someone you know?
But boy, the one who broke the lock was pissed because his friend got such an accomodation!!!!!  |
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Tennesseer
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Post by Tennesseer on Dec 7, 2013 17:34:57 GMT -5
"One smudged vaselin on another's door knob.
In return another one put vaselin into first one's key hole."
Sex escapades during these two guys' honeymoon? |
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Sum Dum Gai
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Dec 7, 2013 22:03:24 GMT -5
If somebody I knew told me a story about him vacationing with another guy and they both brought Vaseline to smear on each other's knob and lock I'd tell him that I accept him no matter what, but I really don't need that kind of detail on his personal sexual habits. Or I'd stuff my fingers in my ears and start shouting TMI over and over as soon as he got to the smearing Vaseline on his buddies knob part. One of the two. |
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zibazinski
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Post by zibazinski on Dec 8, 2013 8:09:32 GMT -5
We met on vacation with a gay couple from Tennessee. The one guy is a huge deal at a church. He keeps a very low profile at home but when he isn't, he drinks, is loud and is very "out." I think this is how he reconciles his two lives.
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Dec 8, 2013 16:39:15 GMT -5
Knobs and keyholes...I think Loony has come up with a new set of words to explain the whole birds and bees thing.  |
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Dec 8, 2013 17:42:15 GMT -5
Knobs and keyholes...I think Loony has come up with a new set of words to explain the whole birds and bees thing. Well...they all straight and were with their wifes. Kides were left home (for those who wondering). I had just omitt that because I had NO idea you would be going there. |
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Dec 8, 2013 20:25:32 GMT -5
Knobs and keyholes...I think Loony has come up with a new set of words to explain the whole birds and bees thing. Well...they all straight and were with their wifes. Kides were left home (for those who wondering). I had just omitt that because I had NO idea you would be going there.I didn't go there, at least not alone. If you notice the other posts, I had some company. |
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