tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Nov 22, 2013 15:49:57 GMT -5
She is old mean french bat! I had told her of more than I care to remember. She keeps coming back, she loves arguing with me. And I started to appreciate it...until last year she came back with opened and eaten cottage cheese which she brought back because she 'meant to take another one'. I literally showed her my long finger thinking she isn't coming back. No hecking way! She showed up like nothing had happened and started to flirt with my husband. 80 old...slut? Whatever. Last straw was when she bought eggs and came back in 5 min saying they were broken. My manager let her exchange and I took broken box home, I needed eggs anyway. I was livid when I had opened box and saw a LEAF from the freaking street stuck to the egg! She is coming tomorrow...should I get physical?  |
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Nov 22, 2013 15:58:34 GMT -5
She is old mean french bat! I had told her of more than I care to remember. She keeps coming back, she loves arguing with me. And I started to appreciate it...until last year she came back with opened and eaten cottage cheese which she brought back because she 'meant to take another one'. I literally showed her my long finger thinking she isn't coming back. No hecking way! She showed up like nothing had happened and started to flirt with my husband. 80 old...slut? Whatever. Last straw was when she bought eggs and came back in 5 min saying they were broken. My manager let her exchange and I took broken box home, I needed eggs anyway. I was livid when I had opened box and saw a LEAF from the freaking street stuck to the egg! She is coming tomorrow... should I get physical? Assume the old French bat slut is armed - I'd say no. |
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alabamagal
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Post by alabamagal on Nov 22, 2013 16:03:49 GMT -5
Learn to say "I'm sorry, but I don't think that there is anything we can do to help you."
And "Please stay away from my husband"
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Nov 22, 2013 16:07:33 GMT -5
She is old mean french bat! I had told her of more than I care to remember. She keeps coming back, she loves arguing with me. And I started to appreciate it...until last year she came back with opened and eaten cottage cheese which she brought back because she 'meant to take another one'. I literally showed her my long finger thinking she isn't coming back. No hecking way! She showed up like nothing had happened and started to flirt with my husband. 80 old...slut? Whatever. Last straw was when she bought eggs and came back in 5 min saying they were broken. My manager let her exchange and I took broken box home, I needed eggs anyway. I was livid when I had opened box and saw a LEAF from the freaking street stuck to the egg! She is coming tomorrow... should I get physical? Assume the old French bat slut is armed - I'd say no. You love me...awww  |
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NomoreDramaQ1015
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Nov 22, 2013 16:08:29 GMT -5
 When she walks in yell "Begone old mean french slut bat!" Then throw tomatoes at her. Deduct tomatoes as a business expense.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Nov 22, 2013 16:13:11 GMT -5
French bat slut vs. French slut bat
I'm trying to picture what this biddy looks like. I'm guessing a cross between the Wicked Witch of the West, Faye Dunaway in Mommie Dearest and a bit of Kathy Bates from Misery added in for good measure.
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NomoreDramaQ1015
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Nov 22, 2013 16:16:58 GMT -5
Strangle her with your melons! Paul has a thread about how melons can be used as deadly weapons.
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Nov 22, 2013 16:20:23 GMT -5
French bat slut vs. French slut batI'm trying to picture what this biddy looks like. I'm guessing a cross between the Wicked Witch of the West, Faye Dunaway in Mommie Dearest and a bit of Kathy Bates from Misery added in for good measure. She is actually friggin gorgeous...still! Short, somewhat chubby with age but her impecable hair and face skin and clothes...I used to admire her for courage...if only she had not eaten my cheese and dropped my eggs!!! I am even ok with her flirting with DH. He doesn't get it. Being narcissic as he is he couldn't even suspect that old lady could have guts!!!  |
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Nov 22, 2013 16:24:07 GMT -5
Put her in the truck with your driver. I bet she can make him turn when she wants him to. French bat sluts have their ways.
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swamp
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THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS!!!!!!!
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Post by swamp on Nov 22, 2013 17:29:03 GMT -5
She's probably senile.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2013 9:15:18 GMT -5
let's see......if you were old, retired, bored, etc. And you had a grocer like loony in the area......could you think of some entertainment? I file her under ....sly like a fox! And experienced. |
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